Thank you to everyone for the reviews! I finally wrote chapter 3! Hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist..but I have this cat on my head!
Edward: Give me back my shield! -snatches cat-
Umm...enjoy the story...
"Come with me, my bride and we will be the king and queen of sugar! Mark will be the best man!" Edward shouted as he held Hawkeye's hand. Mustang stood by horrified and very confused at who this Mark person was.
"Edward, if you don't let go of my hand, I'll be forced to take action." Hawkeye stared seriously at Edward. The cat on top of Edward meowed.
"What? I KNEW IT! My shield says you did something to Miss Blazekite and you're working with the cows!" Edward pointed at Mustang.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EDWARD? What shield?" Mustang questioned. Edward pointed at the cat on his head.
"Miss Paylie you shouldn't stay with him! He doesn't want to be Fuhrer...You don't know what he really wants to be..." Edward whispered to Hawkeye.
"I-I don't know what you're talking about!" Mustang looked away nervously.
"Colonel..." Hawkeye glared at Mustang.
"Edward..you.." Mustang was about to say something to Edward when a familiar voice was heard behind them.
"BROTHER!" Al had finally gotten his hand, actually, only some of his hand off the pillar and finally caught up to his brother.
"Huh?" Edward stared blankly at Al. "Who are you?"
"YOUR BROTHER! I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!" Al yelled at Edward who was very confused.
"Sorry...I'm an only child...you must be confusing me..." Edward was explaining nonsense to Al when he stopped and stood still.
"Only child? Brother?" Al called to Edward as he looked up at Al with an interested look.
"Hmm...really?"
"Umm...brother?" Alphonse stared at his brother who was muttering to himself then looked at Al with wide eyes.
"NO WAY! I didn't think the legends were true!" Edward said with a wide smile.
"Huh?"
"You're the sugar fairy!"
"WHAT! NO I'M NOT!" Al waved his hands in front of him looking at his sugar-happy brother.
"Wow! I can't believe it!" Edward grabbed Al's hand and smiled.
"They say you're made of pure sugar..." Ed smiled as he clapped and transmuted his automail arm into a blade.
"There...perfect." Ed smirked evilly at the blade then at Al.
"Brother...what are you going to do with that?" Al backed away from Ed. Edward lunged at Al who ran away as fast as he could.
"NO! DON'T HURT ME!" Al ran as Edward chased him.
"Come back! At least let me lick you!" Edward yelled carrying his candy bag chasing Al. Mustang and Hawkeye stared at the two. Hawkeye looked at the ring pop and gave it to Mustang.
"Let's go." Hawkeye walked towards headquarters. "Colonel!" Hawkeye called to Mustang who stood confused.
"Right..." Mustang followed Hawkeye.
Al had gone into an alley. It was already late at night and he couldn't see very well around him.
"I think I lost him..." Al sighed relieved though he knew he had to find a way to get Ed to calm down. As Al thought this, he heard a meow above him.
"Huh?" Al looked up to see a dark figure jump on him.
"AHH!"
"GOTCHA!" Ed fell on top of Al and raised his automail arm to hit Al.
"NOO!" Al was about to hit Edward on the head to stop him when he remembered the cat. He grabbed Ed's hand to stop him but he kept struggling.
"I just want a piece!" Ed moved his hand trying to free himself. Al tried to think of something to get Ed's attention away from him.
"Brother! Look! it's Candyland!" Al pointed to his side.
"Really? Where?" Ed looked to a simple wall as Al snatched the cat on his head and backed away.
"There! Now you have no shield against the cows!" Al yelled at Ed and let the cat run away.
"YOU BASTARD! I'm not safe now!" Edward ran off picking up his bag of candy. He climbed up a wall as Al chased him.
"Where'd he go?" Al looked around the streets and the buildings but didn't see Edward anywhere. While he was looking around, he accidently bumped into someone.
"Ow!"
"Oh, I'm sorry..." Al said not really paying attention to the person.
"Al?" Alphonse heard the person and looked back.
"WINRY! What are you doing here?" Winry stared at Alphonse whose hand was partially gone.
"I wanted to come just as a surprise and to say I'm sorry for...my..behavior..when you guys came to visit last time..." Winry laughed nervously as Alphonse shuddered remembering what had happened.
"Oh! Winry! Please help me look for Brother! I can't find him and he ran off..." Alphonse pleaded.
"But Al, I'm sure he'll come back sooner or later."
"You don't understand he has a whole bag of candy with him...and he's already sugar high..." When Alphonse said this, Winry's face turned white.
"H-he's sugar high...AHHH!" Winry screamed running around in circles.
"THIS IS HORRIBLE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
"WINRY CALM DOWN!"
"SIR COME BACK WITH THOSE!" A woman yelled running from a pet store after someone in a coat.
"EDWARD!" Winry gasped as she pointed at the person in the coat.
"This should be plenty of protection..." Edward said with another lollipop in his mouth and a coat with many pockets. Alphonse looked to see that something was moving in them and noticed two eyes staring at him from the top of Edward's head.
"A-are those...BROTHER WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THOSE CATS?" Alphonse shouted at his brother who was covered in cats.
Thanks for reading! Chapter 4 coming soon!
-tsukiflower
