Chapter 4! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...I have a candy bar though -makes sure Edward isn't around-

Alphonse stared at his brother covered in cats as a lady from the pet store caught up to him.

"SIR! Give those back right now! And you have to pay for everything you did!" The lady yelled at Edward. Alphonse now noticed that Edward was soaking wet and a trail of water behind him led to the pet store.

"Brother, what did you do?"

"This boy got into the large aquarium we have and swam after the fish!"

"It's just they were so colorful, they looked like candy..."

"THEN HE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE DOGS..."

"THEY WANTED TO TAKE MY CANDY AWAY AND CALLED ME SHORT!"

Suddenly there was a huge noise as the birds from the pet store flew away.

"Oh yeah..and I set the birds free 'cause Mark said they would fight the cows."

"THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR ALL THIS OR I'M GOING TO CALL THE MILITARY!"

"But I already paid you." Edward pouted innocently.

"THIS? THIS ISN'T PAYMENT!" The woman shouted pointing at the licorice and gum she had in her hand.

"But it's good..." Edward said chewing a piece of bubble gum. The woman stepped towards Edward.

"That's it! You're coming with me." The woman reached to Edward's hand when she saw he grabbed something out of a pocket. He took out a cat and much to everyone (especially Alphonse's) horror, threw it towards the woman. The woman screamed as she grabbed the cat slipping on the trail of water but still holding on to the cat. Edward ran away as fast as he could still with his bag of candy and a coat full of cats.

"Wait, brother come back!" Alphonse and Winry chased after Edward who walked into an alley yet again but this time turned up with a dead end.

"Brother! I'm tired of running after you! Please just calm down and stop for a second!" Edward turned around to look at Alphonse when he saw Winry.

"NO! IT'S THE EVIL MILK WITCH! GET AWAY!" Edward cowered in fear as Winry face turned red with anger.

"W-WITCH?" Winry grabbed her wrench and threw it at Edward. Edward put his automail arm in front of him blocking the wrench. Winry stared in amazement for Edward had never been able to dodge her wrench.

"HAHA! You can't hurt me with my shield!" Edward laughed as the cats on him meowed. Alphonse and Winry stared and looked at each other nervously when suddenly, Edward's legs began to tremble.

"Oh really?" Winry smirked.

"Brother, are you ok?" Alphonse said nervously while Winry reached into her bag to for something.

"AHA!" Winry waved a bottle of milk in the air.

"NOO! NOT THAT!" Edward shouted. Winry placed a small bowl on the floor and poured the milk in it. The cats in Edward's coat came out staring the milk.

"COME AND GET IT!" The cat on Edward's head leaped off and the rest followed.

"NOO! COME BACK!" Edward cried looking at Winry who had a smirk on her face. Edward began to move but stumbled. The coat were he had the cats fell off and he dropped the bag of candy.

"Huh?" Alphonse looked at his brother who seemed to be having trouble standing up.

"You see, Alphonse, if sneaking past you with Edward to get all the candy in the kitchen before you got there when we were kids taught me anything, it's that eventually you have a sugar crash!" Winry pointed at Edward.

"Oh...WAIT YOU WHAT?" Alphonse looked at Winry who already was walking towards Edward. Edward saw her and ran towards the side of building and clapped his hands to make a ladder.

"N-no please don't hurt me!" Edward climbed up the ladder as Winry followed.

"EDWARD WAIT! You're going to get hurt! Come down!" Winry started to climb after him when he got dizzy and his hand slipped off the ladder.

"BROTHER!" Alphonse ran to get him but Edward fell on Winry.

"AHH! GET HIM OFF! HE'S ALL WET!" Winry smacked Edward with a wrench as she turned red.

"Mommy...my tummy hurts..." Edward said asleep on Winry until she pushed him off. Alphonse grabbed his brother and lifted him up.

"Ugh...well this incident could have gone worse..." Winry said. Suddenly Edward opened his eyes and grabbed Al's head.

"I think I'm gonna be--" Edward said before he threw up in it.

"EWWW!" Winry said in disgust.

"Sorry..." Edward apologized and moved the head towards Al.

"DON'T GIVE THAT TO ME AFTER DOING THAT!" Al hit his brother on the head and knocked him out.

Edward opened his eyes to see it was morning. He was in bed. He looked around to see a broken window and tried to get up but stumbled.

"Ugh...I don't feel well...what happened?" Edward sighed as he grabbed the bed to maintain balance.

"SO YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE!" Alphonse stood next to his brother except his head was missing.

"What the? Al?"

"Now that you're awake you can clean my helmet!" Alphonse showed Edward the helmet as Edward covered his mouth in disgust.

"And maybe you should get to doing something with all this candy, huh? After all YOU PAID FOR IT!" Winry showed a chocolate bar to Edward who looked at the candy with disgust.

As Edward cleaned up the helmet and after hearing what had happened, he made sure to promise himself never to eat candy again for as long as he lived...although...that pixie stick there looked pretty good...

Well, that's the end! Aww..always sad to end a story...but then again...only the story's over... hehe...

-tsukiflower