Leenalee: When can we see Amber again?
Hime: Soon
Kanda: How soon?
Hime: Can't you let her be with her friends and reunite with them Kanda?
Lavi: But I want my little sister!
Allen: She's not really your sister...
Lavi: Our bond is deep and real!
Hime: *sweatdrop* I don't own anything...
"So why was the eyepatch guy acting as your brother? If it was only Seiyo Middle School and Azuba Academy that were infiltrated so why did he go Seiyo High?" Nagi asks the redhead.
"Oh well, my father explained that he had Lavi go undercover in order to keep me and Kanda in line because the two of us tend to argue sometimes. But I think-"
Ikuto interrupts suddenly, cutting off the redhead, "Hey, by Kanda, you mean Sato right?".
Amber nodded and Ikuto asks another question before she can continue.
"What's his full name?" he asks curiously.
"Kanda Yuu. Why do you want to know?"
Ikuto shrugs off the calculating look Amber was giving him, "Just asking, you can go on now."
Amber gave him a look, clearly showing that she didn't buy it but went on anyway.
"So I think my father sent Lavi to be my overprotective brother so that he can ensure I won't get into any boy trouble."
Utau snorted, "Ha! What good did that do? Ikuto ended up stalking you anyway!"
"I did not stalk her" defends the tall chara bearer.
"Did too"
"Did not"
"DID TOO"
Ikuto rolled his eyes, "Whatever Utau"
"Ha! I won!"
Amber snickered and Tadase made a comment after looking at Amber for a while.
"Both of you do look alike, you and Lavi-san."
The exorcist nodded reminding Kukai about something.
"Oh yeah, that Lavi guy...the eyepatch guy right? Yeah him, he seems kinda familiar to me. Like we met eyes and then there was this weird connection I think. Do you have any idea?"
Christa smirked from her perch on Amber's shoulder, "Well if you're asking what I think you're asking, I know Lavi is straight so I don't know if he felt this "connection' and would switch sides for you, you know?"
Kukai's face flamed, understanding what she was implying, "That's not it!"
Amber smiled in amusement, "Oh really? Because this connection you call it sounds awfully like you're describing you fell for Lavi the moment you met eyes."
"No! You're wrong! I'm straight I swear!"
"Suuuuuuuure" says Christa making herself and her bearer to laugh in unison.
Utau snorted, "Nahhh Kukai is straight. I can assure you."
Rima rolled her eyes, "Because you guys are dating?"
"Well yeah"
"EHHHHHHH?!" screams the others except the stoic Ikuto.
Utau blushed, "Oh shut up"
Kukai blushed too causing Amber to giggle, "Well that clears that up"
Everyone laughed at the joke, making Ikuto remember something.
"That Lavi guy called you Amber-hime, why?"
"Because we're close? We act like siblings even before we were undercover. Lavi is a pretty cool guy and he plays sports with me whenever he comes by and we're both free. He's really good at soccer and basketball."
Nagi chuckled, "So he has green eyes, has a loud personality, friendly with everybody, serious whenever needed, plays sports and almost always smiles a big grin showing his perfect row of white teeth hmm? Who else does that remind you of?"
Amber blushed causing Kukai to chuckle himself.
"Maybe that's why I felt a connection, he was my replacement in your life."
"No! Lavi is just-"
"They found you out Amber" says Christa seriously, trying not to laugh.
"Don't make the situation worse! Ugh!" Kukai chuckles at her face, realizing that even though she had a different appearance, Amu will always be Amu.
He knew that embarrassed face anywhere!
"Besides Lavi is different anyways." huffed the redhead.
"How so?" asks Nagi, amused.
"Well Lavi is really hot that's one thing"
Christa coughed, "You were attracted to Kukai too"
"S-shut up!"
Kukai blushed a little in surprise but didn't say anything.
Man, I should have asked her out when I had the chance...
"Anyways! Lavi is really smart-"
"Oh well that's definitely a trait Kukai does not have" smirks Utau.
"Hey!"
"Lavi is protective and strong-"
Tadase smiles, "So is Souma-kun."
Amber stops and sighs deeply before throwing her hands up in despair, "I give up."
Everyone laughs and Nagi waits for the laughter to die down before speaking again.
"Well so the only thing that differs between Kukai and Lavi-san is that Lavi-san is smart. Oh! And Lavi-san only has one eye."
"Rightttt" answers Amber
Even though, Lavi is sooo much hotter than Kukai with the eyepatch and his smarts. Brainy is so sexy…
Ikuto coughed and Amber realized everyone was staring at her.
"W-what?"
"Brainy is so sexy" Utau says mimicking her voice.
Amber turned a deep red, part of her wanted to dig a hole in the floor and crawl inside.
"So Amber-chan" starts Nagi again, looking over at her. "You only think of Lavi-san as a brother even though you think he's hot"
Amber blushed, "Well yeah but I doubt we would get into a romantic relationship anyway."
"Why?" Rima asks, curious.
"Because my father promised to castrate any guy that comes close to me with anything else besides honorable intentions."
Ikuto sweatdropped along with everyone else.
So that's what Sato meant when he said overprotective father...
Amber watched their reactions in amusement, quietly thinking about the answer she gave them.
I rather tell them that than explain the implications Lavi has as a Bookman; he can't have a normal life like normal people, to marry, have a family because he's doomed to live the rest of his life alone as a record-keeper. You're pretty much dooming yourself if you love a Bookman.
Rima decides to change the subject seeing the disturbed looks on her friend's faces, "So who would you rather commit incest with? Kukai or Lavi-san?"
Off guard by the question, Amber blushed hard so Christa answered for her seeing that her bearer was incapable of responding, "Both"
"CHRISTA!"
The witch chara laughs, flying out of the way when Amber tries to swat at her. She floats over and onto Timmy's head to sit on.
"I'm just saying what you think!"
Kukai blushed deeply and looked away from the girl he was next to in embarrassment.
Ikuto on the other hand, was jealous but he could not miss out on the opportunity to tease the girl.
"Christa, would Amber do a threesome with the brothers?"
The witch chara scoffed, "If she was hormonal enough then possibly."
"CHRISTA!" yells her bearer again.
The gothic chara laughed once more but along with everyone else while Amber drowned in her sorrow and embarrassment.
Suddenly, there was a loud ring and Christa got off from Timmy to let him transform into his mini-screen formation showing Lavi's face.
"Speak of the devil" whispers Utau causing Amber to blush and shush her.
"Amber-hime, are you done? It'll be late soon."
"Ah, I haven't told them the important part yet..."
Before Lavi could answer, a familiar angry voice interrupted him.
"Oi Kit! You need to rest! Stop the damn reunion and get on with it! We need to take the brats home soon before it gets late!"
"Who you calling brats asshole?!" Utau retorts, angrily.
Amber sighs at Kanda's behaviour.
"I promise I'll be done soon."
"Good" grunts the samurai exorcist.
Lavi smiles at her reassuringly, "Take as much time as you need Hime"
"Baka Usagi! Don't-"
Amber cuts the transmission, pressing a button at the side of the screen allowing Timmy to revert back to his original form.
Nagi turns, meeting eyes with the redhead, "Amber-chan? What is this important thing you need to tell us?"
Allen: Hope you enjoyed the story! ^^
Lavi: I WANT MY SISTER BACK! T.T
Kanda: SHE IS NOT YOUR DAMN SISTER YOU BAKA USAGI!"
Link: *shakes head* Please review...