It's kinda a tradition for me now..(ok so I've written only two fanfictions...) to write extras after a fanfiction. And this is no exception! I love writing these so enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...maybe I can copyright the whole cat on the head thing though!
FIGHT
Edward looked to Hawkeye's side and saw Mustang.
"AH! BASTARD COLONEL!" Edward pointed at Mustang. Mustang glared at him. Edward then took out a paper.
"LOOK! I DREW A PICTURE OF YOU!" Edward gave him the paper. Mustang stared confused at the paper.
"See..that little ugly thing in the corner IS YOU! And that REALLY TALL HANDSOME GUY stomping on him IS ME!" Edward smiled innocently at Mustang. Mustang proceeded to jump on him and two began to fight. A crowd soon began to form.
"HEY EVERYBODY STREET FIGHT! CAT ON HIS HEAD GUY VS SOME MILITARY GUY!" The crowd cheered watching the two fight as Alphonse stood next to Hawkeye. She sighed in frustration and looked at Alphonse.
"Want me to teach you how to fire a gun?" Hawkeye asked.
"Uh...sure!" Alphonse replied and the two walked off to waste time until the two guys stopped fighting.
THE ANSWER IS...
"So Miss Chalkfly...will you marry me?" Edward waited for Hawkeye's answer. Mustang stood by horrified and also waited for her answer. Riza looked down at Edward and smiled.
"OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!" Hawkeye said happily.
"REALLY?" Edward face lit up as Mustang fell to the floor.
"WAIT...why?" Mustang cried.
"Because I've loved candy ever since I was little and Edward just looks so cute with that cat on his head!" Hawkeye giggled, a very unusual sight.
"THEN LET'S GO MY NEW BRIDE!" Edward picked Hawkeye up in his arms, which was strange because he was smaller than her. Edward ran away carrying Hawkeye while the cat on his head meowed. Meanwhile, Mustang stared into the distance shocked muttering something.
"MUST KILL EDWARD..."
WHAT I WANT TO BE
"Colonel, what do you really want to be?" Hawkeye asked suspiciously. Hawkeye and Alphonse leaned in to see what he had to say as Edward smirked.
"All right! The truth is...I want to be...A STRIPPER!" Mustang answered seriously.
"YOU WHAT?" Hawkeye gasped as Alphonse stood confused.
"IN FACT LET ME DO A DANCE FOR YOU!" Music began to play out of nowhere as Mustang began to take his uniform off.
"AHH! STOP!" Edward shouted and threw candy at him.
"But..." Mustang pouted holding his shirt.
"NO! JUST STOP. NOW." Hawkeye glared at Mustang. Alphonse just stood there disturbed as Edward shuddered at the image of Mustang stripping.
"AGH! MAKE IT STOP! IT WON'T GO AWAY!" Edward ran away with the cat on his head and the bag of candy as everyone stared at him.
THE SUGAR FAIRY
"Don't lie to me! I know you're really the sugar fairy!" Edward pointed at his confused brother.
"NO I'M NOT!"
"Then why do you have wings?" Edward pointed to Alphonse's back where there really were wings.
"Uh...YOU'LL NEVER GET MY SUGAR!" Alphonse suddenly flew away with Edward running after him.
"GET BACK HERE!" Edward screamed. Mustang took the ring pop from Hawkeye as she stared at Alphonse flying.
"That's unbelievable!" Mustang shouted before he put the ring pop in his mouth.
"Yeah..." Hawkeye shuddered.
"ED HAS A BROTHER?" Mustang said amazed with the ring pop in his mouth before Hawkeye snatched it from him and threw on the floor glaring at him.
I OWN YOU
"Edward, dammit, stop right now! Your running around is going to end here!" Winry yelled at Edward.
"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO EVIL MILK WITCH!" Edward shouted back.
"Oh yeah? WELL I OWN ONE FOURTH OF YOU YOU KNOW!" Winry pointed at Edward's automail limbs.
"Well, I don't see your name.." Edward said before he lifted his arm and saw the inscription "PROPERTY OF WINRY ROCKBELL HANDS OFF". Edward lifted his leg to see the same inscription. Winry smirked as Edward frowned.
"NO! DAMN YOU!"
Hoped you enjoyed them!
Mustang: -sad- No one liked my dancing...
Me: I'm sure...uh...Hawkeye...or Edward did!
Mustang: Really? Maybe I should do it again!
Hawkeye and Edward:-screaming in the background- NO!
-tsukiflower