Hello, how are you all doing? Are you having an awesome day/night or whatever time you're currently reading this? For anyone who saw this story already, I had to delete and re-upload it because I was getting a ridiculous number of bots reviewing, favoriting, and following.

The only real person was Ninchfinch. I instantly recognized his name because he was the very first person who favorited and followed Of Cats and Kitsunes. Shout out to you. Anyway, here we go again. Beerus and Liquiir, please explain what this is...for the second time.

Without any further ado, enjoy!


About Of Cats and Kitsunes Chapter Seven


Lord Beerus: "Fucking bots...the author blocked all of them so that they can't spam the review section now. I can only hope that those were the only ones. Anyway, hello, I am Lord Beerus...if my name in bold wasn't obvious." I crossed my arms and my right leg over my left. "Sitting on my right is Lord Liquiir."

Lord Liquiir: "Yes, a lot of stories got hit with that army of bots. Not just Talks of Destruction. With any luck, they can't favorite or follow, either. We don't need bots for that. Sorry, hello, everyone," Liquiir happily exclaimed with a wave of his right paw. "The author has been wanting to do this for a while! Anyway, we're not going to waste your time; this is, for all intents and purposes, a talk show. With us, as the co-hosts! Expect this little series to be in Beerus' point of view. Also, in case you couldn't tell, there will be some fourth-wall breaking." I nodded.

Lord Beerus: "Uh-huh. The audience members are you, but we won't be talking to you all that much. Since this is a talk show, we'll be having guests. Right now, we have no guest."

Lord Liquiir: "And if it's any easier for you to imagine what the room we're sitting in looks like, just imagine the setup to look like the Ellen Degeneres Show. Except, we'll just be talking. There won't be any physical activities going on." Liquiir shrugged. "Probably."

Lord Beerus: "What this series is, is it will be a discussion of various topics. Not only destruction, mind you. We'll be talking about original characters - when they come up, anyway - progress, future plans, and sometimes just general things. Stuff like that."

Lord Liquiir: "With that being said, there is a point to this first chapter. What we're telling all of you is that the author has...kind of hit a wall. A small case of writer's block. He's getting some things written down, but only little by little. As of me saying this, he's approaching nearly two months without uploading another chapter to Of Cats and Kitsunes, also known as 'OCAK.' Unfortunately, because of the aforementioned writer's block, it might be another month, or even two."

Lord Beerus: "In all honesty, at the moment, his inspiration for writing OCAK, at least for long periods of time like he used to be able to do, is running dry. He'll always be happy to write this series, but a break is needed, you know? He's not Superman. He will work on it from time to time, but don't expect anything immediately."

Lord Liquiir: "We're telling you all of this so that none of you are left disappointed by the lack of content or left wondering 'Where's OCAK? Why hasn't he uploaded a new chapter yet?' This is his way of telling everyone without one of those unnecessary 'Update' chapters in the middle of his story. You've seen them. The ones that never get deleted, even months after the fact."

Lord Beerus: "Those things are jarring and annoying as fuck. I appreciate the update, but once a new chapter is out, get rid of that already! There's a reason we have a 'Delete chapter' option."

Lord Liquiir: "Agreed. So, in the end, patience is all we ask for. It might take longer than you'd like, but the final product won't be rushed and it will be something everyone is happy and proud of. We appreciate you taking your time to listen to us. You'll always be appreciated."

Lord Beerus: "Always. And, um, that's everything we needed to talk about. Anything you want to add, Liquiir?" I looked over at him.

Lord Liquiir: "The only thing I can think of is if anyone wants to have a specific topic for us to discuss, or you just have a general question, we'll do our best to incorporate it into a chapter and we'll answer it to the best of our abilities."

Lord Beerus: "Also, there will be longer chapters than this. This is simply to introduce you to the idea of a talk show kind of series and we didn't really have much to speak about."

Lord Liquiir: "Other than that, let's leave everything off with a Question of the Day. A 'QOTD' for short. What's one thing you patiently waited for? You could have been waiting for days, weeks, months, even years. When you finally got what you were waiting for, was it worth it? Something to think about."

Lord Beerus: "Good question. With that, we'll both see you next time on Talks of Destruction. Goodbye."

Lord Liquiir: "See you all next time! Bye!" Liquiir and I waved.


I'll be honest, I had a lot of fun writing this. With that being said, this is roughly what's been going on with chapter seven of OCAK. Everything Beerus and Liquiir said is what's going on. I really, really wish that this wasn't the case, but...well, you already know.

For those of you who want to know, here's my answer to the QOTD: The most recent example I can think of is Halo 5. Months ago, I waited for the price to drop down before buying it. Was it worth it once I got it?

Once I get around to beating the campaign on Legendary, I don't think that I'll ever touch it again. So...not really. It's more so for the furtherment of my knowledge on the story than anything else at this point. I do have some fun, but not nearly as much as I used to on the previous Halos.

Until the next show, D.F.T.B.A. (Don't Forget To Be Awesome!) Have an awesome day!