Hello! I shouldn't have but I did. I wrote more extras! Thank you to everyone for the reviews (especially the very..imaginative?...ones..-laughs-) Also thanks to those who enjoyed it but didn't review. So...Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...if I could though I'd sell copies of Mustang's dancing to his fangirls...-shudders- okay maybe not...
THERAPY
It had been a week since the sugar incident. Mustang was on his way to the military counselor, he opened the door to find Edward, Alphonse, and Hawkeye there.
"What are you guys doing here?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?" Edward shuddered at the thought of Mustang stripping again.
"It's back! Make it go away! Sugar will make it go away..." Edward fell on the floor and cried.
"Think happy thoughts Edward." The counselor said as she wrote down something.
"I just want my life back...I've been having nightmares since that happened!" Hawkeye said glaring at Mustang. He looked at Alphonse and saw he didn't say anything.
"Why are you here?"
"Nya?" Alphonse looked at Mustang, saw a butterfly near the window and chased after it on all fours.
"He received a mental shock from it and thinks he's a cat..." The counselor stated with no emotion in her voice.
"Hmm...maybe..." Mustang began to think out loud.
"Maybe my dance wasn't good enough! HAWKEYE! I'll be gone for the rest of the week practicing!" Mustang walked out of the room with Edward twitching on the floor, Alphonse meowing, and Hawkeye shocked by what Mustang had just said.
ALL MINE
"BROTHER!" Alphonse had caught up with his brother after chasing him for so long.
"Who are you?" Edward looked at his brother with a blank stare.
"I'm your brother!"
"No you're not. I KNOW YOU'RE THE SUGAR FAIRY!"
"IT'S ME, ALPHONSE! YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!" Alphonse screamed to Edward. Edward looked at Al and his eyes widen.
"A-Al...? Right...I had a brother..."
"Yes! I'm your brother!" Alphonse sighed relieved that Edward was remembering him.
"My little brother...I LOVE YOU!" Edward hugged Al.
"Uh..." Mustang and Hawkeye stared at Edward who was acting very unusual.
"Let's go Al!"
"Umm...okay..." Alphonse walked with his brother still hugging him and muttering something.
"Hehe...now you're all mine sugar fairy..." Edward whispered with an evil smile.
CREEPY
"AHA!" Winry takes out a bottle of milk.
"NOO! Not that! MILK! EVIL!" Edward backs away from Winry.
"TAKE THAT!" Winry tosses the milk on Edward.
"NOO! I'm dying...why..." He screamed in pain and fell foward. The cats from the coat came out to drink the milk spilled on the floor.
"Finally...he stopped..." Winry put down the milk bottle. Winry and Alphonse stared at Edward who was lying still on the floor.
"Winry...he's not really dead is he?" Alphonse asked worried.
"Uh...of course not...you can't die from milk...right?" Winry slowly stepped forward, took out her wrench, and poked Edward with it. Edward laid perfectly still so she decided to get closer. Suddenly Winry screamed when Edward grabbed her leg.
"AHHH! LET GO! LET GO!" Winry hit Edward with the wrench until his hand fell back down. Alphonse watched as Winry tried to catch her breath.
"Umm...at least he's okay..." Alphonse said nervously to Winry.
SOMETHING'S VERY WRONG
Alphonse, Mustang, and Hawkeye stared at Edward who was yelling. They were still in the street and Edward was still sugar high. Hawkeye had said no to Edward, but he was now threatening Mustang.
"TASTE MY SHIELD!" Edward held the cat in his hands towards Mustang. Nothing happened except the cat meowed.
"Edward...what are you on?" Mustang asked the sugar high alchemist. Suddenly, a large oval shaped object appeared in the sky. Everyone looked up to see the flying objects with black-spotted white flags on them.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Mustang stared with everyone.
"SEE? I TOLD YOU! The cows are coming!" Edward pointed. He lifted the cat in his hands waving it around.
"WE HAVE SHIELDS YOU IDIOTS YOU CAN'T GET US!" Edward screamed. The cows in the flying objects looked down.
"Oh my god! They've got shields! Let's get the hell out of here!" The flying objects suddenly flew away until they were out of sight.
"E-edward saved us?" Everyone looked at Edward and the cat. They all stepped away from him afraid.
"That doesn't sound right..."
Well...they were all very strange...hoped you enjoyed them!
Mustang: I don't trust cows anymore...
Alphonse: That poor kitty must've been traumatized by Brother...
Edward:-drinking a soda- What did I do?
Alphonse: Wait a second...doesn't soda have sugar?
Alphonse and Mustang look at each other.
Mustang: I'll hold him down!
Edward: What the hell are you two doing? Let go of me!
-tsukiflower