Hello, how are you all doing? You know, this series is exactly what I need right now. It's easy to write and very relaxing. Anyway, here's the show!

Without any further ado, enjoy!

Jellyfish Are Tenacious

Lord Beerus: "Hello, everyone. As you know, I am Lord Beerus. With me is my co-host..." I motioned to Liquiir with my right paw...but he's not saying anything. I know that it's only our second time doing this, but come on! I made slightly more agitated and animated movements. "With me is my co-host..." I repeated somewhat sternly while looking over at him.

Lord Liquiir: "Oh! Sorry! Hi, Liquiir here." I put down my arm.

Lord Beerus: "There we go. Why did you take so long?" He looked over at me.

Lord Liquiir: "I thought that you were going to introduce me like the last time."

Lord Beerus: "Fair enough, but why didn't you say something after I went silent for a couple of seconds?"

Lord Liquiir: "I don't know, I thought you were just taking your time and I didn't want to accidentally interrupt you."

Lord Beerus: "I understand that, and I appreciate it, but even so-"

Lord Liquiir: "Thank you all for joining us on this episode of Talks of Destruction! We're happy to have you here!" I...huh? What?! Did he just?! I slapped my right knee.

Lord Beerus: "Damn it, you cheeky bastard! You did all of that on purpose, just so you could say the title, didn't you?" He smiled.

Lord Liquiir: "No. You're just too slow." I groaned.

Lord Beerus: "It's a good thing we don't have a guest or anyone else of importance here."

Lord Liquiir: "What are you talking about? Bulma's our technician. Hi, Bulma!" he waved to Bulma in the distance. She's sitting at a computer quite a ways in front of the set. I can tell that she's laughing, even without hearing her.

Bulma: "Hi, Liquiir! Great job, you should do that more often! Make it a race!"

Lord Beerus: "You be quiet! And don't encourage him! He'll get away with it once and he'll never stop!"

Lord Liquiir: "Why not make it a race?" he asked.

Lord Beerus: "Because it will be a headache."

Lord Liquiir: "Maybe for you," he countered.

Lord Beerus: "Look, can we just drop it and do what we came here to do today?" He nodded.

Lord Liquiir: "Okay."

Lord Beerus: "Thank you. Anyway," I cautiously began. I pulled out a white note card from a neat stack on the table in front of us. "The main reason we're here is to answer a couple of questions, brought to us by Mary...Maryo...oh, fuck. This name. Mario? Um-"

Lord Liquiir: "Maryomafyotu406."

Lord Beerus: "Son of a!" I lightly slapped the line-stealing Kitsunian with the note card across his face. "Let me have something!"

Lord Liquiir: "I'm sorry! I wanted to help you that time! I swear!" I scoffed.

Lord Beerus: "Yeah, whatever. Here, take this. I'm done for today." I handed him the card and lied down, placing my head in his lap. I then reached behind him and grabbed his tails to use them as pillows. "Come here, you." Once I got a hold of them, I placed them under my head and sighed while staring up at the ceiling. "Go on."

Lord Liquiir: "I'm sorry if I ruined this for you."

Lord Beerus: "No, it's fine." I crossed my arms. "Less work for me to do."

Lord Liquiir: "Are you sure?" I smiled. He's making this out to be a bigger deal than it really is.

Lord Beerus: "I swear, it's fine." I grabbed his left paw with mine and intertwined our fingers together. "I love you, Liquiir." He warmly smiled back.

Lord Liquiir: "I love you, too, Beerus."

Bulma: "Aw!" I barely heard Bulma from who knows where. Liquiir's tails really help to muffle unwanted noise. For the most part.

Lord Beerus: "Hey, stop that!"

Bulma: "But I probably won't get to see this side of you in the main story! Let me savor it!"

Lord Beerus: "Too bad! Liquiir, read away." He chuckled.

Lord Liquiir: "With pleasure. This question is for you. 'Would you think of making Piccolo your successor as the candidate for the God of Destruction post?' Would you?" He looked down at me.

Lord Beerus: "Before I answer that, I have a question. Is that grammatically correct? For some reason, it sounds off to me."

Lord Liquiir: "Really? I think that it sounds all right. What sounds off about it with you?"

Lord Beerus: "It's the 'successor as the candidate' part. I think that if it was just 'Would you think of making Piccolo your successor' or 'Would you think of making Piccolo the next candidate for the God of Destruction post' it would hit my ear better."

Bulma: "No one likes people who insult other people's grammar!" I sighed.

Lord Beerus: "I'm not insulting their grammar! It just sounds off to me!"

Bulma: "You obviously know what they meant, so it's okay! You don't need to make unnecessary improvements! Don't be a stickler!"

Lord Beerus: "Excuse me for wanting clarity, blueberry!"

Bulma: "Ha, ha! Haven't heard that one a million times before! Do you need some pudding?!" I growled loudly and sat up from my comfortable position to face the annoyance.

Lord Beerus: "It's been years! Stop bringing that up!"

Bulma: "Chocolate or vanilla?! Or maybe a mix!" I stood up and turned m body to face her. She stood up as well, threatening to come over to me.

Lord Beerus: "You want to get from behind that piece of scrap metal computer and face me?!"

Bulma: "Scrap metal?! This is the latest from the Capsule Corporation!"

Lord Beerus: "I'm sorry, you're really far away! What did you say?! Crapsule Corporation?!"

Bulma: "You're being a jerk! Vegeta, back me up!"

Vegeta: "I'm staying out of this!" I just barely heard the Saiyan in question speak up. He's really, really far away. Basically in the next room over.

Bulma: "You spineless jellyfish!"

Lord Beerus: "At least he isn't overly sensitive, unlike some people! Besides, do you even know how tenacious they are? Even after they die, they'll still sting you! They are like the Saiyans of the Earth animal kingdom!"

Lord Liquiir: "W-what happened? I-I have no idea what's going on," Liquiir mumbled. "We were just answering two questions. Literally, just two. And we haven't even answered the first one yet." I looked at him and crossed my arms.

Lord Beerus: "It's not my fault Bulma started a fight."

Lord Liquiir: "Maybe not, but it is your fault for perpetuating it."

Lord Beerus: "I-I...fine. I don't care enough to argue anymore." I returned to the couch and lied my head back down in Liquiir's lap. Sometimes resigning is the best course of action. I closed my eyes. "I'm sorry, Bulma."

Bulma: "I'm sorry, too. For starting this fight and also for the audience. This took a very heated and very unexpected turn."

Lord Liquiir: "Definitely. So, what's your answer?"

Lord Beerus: "My what now?"

Lord Liquiir: "Your answer to the question that was asked? Would you think of making Piccolo your successor as the candidate for the God of Destruction post?"

Lord Beerus: "Oh, right, that. No, I would not. To be honest, I already have an idea of who I do want to be my successor in the main story. I won't give any more information, though."

Lord Liquiir: "Ah, okay. Now that we answered the first question finally, here's mine. 'Would you consider challenging Jiren to a fight in the near future?' Would I?"

Lord Beerus: "You left out the fact that they said that you're their favorite God of Destruction."

Lord Liquiir: "Is that problem?"

Lord Beerus: "Are you crazy? You're my favorite, too." He smiled.

Lord Liquiir: "Aw, thank you. You're the best." He scratched between my ears with his right paw, making me purr a little.

Lord Beerus: "I am the best. Anyway, before we get off track again, what's your answer?"

Lord Liquiir: "Honestly? No. I'm not too keen on challenging every strong opponent I see or hear about."

Lord Beerus: "Unlike some people," I muttered.

Lord Liquiir: "I'd much rather have a friendly spar with Jiren than actually fight him."

Lord Beerus: "Does that mean that you're going to ask for a sparring session with him sometime?"

Lord Liquiir: "I don't know. It's something I'd rather do, not something I'm planning to do."

Lord Beerus: "Okay, that makes sense." I stretched my arms and legs. "Ah, I think with that, we're done here." I stopped stretching and placed my paws together on my stomach. "Today was surprisingly more intense than I thought it was going to be, but it was still very fun. You have a Question of the Day?"

Lord Liquiir: "A QOTD? Of course. The intensity that happened here was one hundred percent unexpected and not planned at all. That argument? Real, not scripted. The question I have is this: what's something that happened recently that wasn't planned and how did it affect you? Was it positive? Negative? Somewhere in between? We'd love to hear your thoughts."

Lord Beerus: "And remember, don't be afraid to ask us questions or give us suggestions. Maybe give us a topic to discuss. Whatever floats your boat."

Lord Liquiir: "Mm-hm. We'll always do our best. Goodbye, everyone, have an-"

Lord Beerus: "Wait, wait, wait." Liquiir looked down at me.

Lord Liquiir: "What is it?" I motioned for him to move his head down closer to my level. He did, and once he was close enough I met him halfway and gave him a quick kiss on the lips. After that, lied back down.

Lord Beerus: "I just wanted to give you that." I smiled, which was eagerly returned.

Lord Liquiir: "And I gladly accept." He looked up and started to wave. "See you later! We hope you all had fun and for the rest of your day to be great!"

Bulma: "Goodbye! We look forward to seeing you all next time!"

Lord Beerus: "Yeah, what they said." I cleared my throat. "That was a good show, all things considered."

Lord Liquiir: "It was," he agreed. "How much do you know about jellyfish? I kind of have an urge to learn about them now." I shrugged.

Lord Beerus: "Enough, I guess. I read up on Earth animals in my temple's library. They, in particular, were actually surprisingly interesting."

Lord Liquiir: "Oh? How so?"

Lord Beerus: "Ah...it might take a while for me to remember everything."

Lord Liquiir: "It's okay. I'll always have time for you." My smile widened slightly as I took his left paw and gently held it with my right, entwining our fingers. He's almost too pure me.

Lord Beerus: "That means a lot to me. Now, let's start off with our lesson, shall we?" With a nod, his own smile widened a little and he tightened his grip on me slightly as he prepared to eagerly take in my words.

Huh. I can't lie, I have no idea where some of those things came from. Everything just kind of snowballed. I did update the jellyfish conversation so that it doesn't seem so random, though. Nevertheless, random is random. With that being said, thank you very much for the questions, Maryomafyotu406! I hope that they were answered satisfactorily.

Here are some facts about jellyfish: jellyfish can clone themselves, their movements inspired a new way to fly, and they'll even eat peanut butter! Those are only a few.

Also, here's my answer to the QOTD. I found myself playing a goddess (not really a goddess) in Smite I don't normally play, Medusa, and after playing around with her a bit, I think that I figured her out and I now love playing as her! Wish I could say the same for Thanatos, though. I suck with him.

As always, until the next show, D.F.T.B.A. (Don't Forget To Be Awesome!) Have an awesome day!