"Hi there, my name is chaoticbenevolence, or CB for short. This is my attempt at producing a TV show, and it's going to star Rock, or as many people know him Megaman, and the highlights of his career of taking on Robot Masters. And before you ask, no I don't know where he got the accent. Take it away Rock!"
"Crikey! Thenks mate! Now, fer todeys episode, I'm gonna show you my first wranglin' adventure, featurin' Cut Man!" Rock said as he put a video in the VCR that was connected to a massive TV screen that lit up and showed Rock from a third person view.
Rock slowly sneaked through the odd door, and the camera panned with him to the next room, which was just a small room with two blocks right at the entrance. "Roight, now then, thes-"
"Hey Rock, what's up?" Cut Man said suddenly, "And who are you talking too?"
"Meself 'a course." Rock replied.
"…Okay then…" Cut Man said uneasily.
"Roight, now where was I, roight, now thes 'ere, is known as Cut Man, the most pathetic Robot Mester ever!"
"What!" Cut Man shouted indignantly.
"Oi, end 'e cen scream to! Now thes little buggah is so pathetic because of them useless scissors on his head, 'en that's not a very use full spot." Rock continued.
"I WILL TAKE THESE SCISSORS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR (censored for the sake of younger viewers.)"
"Crikey, now thet there's just blustah, 'e couldn't hurt a fly with them-"
(Acts of serious violence censored for the sake of younger viewers. Wow… I didn't even know robots had that much fluid in them… or that you could bend them that way.)
Rock is lying in a heap on the floor, parts everywhere as Cut Man walked out of the room indignantly.
"Crikey! That hurt like a buggah! Is thet… yes thet is me own foot up me bum. Well, I guess I'll see yall next time! On Robot Mester Wrangler!"
"Roight… as you cen see, my foist adventah didn't go to well, but my next video will be better, I promise!"
CB sighed as he held his head in his hands. "Come back for the next episode, it wont suck, maybe. (I swear we are gonna get canceled way too soon into the first season.) (This will update when I feel like it, I can't make cheap attempts a humor all the time.