Hello, how are you all doing? I guess the only thing I want to say is that I'm sorry for venting my frustrations about a lack of questions for Talks of Destruction and reviews in general. I already apologized, but I really wanted to do it again.

Without any further ado, enjoy!


What's in Store?


Lord Liquiir: "Hello, and welcome to Talks of Destruction! I'm one of your hosts, Liquiir. With me as always are Beerus and Bulma. The BBs." My head is in his lap and he's lovingly petting it. My eyes are closed in pure bliss. "Today, we are going to briefly discuss what the author has planned for the future."

Bulma: "That being said, this isn't going to be a long show. We're just giving you an idea of what's going to happen down the road."

Lord Liquiir: "The first and perhaps the most important thing in store for you all-"

Lord Beerus: "Because we're certain at least some of you have been eagerly waiting."

"-is Beerus and I will be...having fun after our life mate ceremony. Loud and very explicit fun. We've said this before, but it will be on Ao3. Just Google 'Beerus Ao3'. It's as simple as that. The pen name should be the same." I cracked my eyes open and looked at Bulma. Her cheeks are dusted with a light shade of pink. I smirked.

Lord Beerus: "Does that do something for you?"

Bulma: "What?"

Lord Beerus: "Thinking about me and Liquiir fucking like two wild animals in heat?"

Lord Liquiir: "Beerus!" She turned a dark shade of red and turned her head, annoyed.

Bulma: "No!" She crossed her arms. "Control your boyfriend."

Lord Liquiir: "I will. Bad Beerus." He lightly slapped me on my arm. "Bad." He slapped me again.

Lord Beerus: "Bulma can enjoy watching us get embarrassed and uncomfortable, but I can't do the same? She admitted that's all she asks for." She snapped her head in my direction.

Bulma: "That was different! That had to do with kids. This is..."

Lord Beerus: "Aggressive fucking between two men." Liquiir slapped me again, a little harder this time.

Lord Liquiir: "I'm serious this time. Stop."

Lord Beerus: "Fine. I got the reaction I wanted anyway." She's still looking at me with a very displeased look on her face. "I'm petty and I like to get even. You know this."

Bulma: "Yeah, I do." She took a couple of deep breaths and relaxed. "Moving on to a prequel story, because there has to be a prequel, there are plans to detail Tina falling in love, getting pregnant with Beerus and Champa, and her raising them until they eventually get chosen to be Gods of Destruction."

Lord Beerus: "Just so you all know, it will be just as much her story as it is mine and Champa's. It will be somewhat of an origin story, but it won't really kick in until we become Destroyers. That will, of course, get a story of its own."

Lord Liquiir: "I'll get a story from before I became a God of Destruction, too! Also, there will be a sequel to OCAK eventually. There are big plans for the OCAK universe and we hope you all enjoy them. Another Dragon Ball story you can expect is a Saiyan civil war story where the first Super Saiyan God was born."

Bulma: "The author got the idea from that quick little backstory about the form. Six good Saiyans banded together and gave their hearts to the man who would become the first Super Saiyan God so they can fight the evil Saiyans. That implied a civil war to the author." I rolled my eyes.

Lord Beerus: "Their hearts. Spare me." Liquiir looked down at me.

Lord Liquiir: "Is that a bad thing? I gave my heart to you."

Lord Beerus: "It's not a bad thing. I love your heart, but a powerful transformation that came from...love? Heart? That's nonsense. And overdone."

Lord Liquiir: "Heles would have a conniption if she heard that." I got onto my back.

Lord Beerus: "Good. Her love shtick is annoying."

Bulma: "There are a couple of other Dragon Ball stories, but we want to keep those a surprise. Now, here are some Hazbin Hotel ideas. If you don't know what that is, it's an adult cartoon on YouTube that was picked up and is going to be made into a...TV show? Netflix show? I don't know exactly, but it's amazing either way and worth the watch."

Lord Beerus: "In addition to Hazbin Hotel, there's also Helluva Boss, which takes place in the same universe with different characters. That show is also worth the watch and it currently has four episodes out, including the pilot. There's no Helluva Boss category on this site yet for whatever reason, so any story would be found under the Hazbin Hotel category. It makes no sense."

Lord Liquiir: "With our unpaid promotion out of the way, here is one of the future stories. It's the journey of a female hellhound by the name of Nadia. Hounds are treated horribly in Hell with most never even daring to achieve much of anything. She'll do whatever it takes to change Hell's perception of her, other hounds, imps, and any other low-class demon to make things a better place for them all."

Bulma: "Aw, that sounds so positive. Is it a positive story?"

Lord Liquiir: "Um..." Liquiir's thinking hard about this. He doesn't want to spoil anything. "There will be positivity...but it's the definition of a journey. A long and arduous journey."

Bulma: "That makes sense. There is another idea the author has, but that's a surprise for another day."

Lord Liquiir: "Those are most of the ideas that are going to grace your screens one of these days. The author doesn't know when they'll be written and what he'll start with. That's the problem with having ideas that are going to be big projects. On the bright side, he'll write all or at least most of the chapters beforehand. No more long hiatuses."

Lord Beerus: "Here's a sneak peek of the story that's well known for having long hiatuses, OCAK. Decent progress is being made, don't worry. You won't have to wait a year before the tenth chapter comes out. Most likely."


Lord Beerus: "You want me to...stop doing my job? How is that any different from what I'm doing now?"

Shin: "It's different because what you always do is you sleep for decades, sometimes centuries at a time, and wake up to destroy countless planets. Sometimes on a whim. After all of that unnecessary destruction, you then either go back to sleep right away or you spend who knows how long doing who knows what until you inevitably go to sleep again. You're still technically doing your job. With this, you truly don't do your job. You let new planets form and for us Kais to create new life on those planets."

Lord Beerus: "That will take tens of millions of years. Neither of us will be around for that long. More importantly, would the Omni-Kings allow that?"

Shin: "As far as I can see, this is the only way for our universe to reach an acceptable mortal level now. I assume they'd understand and permit it. As for us...that's a given. We would need to make sure that we teach our apprentices our restoration plan and have them stay the course long after we pass away." I smirked.

Lord Beerus: "The legacy I'd leave behind would literally be laziness. It wouldn't shock me at all if people bet on that." He has a small smile.

Shin: "Except this time, it would be laziness out of necessity." He tilted his head in a questioning manner. "Just out of curiosity, have you picked out a potential God of Destruction candidate?"

Lord Beerus: "Mm...I might have, although I'm going to wait a bit longer until I ask them. There's a chance they won't accept the offer, which is why I'm not telling you who it is."

Shin: "I understand. So...is the plan we're going with?"

Lord Beerus: "We may as well." I kicked my feet and started swinging gently. "It's exactly as you said. It's the only way for our universe to reach an acceptable mortal level. It's the only way for it to heal. I'll miss destroying, but there's too much at stake. There's too much I care about now." He looked at the house behind us.

Shin: "Things like...Liquiir?"


Bulma: "Shin knows about Liquiir somehow. Is that drama I see?"

Lord Beerus: "Potentially. It will be interesting to see how he knows."

Lord Liquiir: "Well, I'm proud of you, Beerus. You're making an honest effort to improve your universe."

Lord Beerus: "By not putting in any effort whatsoever."

Lord Liquiir: "That's right. You also made me a lot of money."

Lord Beerus: "What was that?" He pet my forehead for a couple of seconds before covering my eyes.

Lord Liquiir: "Shh, it was nothing," he said softly. He uncovered my eyes. "This isn't related to anything at all, especially not a bet that I may or may not have won, but could you see me after the show, Bulma?"

Bulma: "Yes, I'll see you and may or may not give you the money that I may or may not owe you for a bet you may or may not have won."

Lord Liquiir: "And I may or may not accept that money you may or-"

Lord Beerus: "We get it. You're pushing the joke too far." Liquiir and Bulma chuckled.

Lord Liquiir: "Anyway, we're at the end of our show. The only thing left to do is answer a question we got in a PM. We think it's best to do it here since it's the only one. The question is from Demon Lucario to Beerus: 'How would you feel if Zeno made Goku a GoD?'"

Lord Beerus: "I would feel...I'm not entirely sure. I would understand why he'd be made a God of Destruction. He's more than qualified. What I am sure about is Goku would do a bad job." I held up a finger. "For one, he would hate having to judge planets and destroy them for a living. Destroying innocent people would be hard on him." I held up a second. "Secondly, he'd be obsessed with fighting strong opponents. Every powerful fighter would be an excuse not to destroy a planet, even if its destruction was necessary."

Bulma: "Isn't that the truth? Goku's entire life has been about getting stronger and challenging himself by fighting strong people." I held up yet another finger.

Lord Beerus: "Therein lies the third issue. He would be confined to his universe. He wouldn't be able to explore and experience the multiverse the same way he can right now. He's already one of the most powerful mortals as it is. If he underwent intense training as a Destroyer, the odds of him finding anyone who could remotely challenge him who's not an Angel is practically nonexistent." I put down my fingers.

Bulma: "He couldn't just spar with another God of Destruction?"

Lord Beerus: "I suppose he could request a sanctioned fight with another Destroyer, although he couldn't do that all of the time. Plus, he'd most likely outpace them anyway. He'd eventually become so strong he may not want to train anymore. Because what's the point of training if you have no one to challenge you? The Angels would never take him seriously. With that in mind, he would inevitably plateau since they'd never go all out and he wouldn't find anyone else to push him. The chances of him losing all motivation to train in that scenario would be high in my mind. Put all of these things together and we would ultimately have a very miserable Goku."

Lord Liquiir: "It's a shame. If it weren't for those things, I honestly believe he'd be one of the greatest Gods of Destruction in history. He is the first mortal to fully achieve Ultra Instinct, after all. No Destroyer alive can boast that." I nodded.

Lord Beerus: "Unfortunate, but it is what it is. That marks the end of our show. Thank you for asking that question. The next show may be controversial. We'll be analyzing and defending a very polarizing character."

Bulma: "We won't say who it is, but we'd appreciate it if you could all keep an open mind when the time comes."

Lord Beerus: "For Liquiir and Bulma, we'll see you all in the next show. Goodbye." We all waved.


For once, I don't have a lot to say here. So...yeah. See you all in the next show.

As always, until the next show, D.F.T.B.A. (Don't Forget To Be Awesome!) Have an awesome day!