5-minute drabble written during Adult Fanfiction Night at SakuraCon 2006
Prompts: Include the sentence "The avacoades weren't working."
Incorporate "Toothpick", "Cookies", and "Trapped".
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Armstrong shook his head sadly as he gazed at his latest creations. The avocados just weren't working. His cookies were green. They weren't the worst cookies there, though. Roy had somehow managed to light his serving tray on fire and was frantically trying to put it out and Edward's cookies were attempting to crawl off the table. Havoc was chewing nervously on a toothpick and Fuery had a vaguely haunted look on his face, like his life was flashing before his eyes. The State Alchemist cooking contest was an unmitigated failure.