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This weird life: Two the wandering boy.
One inside the Riverdalle All I could say was "Holy Shi…." And realize OMG, this is not a prank or being punk this is real. The Twins who saw my panic face as wonderment.Elladon smile at me "First time seeing an eleven city, Yes?" I just answer in a fit of sign with loosely translate in this: "Fuck you bitch, you don't know anything." But how ever they did not notice. While they were gaping at it. I walk away with swords and all.
I went walking exploration thou Riverdalle a fictional kingdom of the minds of million, real to the touch one. I walk thou everything and making a metal map. I know were all the import place that relation to the one ring. I found the Cook.
As soon as I walk in cook of course is this skinny dude. He eye me form the conner of this eyes. Walk up and siting on the stool I go "I hear the best food ever is here." And the elves that look like I was going get skinned to a big jolly one. "Well you came to the right place I got just the thing."
And he gave me a slice of fresh bread. This is all I have to say about it Best. Bread. Ever. I told him so and he was just thrall to hear it. I glad I can make someone happy. I walk out on out, but doing so I ran into anther elf.
" I am so sorry," I said quickly not wanting to get in trouble already. That All right " he replies calmly. I am still in an uncomforted sustains here I make dumb comments. Like this one, " Hey going to get marry and have eight kids." The elf look horrify " I beg your pardon?" He asks.
"Well, It a stupid thing but human believe in telling people future by there palmer and on yours it say you going to get married and have eight children." He relaxes a bit. "I odd thing to do, I am sorry but I must be going" I replied "Me too." Walk on I look Back and similed, thinking "Nice Ass."
I walk on , I notice the floor was wash not so long ago. I take off my shoe, tie them together , throw them over my shoulder, And made a runnig start. (it a fun thing to do if you are really bored.) Anyhow it make me a little relax. I still freack out about define all reason and end up in a fiction world. And There was no magic, Emc2 thing going on, No portal to this realm of reatily. Next thing to wonder about.Why does everyone think i am a guy. (Well, that is a stupid thing to say. The rule are like the middle ages, girl must be wearing dress, have long hair, and do not carry swords around.)
Think about all this whileI was still sliding around on the floor. I made a dash around the conner and crash into anther Elf. "Oh bloodly hell. I am so sorry" I quickly stated.The second golden hair elf i ran into today Got up stiffly and glare At me. "Do You Know Who you ran into?" He ask. All I was think "Mmm, NO!" But it only take one to get it . "Legolas, Prince of Milkwood." I said dully. Hope that his bitch ass would go away. " Did you just tell me that I am a prince of Milk wood!" He stated angerly. I just think "Oh Snap! What haveI just done." kind of thing when I thought of a Bright way to escape the whole sistion.
"Yes, i did. I am from an Society who do not think of kings, prince or princess very highly. Rayol Blood do not make you an apt ruler over a mass of people and land, that it is for the betterment of man to vote in the Leader who we think is a suitable ruler. Good Bye to you sir." And walk off. It was priceless, his expression was so sock.
As the Sun seem to sink I figure it time to solve one of my problem. Where in hell is Arwen's Room?