harry pothead and the magical lung
"so harru whats happnin"
"fuck all bong. u?"
"yea man i wish i had a bong" said bong
"man u must be stoned out u forgot ur name i aint got no bong"
"ahhh shit man said bong"
they were sittin in theyre rooms in griffindor tower tokin up skins littered the floor and there was a big chunck of magical dope that never ran out
" man i think that was desil dope my eyes r fucked nd it tastes rank"
"yea man same here" said bong
"lets go get more dope"
"ok man stall two seconds till i roll some spliffs for the dander"
so they rooled spliffs then smoked a few and before they new it theyhad passed out...
soon after they woke up and started treckin sparkin up a spliff and wandering through the griffindor common room they trooped thyre eyes were slits and everyone just stared at them but they didnt care cause they were stoned outafter what seemed like hours they bamped into someone
"hey man" said harry without even looking to see who it was "you any smoke"
"what dou think ur doin harry,whats wrong with your eyes," it was proffesor cold turkey who never toked
"awww shit man see u lateer" said harry
they dreged on for ages after a while bong spke up
"here harry"
aww ahit thought harry hes gonna melt my brain again
"what" he said through gritted teeth
"i was just thinkin that..." and he was gone bong still taljked on but harry wasnt listening he was too piedafter a while bong stopped talking
"harry u listnin" harry had to change modes fasthe resorted to auto voice "yea" "sweet", "yea" overe and over
"heres harry theres herb-plant"
"sweet" said harry
"here herb-plant u any smoke"
yea dood" said herb-p
lets go
they trooped about for ages and until bong stopped and said "here iveseen thattree before"
"shit said herb"
they danders a bit more and then they found herb-p s satsh
sweet man gt out the skins bong
here saif herb-p ive a lung
sweet
"its magicl"
"wgats it do"
gts u stoned
"aww shit ive never seen magic before" said bong
"are u a magicain do u wantto be at my birthday"
"bong shut the fuck up"
then they filled lungs haryy toke the first one and was toned then bong and herb tok bongs and lungs they were really stoned they couldnt move then thy heard footsteps coming to wrds them it was the evil dealer draco
waw at a cliff hanger lol im stoned off my head