"waw wts happenin lads" said the evil draco
"numuchmunurself" is all haryy could say
"aye smoke"
"nuhmun" said harry
sweet"
so dreaco sat and rooled some spliffd s and said im really stoned out and shit
blah blah blah yea im stoned nd ill just skip forwardinthestoryabit
boom there was a big explosion in the sky above them
"wts that" said bong
its the spies of pie" said herb-p
"fuck up" said harry
"can i have some pie imon a munch" said bong
yea ok" said harry
stall lads need a piss" said harry
so tghey all stopped while harry went to steal a try and make a mud pie
"here u go longu heres ur shit" said harry
"cheres man "
so theydandered nd muched and shit thgen they cam to a big hole
"wt we gonna doman" said bong
"someone jump in"
"nah man said bong"
"herp-p votes bong"
"waw" he fell down the hole
u ok"
yea"
two seconds later bongs intestines caome up outa the hole
"shit man whos next"
waw wts down the hole that ate bong find out after i do a spliff