A/N: This is an extremely stupid, random chapter. I saw this note thing on other people's fan fics and thought it was awesome. I was just having fun being my randomly weird self. Lol. Terribly sorry if you hate pointless chapters… Next will basically have a point. I think…

Chapter 2: Notes and stuff

Hey Sirius guess what? J.

What? S.

It's Snape's birthday today too. J.

What! Slimy git! Stole my birthday! S.

Yeah, so what are we going to do about it? And please don't say flaming monkeys of doom! J.

What's bloody wrong with flaming monkeys of doom? S.

Oh nothing, just the fact that we've done that one 10 times and it's getting old. Besides, last time you set me on fire! Then the monkey saw the fire and went fire crazy and bit my head! J.

Oh right, haha, that was good stuff. S.

It's your turn to think of something birthday boy so make it good. J.

What about ice fortress monkeys of doom? S.

You need professional help. I'll get Remus. J.

Yeah? R.

Sirius is in need of professional help. J.

Okay Sirius, take a deep breath and tell me your problem. R.

Well there are so many… S.

And how do you feel about that? R.

Confused? S.

Mmmhmmm. Well what are… uh oh McGonagall! R.

Snape to Sirius

Die Black, die S.S.

Well, that was random – Bathe Snape, Bathe! S.

Sirius to James

Why is the sky blue? S.

I don't know. J.

I think it was the aliens. I mean they made the pyramids, peanut butter, and Remus so smart. S.

Right mate… J.

Anyway, what about Snape? S.

Well we have to do something by lunch J.

I say we cover him in mayonnaise, set his hair on fire, and throw him at the whomping willow! S.

Didn't me and Remus do that to you last week? J.

Oh yeah… S.

Peter to Sirius

What's up? P.

We're pranking Snape. S.

Oh, goodie! I'll be lookout! P. (Wimpy traitor!)

Sirius to Marlene

Hey! Guess what! It's my Birthday! S.

Guess what! I don't bloody care. M.

So what's my present? S.

Like I'd get you a present! Ha! That was a good one! M.

Let me guess… It's a puppy! S.

Do I have to spell it out for you? I D-I-D N-O-T G-E-T Y-O-U A P-R-E-S-E-N-T! M.

I bet it's peanut Butter! I love peanut butter. Oh Peanut Butter! So sweet and Creamy! S.

Pig. M.

You got me a pig! S.

Oy! M.

Lily to James

What are you up to Potter? L.

None of your bloody business Miss. Know- It- All J.

Whatever it is I'm going to find out and I am going to tell! L.

Oh, I'm scared now. J.

You better be. L.

Mommy! Help! Angry Miss fancy pants is going to tattle! Save me from this horrible bloody death. Right Evans, you wish. J.

One of these days you are so going down Potter! L.

Right, when pigs fly. J.

As you wish. L.

Not note

"Miss. Evans! Put MR. Potter down this instant!"

James was currently floating 5 feet above his chair yelling at Lily who had her wand pointed at him, mouth opened wide in a yawn. She glanced at her angry Professor.

"As you wish."

She flicked her wand, releasing the windgardium leviosa charm. James fell with a crash on top of his desk which flipped and crashed to the floor.

Sirius to Remus

Hey Remus, if elephants were blue would they live in the ocean? S.

No Sirius, I don't think they would. R.

Really? I thought water was blue. S.

Water is clear retard. R.

Then why is the ocean blue? Beat that! S.

Some scientific junk. Now leave me alone. I'm doing this thing called learning. Maybe you've heard of it. R.

Nope, can't say I have. S.

Like taking notes. R.

Oh! I get it! That sucks. I feel sorry for you. I'd just fake it. S.

I choose to take notes Sirius. R.

Gasp! Remus! Oh no, all that werewolfing and permanent recording is turning you brain into nasty pink mush! Permanent Records are just a myth you know. S.

You're hopeless. 2. Permanent records are real and you and James have ruined mine in one year! 3. If I get this note back it meets a horrible fiery death. R.

Haha. That was hilarious! Permanent records real? Ha! I think you're the one in need of professional help! Now, You will kill a perfectly innocent note? How dare you! That's murder you know. You could go to Askaban for that. S.

Not note

Remus reads the "innocent" note with a frown then smiles evily as he sets it on fire with his wand. He turns to find an appalled expression on Sirius's face. Remus stares Sirius straight in the eye and begins his evil maniac laugh.

Lily to Marlene

Potter and Black are such jerks! L.

I know! I mean Black actually thought I was getting him a present! Like I'd get him a bloody present after he set me on fire and released the flaming fire monkeys of doom! M.

Really! L.

Yeah! Pigs! Well you showed Potter! That was great! Wish I would have thought of that… M.

Lol L.

Did you hear Remus's evil laugh? M.

Yeah! I don't think I've ever seen him like that. And here I was thinking he was the normal one. L.

Hehe. The miracle of notes! M.

Weird Slytherin to James

Hey Jamsiewamsie! W.S.

Who the heck is this? J.

Your secret admirer. W.S.

Eww! Leave me alone stalker! J.

(Evil stalker weird slytherin breaks down into sobs as her imagenary friend tries to comfort her.)

A/N: well that was fun! Sorry about the randomness. Funny though right! You better say right or I will introduce you to my evil flaming monkeys of doom! Lol. Press that pretty little button and tell how right I am! Then of course you can join me in the cha cha party currently rocking in review land! Toodles!