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Chapter 3

Ewwness

Captain Jack Sparrow or rather Mr Willy Wonka looked at the hand from which he had dropped the quill and uttered one solitary word, "Ew."

He looked around the cabin and found a mirror hanging on the wall. He cautiously walked up to it and mustered the courage to look into it. His eyes grew wide as he took in every feature. He noted that he looked somewhat like himself, but he was so... dirty.

"Captain." Willy had no idea whose body he was inhabiting so he had no idea he was indeed the Captain. "Captain?" The voice became louder and was accompanied by a knock.

Willy slowly went over to the door and unbarred it. He opened the door a crack and peered out to find a dirty older pirate. "Ah, Yeah?"

"We've landed in Tortuga, Captain." Mr Wonka searched his brain but could not remember any such place. "Yeah, okay. Umm.. Do you have like a?" He couldn't think of the right word for a bath tub. He knew he was not in his time, and he was on a ship.

"A washtub?" He was proud of himself for coming up with a fitting word. "You want to bathe Captain?" The older man asked. "Yeah, and right now." "Aye aye." With that the older man, whom we know to be Gibbs, left in search of a tub.

Mr Willy Wonka was very beside himself, he had no idea where, or more importantly who he was. And where was he, or his body. Was the rogue whose body he was inhabiting, inhabiting his? The thought turned his stomach.

What would become of his dear Buckets without him there? And he was no Captain. Mr Wonka decided one thing then and there, he had to get home.

Mr Gibbs came in the room with a tub of steaming water in tow. Mr Wonka smiled at the idea of becoming clean. "Soap?" Gibbs looked utterly surprised. "Soap Captain?" "Yeah, and new clothes, kay?" Willy hoped he had a lot of power aboard this boat.

"What type of clothes Captain?" Mr Wonka thought for a moment, "Purple ones." Gibbs looked even more astonished. It was at that moment, Willy realized he felt incredibly short. "And a really tall hat, kay?"

"I need the soap first, very important. And a towel." Gibbs nodded and left the room. Willy occupied himself with looking around the room and noticing a very large map. He then went back to the looking glass and noticed his matted hair and braided beard.

He thought long and hard about shaving. But then he thought if he ever encountered the rogue, the rogue would most assuredly kill him, and blood was just so messy.

"Here's your soap and towel Captain. If it's the same to you, I'm gonna send Anamaria after your clothes." "Okey dokey." He took the towel and soap, but made a point not to touch Mr Gibbs. "Thank you. You may go now." Willy would have smiled his perfect teeth smile, but it just turned out to be a lot of gold.

Gibbs nodded and left. Willy barred the door behind him and looked around before he undressed and began to bathe. He just had to get out of here. Then he remembered he forgot to ask that old man for gloves. "Gosh darn it."

He had just finished his bath when a knock came on the door and a woman's voice was heard behind it. "Captain, I have your clothes." Willy did not want to be receiving clothes from a woman, he was only half covered, but he was not about to put those vile things back on. He slowly went to unbar the door.