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Chapter 11

Mumbler!

Willy looked surprised. "What?" Will was becoming very irate. "Jack always has his effects, who are you?"

"I'm afraid I can't take anymore of your constant mumbling. Besides the whole mumbling thing, I am a trifle deaf in both ears. So you're really going to have to speak up."

"I AM NOT MUMBLING!" "Yeah, whatever." Elizabeth gently tried to calm Will down. Mr Wonka just wanted to get back home. At first he thought keeping his newfound identity to himself would be the best idea. Now he thought maybe, just maybe, these two could help.

Will took a deep breath and turned to the man sitting on his bed. "Okay, I'm sorry I was mumbling." "Okay, then."

Willy was trying to think of a way to ask for help without revealing he wasn't Jack. But Elizabeth interrupted his thoughts.

She sat down right next to him. He politely moved away. "I won't get a disease, I won't get a disease, I won't get a disease, I won't get a disea..."

"Jack?" She interrupted his mantra. (Step two of the twelve step program.) "Yeah?" "Are you sure you're all right?"

"No. I am not Jack. My name is Mr Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier, Willy Wonka everybody give a cheer." He was very proud of the song he wrote for his singed puppets to sing, and he used it whenever a moment presented itself.

He quickly covered his mouth in realization that he just revealed everything. "Willy Wonka?" "Yeah." "What's a chocolatier?"

"I make chocolate, little girl, loads and loads of chocolate, and other candy too. Like square candies that look round, ice cream that never melts and bubble gum that can be blown to enormous sizes. And everlasting gobstoppers. They never get smaller." He laughed nervously.

Once Mr Wonka began to talk about his beloved factory, he just couldn't stop. Did he just call that woman 'little girl'? He quickly smiled at her. Her and Will exchanged looks. She got up and went to stand beside her love.

"Mr Wonka?" He looked at her, "How did you get here? And why are you in Jack's body." He explained about the lights and they looked on with amazement and a hint of amusement.

"You come from a chocolate factory?" "That's what I just said young man, you really should listen better you know. Didn't your..." He couldn't say the word. Although he reconciled with his own Father, it was still very hard for Mr Wonka to blatantly say 'parents.' So as he often did, he went to another thought entirely.

"Well, you should really just listen." Will flared his nostrils and sat back in his chair. He had a very hot temper, and this man was getting on his last nerve.

"Well, Mr Wonka, do you have any idea how to get back?" Elizabeth felt she and Will really needed Jack, not some quack who had a cleanliness issue. Unless he was Jack and he just went insane. No, stranger things have happened than people switching bodies. She would know.

"If I did, then I wouldn't be here now would I young lady?" He decided young lady and young man would be a bit better than little girl and little boy.

"Well, do you want to go back to your, I mean..." Before Miss Elizabeth Swann could finish her statement a less than adequately dressed brunette burst into the room.