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Chapter 13

Ow!

"Jack Sparrow! I wondered when you were going to show your face in town again." Willy chuckled and slowly got up and then quickly ran behind the bed.

"Yeah, whatever I did to you, I'm really sorry kay?" The brunette was having none of it. The refuge Willy found was disturbed when the woman easily moved the bed.

Mr Wonka was completely imitated by this. He crinkled up his nose and bit his bottom lip, then he ran behind Will. She couldn't move him. Could she?

"You can't hide that easily Jack Sparrow." Will was throughly enjoying this, now he could get revenge on this strange man.

He moved from his position in front of Willy. Mr Wonka made a mental note to call him Mumbler several more times.

Willy just stood there as the woman advanced. She stood directly in front of him, lifted her hand, and proceeded to slap him hard across the face.

Mr Wonka did not see that coming. He expected a confrontation, but not that. His head reeled from the blow.

"Ow. Now that was just rude. You really shouldn't go around slapping people, it's not conducive to a pain free atmosphere."

She raised her eyebrows, then her hand and slapped him again. "That was for my sister." Then she grabbed her skirt and huffed her way out.

Will doubled over in laughter, "You deserved that." Mr Wonka narrowed his eyes and stared at his newfound companion. Will saw the look and immediately stopped laughing.

"Mumbler, we are going to have to work through our problems. Because I really need to get home kay? Charlie must be worried sick."

"Charlie?" Elizabeth hoped to distract him."Yes, my successor. He is going to get my entire factory when I..." Mr Wonka could not come to terms with the fact he was not immortal. "Well, he's just gonna get the factory."

"Oh. Well, as I was going to say before, would you like to go aboard the ship and talk about how we are going to get you home?"

"Actually, I was hoping that you and your mumbler friend could help me find a hat and some gloves."

Will smiled about how this man was with concerning a hat, just like Jack. "Well, we are not too familiar with this town, but I'm sure we can find you something."

"Great, because I just feel so darn short without a hat. And I could really use some gloves, because I hate to have to touch things. Ew."

Elizabeth and Will shared a look. "All right, shall we leave then?" "Okay." "Will, you pay the landlord, and Mr Wonka and I will go into town." "Of course."

Actually Elizabeth just wanted to separate those two. She had a very bad feeling, she knew Will's temper, and it was easy to inflame.

"Well, Mr Wonka, do you want to lead the way?" "No, I'd rather you'd go first and push those...people put of the way. Kay?" "Um.. All right." Elizabeth was not used to requests like this, she was the governor's daughter after all, but she obliged.

Elizabeth pushed their way through the crowd and once they were back outside Willy took a deep breath.

Willy saw Anamaria walk up and he hid behind Elizabeth. That woman was just so weird. "Miss Elizabeth! What are you doing here?" "It is a long story. How are you?" "Fine, I need to take the Captain back to the ship to settle a dispute between two of the crew."