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Chapter 17

Willy the Decider

Mr Gibbs and Mr Cotton were engaged in an epic arm battle. Each one locked in each other's gaze.

"They've been like this for over an hour Captain, we need you decide the winner." Mr Willy Wonka took one look at the two sweaty, dirty pirates and grimaced.

"Ew. Why?" "Because of you don't, they will never get back to their duties." "I don't care, okay?"

Anamaria lightly touched Willy's shoulder, he slunk back. "You have to decide, if not, they will go on like this until one or the other passes out."

Mr Wonka did not care the slightest bit, but he supposed the rogue would. "All right, fine." He walked over and stood three feet away from where the two pirates were battling.

"You can't throw me off with speaking so much Cotton." Willy raised his brow. "Enny minnie minney mo, catch a tiger by it's toe, if it hollars let him go, enny, minnie miney, mo."

His bare finger pointed to Mr Gibbs, "There, he's the winner kay? The entire crew looked at him funny. "What?" They all shrugged their shoulders and went back to wok.

"Well, that was easy. Now what were we going to do? Oh yeah, lets go get some gloves, and a hat."

Willy felt the presence of a body. He turned around to face the female pirate. "Go along now, shoo." "Are you sure your okay Captain?" "Yeah, goodbye." She shook her head and walked towards her cabin.

"Whew, she just doesn't get the concept of personal boundaries. Well, let's go." "Mr Wonka?"

"Yes, young lady?" "Do you not think it would be best to stay on the ship? Considering everything that's happened." Willy thought it over.

It did seem safer here, but it was no less dirty then the town. And the town did offer tallness and the possibility of not having to touch another thing, with his bare hands at least.

"No." He found Gibbs wondering around. "You!" "Yeah, Captain?" "I want you to clean my room while I'm gone kay? Make it sparkle. And also, I would like another tub of hot water. Very hot, and a new bar of soap. Oh yeah, and a clean towel. Very important." "Aye, aye Captain."

Mr Wonka looked from Elizabeth to Will, "Well, are you two just gonna stand there?" Elizabeth sighed and Will frowned, and they began their adventure into town.