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Chapter 21

To the Brig with Ye

Once they were back on the Pearl, Mr Willy Wonka felt he was in charge. After all, these dirty men, and woman, heeded to his every whim.

Willy was going to get the mumbler back. He heard his suggestion and liked it, but not for himself of course. After all, a brig, just sounded dirty.

Mr Wonka remembered the man who appeared to be second in command's name. "Mr Gibbs!" The older pirate came running.

"Yes Captain?" "I want you to put the Mumbler here in the brig, kay?" Elizabeth and Will looked horrified. Mr Gibbs looked confused.

"Bootstraps' son?" "Him." He pointed his finger to Will, noticed the overly feminine gloves, and curled his fingers into his palm, and was very dissatisfied to not have heard a squeak.

"But Cap'n." "My dear Mr Gibbs, will you please do as I say?" The old man shrugged and went over to Will, whose brown eyes were pleading for someone, anyone, to help him. "Sorry lad." Gibbs put Will's hands behind his back and led him below deck.

"Mr Wonka, I really must protest." Elizabeth Swann came storming over to him. "Look young lady, he's gonna be okay." "But what did he do?" "I think he suggested putting me in that thing, so I just beat him to it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bath to get too."

Miss Swann did not know what to do. Her and Will really did need Jack, and now there might be no chance to get him back, and she was in the company of an insane, if not inane, man.

Elizabeth stepped in front of him, as he was making his way to his cabin. It was beginning to get dark, and Willy felt it was rather close to his sleeping time.

"Mr Wonka, if you do not release Will this instant, I will tell everyone on this ship who you really are." Mr Willy Wonka may be comical, neurotic, and overly eccentric, but he was far from stupid. He knew Miss Elizabeth Swann was telling the truth.

He got that rare look in his eye. An almost evil, all knowing look. As if he knew which one was the right key all along. This look scared Elizabeth. She slowly began backing up as Mr Gibbs made his reappearance on deck.

"Mr Gibbs?" "Yes Cap'n?" "I think Miss Elizabeth here needs to rest." He leaned in as close to his ear as his touchaphobia would allow. "She isn't thinking quite right. Will you please escort her to a cabin and makes sure she stays there?" Mr Gibbs nodded as he made his way to Elizabeth.

"Wretch!" Elizabeth shouted as she was escorted to a cabin. He gave her one final smile. As he was walking to what he hoped was his freshly clean cabin he saw Anamaria. Who was rather horrified at the whole scene.

"You!" "Aye?" "Steer this thing to London." "London?" "Yeah, and now, kay?" For some odd reason Mr Willy Wonka felt better all around about his role as a pirate captain. He missed Charlie and the rest of the Buckets, the Oompa Loompas.,and of course his candies.

But he was coming to terms with the fact he might never get home. He had done nothing to bring him here in the first place, so how would he know how to get back? He didn't. So the cunning Mr Wonka had to adjust to his newfound life. And there was always Charlie to take care of the factory. Mr Willy Wonka, the famous chocolatier, sighed as he opened the door to what he felt was his cabin.