-NOTE: This is not actually a part of my story, this doesnt actually happen. I just wanted to put up a new chapter, and I have nothing on my mind for a new, actual chapter, that will actually have something to do with my story. Also keep in mind that I wrote this at 3 in the morning with only like 2 hours of sleep and lots of coffee (thats what the drugged coffee is about.)

I awoke to shuffling in the next room. Really loud shuffling. I stood up and stretched, it felt kinda breezy. I looked down and quickly relaized that I was in the nude. "When did that happen! And WHY!" I thought as I grabbed the blanket off the floor and wrapped myself in it.

"Don't be so shy, Hisoka." Muraki was leaning againt the door frame, holding his glasses on his face, with one finger, like he always does.

"Where are my clothes?" Muraki continued to stand there with his eyes closed and fingers on his glasses, looking like a dork.

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLOTHES!"

"Honestly, I don't know. You took them off yourself."

"Bullshit. I think I'd remember." I stood up, still wrapped in the blanket and walked all around Muraki's house, searching for my clothes. I checked everywhere. Even the stove. Why they would be there, I have no idea. I looked in the fridge, and the freezer, still no where to be found.

"Even if I did take my own clothes off, where the hell would I put them that I havent checked?"

"Have you checked the deep freeze?"

"...No." I walked downstaris and opened the deep freeze. "Well damn. What are they doing in there!"

"Wouldn't know. you went crazy yesterday. I guess I slipped maybe a little too much drugs into your coffee yesterday."

"I KNEW IT WAS DRUGGED!" Just then Tsuzuki came busting threw the door.

"MURAKI GIVE ME MY BITCH BACK!" He screamed, in a rather girlish voice.

"TSUZUKI! YOU'VE COME TO SAVE ME!" I jumped with joy, still pulling my clothes out of the freezer. (Weird how the freezer went from being in the bastement to being by the door, huh?)

"Why are your clothes in the freezer?"

"I really dont know."

"Niiice."

I pulled on my stiff, frozen shirt. "Damn that's cold."

"Tsuzuki would you like some coffee?" Muraki asked with his back turned to us.

"Don't do it man, its drugged!" I whispered in his ear.

"Drugged you say? Hmm..." He stroked his chin as though he had a beard. "Yeah, I'll have a cup...or two." Muraki handed him a cup and Tsuzuki downed it before Muraki even took a sip. We both stared at him. "I like coffee..." he said handing Muraki the cup back, demanding more. He downed that cup too. "Hooooooly shit guys! I'm seeing little green things...AHH THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! RUN!" Tsuzuki dropped his cup and ran into the other room, screaming. "AHH THEY'RE EATING ME! GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF! AHHHHH!"

"Hey, Tsuzuki, what do these little green things look like?"

"They're green. with horns. And pointy teeth. AHH POINTY TEETH! Oooo a revolving door..." Tsuzuki ran toward what he thought was a revolving door, totally forgetting about the little green mosters and their pointy teeth, but it was a wall. He ran as fast as he could straight into the "revolving door", just about broke his nose.

"Shit, Tsuzuki! You're bleeding all over my carpet!" Muraki yelled at him.

"It's the revolving doors fault!"

"THATS A DAMN WALL!" Tsuzuki began to cry as he realized that his greatest joy, was in fact, just a wall. I slunk into the other room, trying not to let Tsuzuki see that I was laughing at him.

"You shouldnt be laughing, you practicly did the same thing." Muraki said as he entered the room for a cloth to whipe up the blood.

"Why would you drug the coffee? Especially with those kind of drugs...I want coffee."

"No way. You'll lose your clothes again." We heard Tsuzuki screaming and running into the wall again. Muraki went into the other room, making sure he didn't break anything. I grabbed the pot of coffee and downed half of it. I instantly started to see bright flashy colors, running trees, talking windows. Woah this was some heavy shit. I dropped the coffee pot, and just stared at my flashing hands. Yes. They were flashing. And everytime, they were a different color. Started off as pink, turned to blue, then red, the purple, then yellow and so on.

"Wooooooah...Why am I wearing clothes?" I began to strip again and searched through Muraki's cupboards for something I could use as a cape. I found a garbage bag. Muraki was trying to hold Tsuzuki still, trying to keep him from freaking out over the little green monsters again. Without being noticed, I climbed up on the table, naked, with a garbage bag tied around my neck. "I AM BATMAN!" I bellowed out in the deepest voice I could make.

"Oh god, not again." Muraki let go of Tsuzuki and covered his face. The doorbell rang, followed by several bangs on the door. "Hey! Open up! Its the Po-lice! (poe-lice...lice said like head lice)!"

"Oh shit." Muraki pulled me off the table and dragged me and Tsuzuki into the other room and locked the door behind him when he left, so we couldnt get out.

"Don't worry Tsuzuki! I'll get us out of this! With my SWORD, I will break the lock!"

"Man, even I'm not that drugged up to know, that wont work. And it'll hurt you...a lot."

"What are you talking about?" I pulled out a wrapping paper tube out of the closet.

"Oh. I thought you were gunna use your weiner!" I started swinging at the lock on the door and then all the sudden, my sword, turned into a snake. I screamed and ran away.

Muraki opened the door. "Hello officers. What's the reason for your visiting?" He said as he opened the door. When he fully opened the door, and could actually see their faces, he was schocked to learn, and remember, that he had also taken a sip of that coffee. They werent police men at all. They were those icky green monsters that Tsuzuki was freaking out about. But bigger. With bigger horns, bigger teeth, bigger...green. "AHH!" He slammed the door and locked it. "Okay. This is getting way too fucked up." He felt the monsters boney green fingers poking under the door and jabbing at his feet. "Ahhhhh!" He ran to the other end of the house where he locked Me and Tsuzuki in the room and came bursting in.

"WATCH OUT THERE'S A SNAKE!" I yelled at him, scrunched up on the bed.

"AHH! SNAKE!" I yelled as I shot up and off the couch. I looked around. Everything was normal. I looked under the blanket, I was fully clothed. "I guess it was just a dream..."