Angel: OK! NOW! I got bored. :P hehe! I get bored easily. SO! We ish going to have the YGO! Gang (Joey, Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Malik, Marik, Bakura, Akefia, Mokuba... Did I forget anyone?) kidnap Kaiba! Seriously. Don't ask.
Ryan: Just get on with it so I can go to WORK!
Angel: -.- Sheesh. You can wait one damn minute. RIGHT EVERYONE!
All: Whatever.
Angel: ...I hate you...
Disclaimer: WE DO NOT OWN YGO! IF WE DID! I WOULD BE VERY VERY HAPPY! And all the guys would be gay. Except Pegasus. I hate him. He's an ugly bastard. And Rebecca would be a nice pretty girl. Not some evil little kid... And Mai would be dead... And Tea would be drowned in a lake somewhere... And Malik and 'Kura would be making out all the time... God those guys are hot... And I'm rambling again! DAMN IT! Oh. And Akefia would be the almighty king of the world. BOW TO AKEFIA! EVEN THAT DAMN SEXY YAMI! O.O Oops... I'm done now...
Operation: Seto Kaiba
Stage 1: Operation: Profile
Hunters:
Joey Wheeler-
Age: 19
Height: 5'10
Weight: 150lb
Weapons: Semi-automatic (machine gun)
Special Abilities: Puppy dog eyes (Effectiveness: 96), Stealth (Effectiveness: 87)
History:
"Hey Joey... You need to get over here and type in something about you." Yugi called as he stood up from the desk chair he was previously sitting in and went to sit next to his boyfriend on their bed.
"Why do we have to do this anyways..." Joey grumbled as he walked over to sit in the chair.
"Joey, you're the one that said you wanted to get Seto to stop working so much so you guys could spend some time together! Isn't that right?" Mokuba smirked as he pulled Yugi over to sit on his lap. He knew he won that argument before it even began.
"...Shut up Mokuba... I know what I said. But do we all really need to do this profile thing? It seems like a waste of time. And the other guys aren't doing anything! Malik and Bakura are just sitting in the corner making out... So are Akefia and Yami!" Joey protested.
Yami broke away from Akefia for a moment and called, "Joey! Get to work! The sooner you stop complaining the sooner you can make out with Se..." Yami was cut off as Akefia hungrily kissed him.
"...I hate you guys..." Joey grumbled but got to work.
History: Born into a dysfunctional family. My mother left when I was 7. Leaving me with a drunken father who always beats me when he feels like it. I haven't seen my sister in 3 years since Seto's Battle City tournament.
"Yami. It's your turn. So get your tongue out of Akefia's mouth and get over here."
"Uh unt ana..." Yami mumble still kissing Akefia.
"Yami..." Yugi started, "Get over there and do your share. Akefia is going to have to soon to anyways."
Yami pulled away from Akefia and glared at Yugi, "Why don't you do it for us Yugi." Yami growled angrily. "I'm sure Mokuba wouldn't mind."
"Actually Yami. I was planning on making out with Yugi until it's our turn." Mokuba smirked at him.
"Fine. 'Kefi, come on. I want to sit on you."
"But... Damn it! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! FINE!" Akefia screamed in defeat.
Yami Yugi Mutoh (Atemu)-
Age: 20
Height: 5'2
Weight: 125lb
Weapons: AK 47
Special Abilities: Spiked hair (Stab the opponent in the eye.)(Effectiveness: 99), Maniacal laughter (Effectiveness: 100)
History: Born an Egyptians prince. Later became pharaoh. Defeated the sexy King of Thieves. (Damn sexy :P)
"Yami..." Akefia warned.
"I'm telling the truth aren't I sexy?" Yami smirked as he turned slightly to look at Akefia.
"I guess so. Just finish Yami. I want to get back to what we were doing."
"Ok." Yami answered as he kissed Akefia then turned back around to finish the profile thing...
ANYWAYS!I was locked in the millennium puzzle to be released 5,000 years in the future. By Yugi Mutoh. My Hikari. (Thank Ra we have separate bodies... He got pissed everytime I'd use his bodie to make out with 'Kefi...
"THAT'S ENOUGH YAMI!" Yugi yelled as he looked away from Mokuba and glared at the back of Yami's head. (What he could see of it anyways... Damn sexy spikes...)
Akefia-
Age: 22
Height: 5'11
Weight: 175lb
Weapons: Trusty knife, Stealth
Special Abilities: Maniacal Laughter (Effectiveness: 100), Yami Dart (Effectiveness: 97 accuracy)
History: Born in Egypt in the city of Kul Elna. I watched my entire village get slaughtered by my boyfriend's father. Stupid bastard... I defeated 'Tem with my god monster. (Though he will deny it) Sealed in the millennium ring for 5,000 years. Released by Ryou Bakura as Bakura. Brought from the past to the future by Malik. Glad to...
"Hey Mutoh. Get your tongue out of Mokuba's mouth and get over here. Its your turn."
"Are you mocking me?"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Stop that!"
"Stop that!"
"...I'm an idiot."
"Mutoh's an idiot."
"DAMN IT!"
"DAMN IT!"
"Please stop Akefia..."
"Please st..." Akefia was interrupted as Yami got up and dragged him to the other side of the room and kissed him. Which turned into a sexy makeout scene.
Yugi Mutoh-
Age: 19
Height: 5'0
Weight: 120lb
Weapons: NA
Special Abilities: Puppy eyes (Effectiveness: 100)
History: An adorable 19 year old that is engaged to Mokuba. I live with my Grandpa and help him run the Game Shop.
"Hey Moki... Stop that and take your turn." Yugi whispered behind him.
"K." Mokuba answered.
Mokuba Kaiba-
Age: 14
Height: 4'11
Weight: 103lb
Weapons: NA
Special Abilities: Puppy eyes (Effectiveness: 100)
History: An adorable 14 year old that is engaged to Yugi! I was raised in an orphanage. Gozuburo Kaiba adopted me and Seto and now I live with Seto. (G.K. was killed by Seto)
"No more talking ok guys? Its 2 in the morning and Seto is going to be home soon." Mokuba whispered.
"Alright." Ryou and Yugi whispered back. As Ryou went up to take his turn.
Ryou Bakura-
Age: 19
Height: 5'5
Weight: 134lb
Weapons: NA
Special Abilities: NA
History: Son of an Archiologist. Hikaru to Bakura. Boyfriend of Marik Ishtar. I help run a... um... Toy shop... with Marik, Malik, and 'Kura...
Angel: There are 4 more profiles that need to be done. But I wanted to post what I have so far. I promise you it will get better...
Ryan: Hopefully...