Wouldn't have guessed

A.N: Well here you go! PLZ! R&R i will not update until i get atleast 25 reviews!

Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the plot.

Also:

Roxy asked a very good question in a review she sent me:

that was funni, but i have 1 question why is this still a drama, it seems like a humor/romance story.

Well it's mainly romance/humor right now but so I'm going to change the category to fit the story better but I might change it back further along in my story because of my plot. But I can't tell you anymore or it will all be spoiled.

Enjoy!

Christmas

It was three weeks before Christmas and every one in the school was showing it, the kids were going berserk at the thought of no class and everyone was getting things shipped to them to give to there friends for Christmas. Hermione had gotten Harry a new book (as usual) that was about Quidditch that had everything about the game. She got Ron a similar book about Quidditch but she hoped they wouldn't notice (or they just wouldn't care.) Hermione got Draco a book about Quidditch too,…. Man are they easy to shop for or what!

Hermione and Draco had a meeting with Professor McGonagall that day, Hermione was excited about because she knew it would probably be about a Christmas dance at the school, but this thought of hers only made Draco want to puke. (sorry to anyone that isn't Christian it just always says Christmas in the book to kwanza or anything.)

Hermione woke that beautiful Saturday morning to rays of light shining upon her face. When she gained full consciousness she looked over at the clock beside her bed and saw it was 7:20am. She went into the bathroom and did her daily routine, but when she was done at about 7:45 surprisingly Draco wasn't out in the common room like he normally was. She went into his room but he wasn't there either so she went down to the great hall for breakfast but didn't see him there either. Very few people were up yet on a Saturday so she decided she would go on a walk, though the fields to the lake. When she got outside she saw a figure already at her destination and walked over to see who it was. When she got there she saw it was Draco but he didn't seem to notice her so she stayed quiet. He had a pile of flat rocks next to him the he was skipping into the forest. When she got closer she could hear him saying:

"Damn father."

"Damn Voldemort."

"Damn Pansy."

"Damn Death eaters."

"Damn life."

She decided she should let him know that she was there so she picked up a flat rock that was sitting next to her and skipped it into the pond from behind him saying:

"Damn muggleborn haters." In a mocking voice.

Draco spun around when he heard her voice and said by nature, "How long have you been there?"

"Not long." She said with a smirk.

"What did you hear?"

"From you saying Damn to your father to saying damn to your whole life."

"Oh."

Hermione sat down on the log next to him where he was sitting, but didn't look at him but out at the pond, watching the last ripples that were made by the rock he had just thrown disappear. He just look at her in amazement at why she was sitting next to him.

"How early did you get up this morning?" She asked still not looking at him.

"5:30."

"Why?"

"Couldn't sleep."

"Oh too many damn things going on?"

"Yeah."

There was silence for a few minutes until Hermione got up and started to walk back to the castle.

"Where are you going?"

"Gryffindor common room."

"Ok,……….. but I'm not a muggleborn hater."

"Yeahh." She said with a laugh, "What ever you say."

"No really." He said getting up and running to her side so he didn't have to yell. "That was the old Malfoy. The one who did everything his father told him. But the man you see before you is the new and improved Draco." By then they where walking through the halls almost to the Gryffindor common room.

When they got the Hermione said the password to the fat lady, turned to him and said with a smile, "I see no man before me." But before he could say something back she had vanished into the common.

Hermione saw that there was very few people in the common so she made her way to the girls dormitory to say hello to Ginny, waving at sanders and Neville on the way up. When she got there though every girl in the room was still asleep, she went over to Ginny's bed and shook her a few times but the most she could get out of her was a,

"Five more minutes mum."

And a,

"Go away Ron!"

She gave up and decided she would go and try the boys dorm, but when she got to the door there was a piece of parchment on it that read as follows;

"No girls allowed."

"This means you Hermione."

Hermione completely ignored the sign and opened the door, when she got inside she saw Seamus Finnigan sitting on his bed reading a book.

"Can't you read Hermione?"

"Yes."

"Then why are you in here?"

"Because notes on doors don't apply to me."

"What ever."

She went over to Harry's bed and opened the four poster enclosed area.

"It burns!"

"The light burns!"

"You big baby."

"It burns! Turn out the lights!"

"Uhhhhhh!" Hermione said in annoyance, and climbed to the end on the bed where his feet where, and closed the four poster thingy.

"Again Hermione?" she heard Seamus say.

"Shut up." She spat back, and put a spell around the bed so he couldn't hear them talking.

"Wake up, Harry!"

"Go away!"

"No, wake up!"

"No! Go away!"

"Get up!" Hermione yelled hitting him on the leg.

"Why must you hurt me Hermione?"

"It's a habit."

"Well why don't you try to stop, cold turkey."

"I will if you get up!" With that she took the spell off the bed and pulled open the four poster enclosure.

"Why Hermione, Why?"

"You have no chose Harry; I'll make you get up." And she rolled him off the bed making a load thump. But he had caught her off guard and pulled her down with him.

Seamus was on his bed laughing at the seen, which the load thump had woken Ron from his deep slumber.

"Whazzzz goiiin onn?" He said groggily. He then looked down at the ground and saw Hermione lying there with Harry on top of her. It really did look very funny to some one that had seen why they were in that position, but it looked very wrong to some one who just got a look at them at that moment. It looked especially wrong because Hermione was wearing short shorts and a tiny cami, while Harry was only wearing boxers.

"What are you doing Harry!" Ron blasted out, waking up the entire dorm.

Everyone looked around to see what woke them, but then when they looked at the floor and saw Harry and Hermione on top of one another shouts of

"Yeah Harry!"

and,

"Harry, becoming a man, are we?"

and some,

"well, well, well, Harry?"

Ron still liked Hermione a lot and didn't like the fact that his best mate Harry was lying on top of her so he jumped down off of his bed and pulled Harry off of her and brought her to her feet.

Hermione confirmed to herself that she should leave, "Good-bye, everyone." Then turned to Harry and said, "Bye Harry." In a seductive voice, gave him a wink and walked out.

It was now about 8:30am, so she decided to go back to the head common room. When she got there she saw Draco sitting on the couch reading a book by the fire,

"Hello."

"Hi."

"what ya reading?"

Hogwarts, a history."

"Really!"

"No."

"Oh, well then what is it?''

"A book."

"What book."

"Muggles."

"What?"

He showed her the cover on the book that said 'Muggles' and she just said "oh."

She started to walk into her room when she heard him say in a cocky voice "I am to a man."

"Yeah, what ever you say." She said as she entered her room.

About an hour later at 10am Draco went and knocked on Hermione's door.

"Come in at your own risk."

"What?" He said to himself, as he entered the room.

"Oh, umm…….sorry." He said and turned around.

He had walked in on her in the midst of her changing, she only had jeans and a black bra on, and a red button up shirt in her hand. "I told you to come in at your own risk." She said as she rapped herself in the shirt and began to button it.

"Well, I didn't know you were changing." What Draco was really thinking was something like 'Man, does she look good like that.' But he wouldn't let Hermione know what he was really thinking.

"You can turn around now." She said just finishing up.

He turned around to see her completely dressed and 'appropriate' for him to see her. But he was really thinking that he would rather have her take her shirt off again, but of course those were just his teenage hormones speaking. He had never really noticed before, although he was noticing now, that Hermione had grown into her 'body' over the past few years.

"Uhh…………. We umm… have a meating with Professor McGonagall now."

"Ok, let's go,………. Ferret boy."

Draco followed her saying "Hey, I am not a ferret……….. or a boy."

"Your right,….."

"I am?"

"Yeah, your not a boy,… you're a girl."

"No! I'm a man!"

"What ever you say." She said exiting through the passageway to the corridors.

As they walked down through the hallways and corridors and among the moving staircases toward the headmaster's, they kept arguing (mostly Malfoy really,) about his manliness. When they got to the passageway to the office Hermione said the password, which by the way was 'caramels drops' which made Hermione happy because McGonagall was keeping up Dumbledor's old tradition of muggle candy passwords. When the statue sprung alive and moved out of the way to allow them to step upon the moving stairs, they were still arguing about whether he was a man or a boy. When Hermione got to the door she reached out and opened the door right as Draco, put his hands on his waist and said

"Do not doubt my manliness!"

He said it very loudly, and when he looked around he saw Hermione trying very hard to hold back laughs. This was because he had said this in front of the headmaster, and all the famous brilliant witches and wizards of all time in their portraits on the wall. Suddenly his usually very pale cheeks turned a bright tinge of pink, and he went and sat down next to Hermione in a chair in front of McGonagall.

"Yes, well, now that were all………… hear and seated." Said the headmaster and Hermione glanced at Draco. "I have good news."

"Yes?" Hermione said delightfully.

"Were going to have a Christmas dance."

"Yes!" Hermione said joyfully.

"Woopdy, doo." Said Draco in a dreary sarcastic voice.

"Yes well, it will be for the students in years fifth through seventh. You two will be in charge of the decorations, food, drinks, entertainment and any thing else you might need." She said looking more at Hermione, seeing as Draco looked like he might doze off at any moment. Well, that was until Hermione kicked him in the shin to make him look more interesting. The whole time Hermione had a glowing face, for she new she would get to plan and manage the entire dance, seeing as she knew that Draco would have rather stuck a nail through his hand.

"You two should get started right away, because the dance is in 2 weeks."

"Ok." They said in unison, Hermione far more interested.

"Also, you two will be expected to stay during the vacation to watch over the remaining students, seeing as you are heads." She said, seeing Malfoy's face in shock. "That will be ok won't it."

"Yeah."

"Absolutely!"

Three guesses as to who said which answer.

With that she bid them good day and they got up, and as soon as they were gone, McGonagall and the wizards on the wall let out large smiles that they had been holding back since they had come into the office. When they were out of the spinning stair case and the statue was back in place, Hermione turned to Draco and put her hands on her waist and in a mocking voice said,

"Don't doubt my manliness!"

"Ha ha, very funny."

With that they walked down the corridors, Hermione smiling at what had happened in the time just past, and Draco muttering things about him truly being a man and not a boy or a ferret.When they got back to the head common room, Hermione pulled out a piece of parchment and started to scribble furiously on it.

"How many people do you think with come?"

"Don't know." Answered Draco lying down on the couch.

"Ok, about 250 for each grade, that's what I thought too." She said not really noticing what he had said.

"Who do you think we should have for Food and drinks?"

"Don't care." Draco said dismally.

"Great idea, we can go down to the kitchen and have them make a buffet."

"What about Entertainment?"

Draco seeing she wasn't paying any attention to what he was saying said "Entertainment should be strippers and gambling."

"A DJ, great idea! What do you think about having half muggle music, half wizard music?"

"I hate it." He answered.

"I like the idea too." She said back.

"What about decorations?" She said tapping the quill against her chin.

"Pictures of naked women all over the walls." He said amusing him self.

"A big tree, candles in the air, and beautiful red curtains by the windows?" She said and paused for a minute. "I like it, good idea."

Malfoy rolled his eyes and got up and started to walk to his room.

"Where are you going?"

"Out."

"But why? You've given such great idea's."

"Well, I'm going out now."

"Where?"

"……………………Flying."

"Now?"

"Yeah."

"But……….."

"If you really can't be away from this beautiful face for more than a few minutes." He said pointing at his face, "Then come with me."

Hermione thought about it for a minute, she new she should stay there and keep working on the dance. "Ok." She said after a while.

It was about 4pm when they went flying, they went flying for about an hour before Hermione looked at her watch and said "Oh my! I have to go meet Harry and Ron!"

"Now… why would you want to go meet them when you could keep flying here with me?"

"Draco" She said in a pleading voice.

"Ok, ok." With that he started to fly at top speed, which Hermione didn't like at all because she still didn't like to go very fast on a broom. She soon got very scar4ed and held on to him for dear life, he noticed and to make her hold on tighter he went even faster. In no time they were back at his balcony, she jumped off the broom and raced to the portail. She ran through the halls as fast as her legs would carry her, nearly knocking down a few people down in the process. When she finally got to the Gryffindor enterance, she was heaving to catch her breath. Finally when she could talk again she said the password and rushed inside to see Harry and Ron waiting impatiently on the couch next to the fire.

"What took you so long?" Ron asked looking agitated.

"Sorry, Draco and I have to plan a Christmas dance and I completely forgot about the time." She decided they defiantly didn't want to tell them that she had been flying with Draco instead of meeting them on time.

"Ok. Let's go then." Harry said eying Hermione suspiciously.

To tell you the truth Harry had just been outside and swore he saw Hermione on Draco's broom flying with him.

As they walked down the hallway to the dining hall Harry said "Ron I need to talk to Hermione in private for a minute, we'll meet you at dinner."

"Ok." Answered Ron apprehensively.

"Y-yes Harry?"

"Are you sure you were you were just working on the dance?"

"Y-yeah….. why?" Hermione questioned.

"Well I was just outside and I could have sworn I saw Draco flying on his broom, with a familiars brunette on the back of the broom."

"Oh." She said in a hesitant voice.

"Why where you flying with Malfoy?"

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