AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is Sarah's story, I'm just typing it.
DISCLAIMER: We don't own Resident Evil 4.
CHAPTER ONE
Mendez and Saddler were sitting on their couch watching Tv. Mendez put his hand on Saddler's knee when the midget rode in a little red tricycle holding a big red lolli. "Where's my dry cleaning?" Salazar asked impatiently. "Midget, why do you want your dry cleaning right now?" Saddler asked.
"Cause I wanna ride in the car seat in the SUV," the midget said angrily.
"Alright," Saddler said.
Saddler, Mendez, and Salazar walked out to the SUV. Before Mendez got in he banged his head hard. "Damn! This f----- SUV is too small."
"Mendez, you can't say that in front of the midget!" Saddler said, covering Salazar's ears. Mendez glanced at him. "Sorry."
They got in the car and were driving.
"Where we going after dry cleaning?" Mendez asked.
All of a sudden Krauser comes out of the trunk. "I was wonderin if we could get something to eat!" He said.
Two monks suddenly came out. "Can we go to a club?" They asked.
Luis comes out and says, "How bout the YMCA?"
Then Leon comes out and says, "How bout some pizza, I like pizza."
Then Ashley comes out. "What are you guys talking bout?"
Everyone started shooting her, even the midget. His lolli had turned into a gun.
THE END
NOTE: Sarah said this is the end until she gets some good reviews. So be nice and review!
There wasn't supposed to be any point to this story. That's Sarah for you.