Knock, Knock, Knock. I looked at the clock, 12:30 P.M. Crap, I must've fallen asleep .Man, why did I sleep so late? Hold on, Jason.
"Open up moron. Man, you ditched me at the last minute to do research and now you won't open the door"
"Sorry man, I must've fallen asleep. This work isn't easy."
"Yeah, whatever. There's something I have to tell you."
"What is it?"
"I hate the fact that you keep ditching me for your stupid research, I think it's screwed up that you put your Da Vinci Code research before your best friend."
"Dude, chill out. I am so close to proving this guy wrong. It has nothing to do with putting my research first. It's just that I need to keep my train of thought. Otherwise, millions of people could go to hell for one man's lie."
"Yeah, well...,"
"Just, chill, it's nothing to do with you."
"Yeah right. Bye."
"Bye."
Running back inside to continue my work I realized a loophole in The Da Vinci Code. If Mary Magdalene is Jesus' wife, then where is His children living, and why haven't they said anything after The Da Vinci Code was published? For that matter, who are Jesus' kids?
While I researched this fact, I was struck with mild amusement at the fact that there are so many loopholes in Dan Browns theory. And, if he was researching this, why hasn't he found the answers to the obvious loopholes in his theories.
Once again, as I was deep in thought, the phone rings. RING, RING, RING. I check the caller ID. Unknown 555-9016. I don't know you, I thought to myself.