The Adventures of the Adventurers
Chapter 1: Skunk or Pinapple?
It all starts on a normal day (as usual.) The birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing, the little ponies are dancing around, a- ok here's what's really going on.
Pikachu, Kirby, Falco, Fox, Peach, Roy, Daisy, Marth, Mario, Luigi, Dr.Mario, Yoshi, Ganondorf, Pichu, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Nana, Popo, Ness, Mewtwo, Mr.Game&Watch, Zelda, Link, Young Link, Samus, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Shiek, Or in short-form, Everybody, were sitting around outside waiting for something to happen.
"What does that one look like...?" Asked Mario while staring at the sky
Fox rolled over onto his back, "It looks like... a cloud"
Peach, Daisy, Zelda and surprisingly Bowser, were suntanning on colourful towels, drinking some sort of ...drink.
"Hand me the minty lotion would ya Bowser?" Peach said glancing up from her pink sunglasses
"No problem" Answered Bowser, handing the lotion to Zelda, who handed it to Daisy, who handed it to Peach
"Thanks"
Falco got bored of watching clouds and finally said, "Can we ... do something now?"
"We are doing something" Ness said. "We're watching clouds"
Yawn.
Falco got up and went inside to get some lemonade, "Anybody else want some?"
Everyone raised their hands
"Joy"
Luigi spread out the newspaper in front of him
"Hey look what's that?" Asked Fox while staring at the old piece of paper that fell from the newspaper
"I think it's... It's a treasure map!" Squealed Mario while everyone gathered around
"Well half of one anyway" Kirby said while leaning over Fox's shoulder
Mario picked up the half-a-map and examined it for a moment
All was quiet...
Very quiet...
Too quiet...
More quietness...
Mario kept examining...
And examining...
And more examining...
And all was quiet...
Still quiet...
Very very quiet...
"URIKA!" Screamed Yoshi, leaping up from the lawn table, "I told you! I told you it was a pineapple!"
Marth looked up from the map and walked over to the table and stared at Yoshi
And all was quiet...
Very quiet...
Too Quie- Ok I'll stop
"Blame the author, she write's bad stories" Kirby said
Shut up and continue looking at the map already
"Okie doke"
Roy also walked over to the table and took a look at the paper Yoshi was holding tightly in his hands. Then glanced at what looked like some kind of ... something.
"I said it was a pinapple, and Nana thought it was a skunk!" Yoshi sqealed
"BOWSER I SAID THE MINTY LOTION NOT THE BUTTERFLY SWEETY LOTION!" Shrieked Peach while springing up from her towel
Bowser cocked an eyebrow, got the minty lotion then handed it to Zelda, who handed it to Daisy, who handed it to Peach
Peach smiled. "Thank you"
Falco came back out with 25 glasses of lemonade. How did he carry them all? Don't know.
"I have a tray you moron"
Right.
Yoshi ran over with his paper and grabbed a glass of lemonade
"Hey, cool skunk" Falco said while sipping his cup
Yoshi looked surprised, "It's a pinapple!"
"Skunk"
"Pinapple"
"Skunk!"
"PINAPPLE!"
Except for the voices of Yoshi and Falco, all was quiet...
"Ok now that's just annoying" Kirby said
Sorry.
After everyone drank their lemonade, Popo sat down at the lawn table and pulled out a pin and thread, and started knitting.
It's a shame he can't knit for beans.
"Ok.. Knit one, pearl two..."
Daisy got up from her towel. "Popo, need some help sweetie?"
Popo nodded
And all was-
"SHUSH!"
Sorry
Peach also got up from her towel, "I need another towel, this one's too..."
Towelish?
"Yeah"
I'm good.
Yoshi walked over to Zelda, Link and Young Link and held up his paper, "What does this look like?"
"A piece of paper" Chuckled Link sarcasticly
Yoshi made a long sigh, "I mean the thing on the paper"
"Oh, that's a skunk" Replied Link while lifting his sunglasses
"It's a pinapple" Corrected Zelda
"No look, it's a skunk" Link said. "Pinapples don't have tails"
Zelda slapped him on the side of the head, "That's the leaves"
"No! It's the tail! I'm telling ya, it's a skunk"
"It's a pinapple!"
"Skunk!"
"Pinapple!"
Yoshi dropped the paper and walked away
"See, knit one... pearl two..." Daisy said, directing Popo's hands while he knitted
Yoshi sadly walked to Mario, Falco, Fox and Luigi then slumped down in the grass
"Whatcha' got there guys?" He asked while slowly lifting his head
Ok cut, does he really have to say that? I mean can't you see that it's half a treasure map?
"Shush!"
Sorry, keep going
"It's half a treasure map!" Mario said excitedly, "And we're gonna find the treasure!"
Fox, Falco and Luigi nodded
"It's too bad we don't have the whole map" Fox said while sipping his lemonade
"Oh well, half a map is better then nothing" Mario cheerfully said, "And the 'X' is right in the middle anyway"
Falco looked up, "So where's this island that it's on?" He asked
Mario looked closer at the faded writing and tried to read it, "It says... Shanook.. Bloo.. Island.." He finished
"Shanook Bloo Island" Falco said while putting on a stoned face, "Right"
"That's all I can make out anyway..." Mario said, still examining the half-a-map
"Knit one... Pearl two..."
Fox got up from the grass and clutched the half-a-map in his hands, "So when are we going to... whatever that place as called"
"Umm, how about..." Mario thought, "March 12th 2009 at persicely 8:15.38 hours" He finished
"I have a hair appointment" Falco said, "How about now?"
"Knit one... pearl two"
"Okay, lets go now!" Shout Mario and Falco while springing up from the ground
Yoshi glanced up at the three, "Can I come?"
"It would be best if you stayed here I think" Fox said while patting Yoshi's head
"That's okay, I'll go help Popo knit"
Link and Zelda both got up and walked to Mario, Falco, Fox and Luigi
"Hey guys, can we help you find the treasure?" Asked Link
Young Link scurried over, "Me too!"
Link looked down at Young Link, "I don't think you're mature enough to come with us"
"AM TOO, AM TOO, AM TOO!" Yelled Young Link while jumped up and down furiously
Oh come on, let the little guy come you meanie
"Alright alright he can come, but don't make him do anything bad" Said Link
Don't worry I won't ...
Yoshi walked over to Popo, who knitted a straight, thick line
"Um Popo, are you knitting a scarf for a telephone pole?" He asked
"No, I'm just practicing"
Yoshi ran back to the tree, grabbed his paper, then ran back to Popo
"What does this look like Popo?" He asked
Popo stared for a moment, "It looks like a skun-"
"IT'S A PINAPPLE!" Screamed Yoshi
Fox waved his arms for the other "pirates" to follow
"Lets-a go!" Yelled Mario
Wait wait wait, we need the props.
Mario, Link, Zelda, Mario, Fox, Falco, (breath) and Young Link all walk to the dock
And that rhymed.
While the seven go to the dock, they run into a dodobird
"Doh doh! Doh doh!" Shouted the dodobird
"Um, hello" Young Link said while standing close to Fox
"Doh doh doh doh!" Shouted the bird while pointing a feathered, feather at the pirate ship
The seven quickly thanked the dodobird and climbed aboard the S.S Stupid. They didn't actually realize it said that until they started sailing
"Hoist the sails!" Shouted Young Link while barking orders at the others, "Swab those decks, mate's!"
"Will you shut up!" Yelled Fox wearing a pirate's eyepatch, accompanying Falco on the lookout's peak
"Land Ho!" Squealed Falco while jumping up and down
"Really?" Link shouted back up to him
"No! Heheh" Admitted Falco while wiping his forehead from the heat
Zelda and Mario layed on colourful lawn chairs in the middle of the ship
"Will you put away the lemonade with little unbrellas and help me swab the deck?" Grouched Link while wiping the front deck with a soapy mop
"Hehe land ho!" Yelled Falco once again
"Really?" Asked Link while blocking the sun with his arm
"Nope!"
Link made a small sigh then continued mopping
Zelda grabbed the suntan lotion and began to… lotion herself when…
"LAND HO LAND HO!" Screamed Falco while hopping up and down excitedly
"Oh please"
"NO REALLY! I SEE LAND!" Shrieked Falco
There. End Of Chapter One! Please R&R And I'll Give You A Lemon :)