an: fist chapta letz goooooooo
my name iz Ruby Kadaver. "Ruby" iz "red" in japanese. my mom iz takin me 2 camp, BUT i do nat want 2 go.
"diz isz gonna b da best tim ov ur liv, Ruby!" ma mom sad. i plugged in ma eurbudz.
"Sure it wil..." i turnd up "im nat a vampr" by "rolin in reverz" my mUm (like thoz englsih fukrz say) likez 2 look on da brite side. honetly, da brite side iz boring. being real iz what matterz. still, i cant blame hur. shez 2 inosent 4 da real world.
"Ruby? were here" my mom said. i opaned the car door & jumpd out, grabbin ma bakpak "are u shur u gonna b ok?" my mom askd. "im fine mom. come down." i sighed. "ok, i just wanna mak shur u will b fine at camp" she worried. "mom, cmon. ill be fine" i promisd. "ok, fine. i lov u!" my mlm waked ova 2 da gar & drove away. I wached as she went down da rode.
"well, watz dis campz name?" i lookd up at da sign ova da entrince. CAMP CREPPYPASTA it sed. "wat kind ov a name iz dat?!" i askd maselve. but i walkd into it enyway.
