Note: I was boerd and this is halfbased off of some e-mails between me and Kit-chan and half off some peeps I ate. YAY KIT-CHAN AND PEEPS!

Disclamer: I dis-claim owning Fruits Basket and Kitty and the Sohman Religion. I own Sora, though.

Warnings: OOCness-icity, Language, a bit of Japanese

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Sora came downstairs. Her half-sister was watching T.V. and not paing attention, so she jumped a mile when Sora yelld, "HI!"

"Sora!" Kitty jumped up, takled, and glomped Sora. Then she began to shake the girl. "Don't do that bakaor I'll...eat your face off! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, well not really. Just don't do that!"

"You weren't paying attention, so I yelled 'HI!' and you jumped and I thought 'Oh my Akito!'

"Oh my Akito?" Kitty asked.

"Yeah, it's my new religion." Sora replied. " It's the Sohman religon which Akito was god and Kureno, Ayame, Shigure, and Hatori were prophets and Yuki was Jesus andI am a member of that religion now."

"Oh. I'll make up my own religion!" Kitty did a dramatc pose. "I just don't know what it would be..."

"My kami-sama is Akito forever!" Sora said. "Yuki Sohma, I'm hyper. I love peeps! Sugar-coated marshmellows ROCK!"

"I thought you hated Akito?" Kitty asked."Ah, well, I can't think." Then she laughed maniaclly.

"Everyone loves magical Trevor, 'cause the tricks he does are all so clever! Look at him now, dissapering a cow, something something something I can't remember the rest of the song!" Sora sang off-key. "Oh, youlike my hair? It's orange, like Kyo! I am the self-proclaimed cat!"

"Oh...okay?" Kitty blinked. "You have orange hair! OH MY AKITO! YOU CAN'T BE KYO! I LIKE KYO! NOOOOOOOO!"

Kyo then walked into the room. "Shut tup, dammit!"

"Kyo! MY LOVE! "She talked him and hugged him. "I love you Kyo!"

"I thought you loved Shigure?" Kyo asked, trying to push Kitty off of him.She looked around all shifty-like.

"Umm...shhhhhh." She cuddles him closer.

"AHH!" He yelled, pushing her off. With no success, I might add."Lemme go, you dirty bitch!"

"What did you say, CAT?" Kitty yelled. Sora had an odd look on her face.

"Great. Black Kitty." Sora said. Yuki had come in a while ago, before Kyo, but no one had noticed.

"Bakas..." He said, shaking his head and leaning aginst the wall all cool-like. Sora watched and then thought of something.

"I just though of something but I'm scared of Black Kitty and I forgot what it is, but..." She sprayed the two with a hose she randomly was holding. "Now, BEHAVE!"

Just then, Shigure came in. He watched the wet chaos. "What happened? And why is it all wet in here? Sora, please don't destroy my house, too!"

"Yes, I know. That's Kyo and Yuki and Kagura's job." Sora sighed, putting away the hose.
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Author's note: I'll add more later...yeah. I just have to send more e-mails. Yeah. woo, Ifeel special.