Pants
By Fishy and Dottie
Kurama: what am I gonna do! She's attached to me. Can't you pull it out like with Yusuke?
Dottie: huh? No I don't like pie.
Fishy: if she's coming home with you can I come too?
Kurama: no, she's not coming home with me!
Fishy: then what are you gonna do? Let me cut your hair?
Kurama: NO! oh god no. Don't you guys have a house?
Dottie: um... I don't know. Do we?
Fishy: yes dear.
Kurama: I'll tell her I'm sleeping over.
Dottie: slumber party!
Fishy: with your hand stuck on his head. Now, where do we live?
Dottie: I'm like a pigeon. Mm hm.
Kurama: so you poop on statues?
Dottie: no. Well I don't know but I can home a pigeon.
Fishy: oh. I get what she's trying to say. She knows where we live. But how? She doesn't know anything?
Dottie: don't I get wings?
Fishy: we'll get you some fairy wings at the costume store before the party.
Kurama: party? I thought I was just sleeping over?
Dottie: nope nope nope.
Fishy: we'll have to invite everyone!
The three of them rush off to Fishy and Dottie's house. Once they get in the door Kurama almost ran out. It was the oddest apartment ever. There were assorted scarves hanging everywhere. And there wasn't any trash. Once he made it farther in he noticed it was oddly separated. One side pink, the other purple.
Kurama: oh god. What have I done?
Dottie: dun dun dun!
Fishy: not the right time dear. You say that after the evil plan has been executed.
Dottie: okay. I need a shower.
Kurama: well how's that gonna work?! I'm attached!!!
Dottie: just don't look.
A few minutes later Kurama was sitting in a chair next to the shower with Dottie in it. He was looking at the ground and blushing as water ran down Dottie's arm and onto his head.
Kurama: my life sucks.
Fishy: (opens door) I pity you.
Dottie: hum hum hum. Fishy! Get out! I'm showering!
Fishy: (just realizes) oh god! I've seen you naked before but with a guy it's just wrong!
Kurama: wait?! I'm not with her, I'm just in the same room!
Fishy: sure... (leaves)
Kurama: are you done yet?
Dottie: hm. No not yet.
Kurama: and what smells like... like... girly stuff... too girly even for me.
Dottie: that's my soap. (Soap slips out of her hand and down Kurama's shirt) oh poo. Look at that, you're all soapy!
Kurama: itchy!!!
Dottie: (steps out of shower and puts a towel on) now you need a shower.
Kurama: WHAT?! No no! I'm fine really.
Dottie: don't be silly, I won't look.
Kurama: promise?
Dottie: why would I want to? I'm a girl.
Kurama: what does- never mind.
Fishy: (outside the door listening) I'll have to keep an eye on these two. Or... no... (Tries again) I'll have to keep an ear on these two.
Dottie: now how do we get your shirt off?
Fishy: (gasp) oh my god.
Dottie: you just get it over. And now I have to fit through.
Fishy: (shifty eyes) I should have known.
Kurama: I'm uncomfortable with this.
Dottie: it doesn't matter. Now take your pants off!
Kurama: turn around you freak! It doesn't work that way, there's no other way to do this!
Dottie: I don't bend that way! Ow! Just get in there!
Kurama: it's more difficult than it looks! Geez! You were really wet! Look at all this on the floor!
Dottie: I always do it that way.
Kurama: ow! Don't pull so hard.
Dottie: geez, sensitive much.
Kurama: it's just a tender area!
Dottie: geez, be a man.
Fishy: (wide eyed) and I thought she was a virgin. (Barges in the door) okay, I can't-
Kurama: AAHHH! SHOWERING HERE! IT'S ENOUGH TO HAVE HER TO DEAL WITH! (Grabs a towel)
Dottie: hi Fishy!
Fishy: so you guys weren't... like... doing anything, wrong?
Kurama: what? Oh god no!
Fishy: well, sorry for the intrusion then. I'll just go now.
Dottie: bye!
Kurama: you people are weird.
Dottie: weird? Yes I've heard that before.
A little later when they're all dressed. Kurama turns around to look at the two after he pulled a shirt on.
Kurama: what?! What do you have on?!
Dottie: clothes.
Fishy: what? Is there something on me? Is there a bug in my hair?
Kurama: no, why do you each have makeup all on your skin and hair?
Dottie: makeup?
Kurama: well look at you two, Dottie you're pink! And Fishy, you're blue?!
Fishy: well duh?!
Kurama: you two really are demons from hell aren't you?
Dottie: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no...
Fishy: it's a rare condition... on our skin... and hair... and eyes... we were wearing a lot of makeup earlier.
Kurama: you'd think I'd have known...
Fishy: yeah... especially with all the makeup you wear you'd think you could tell when somebody else is wearing it.
Kurama: what? I don't wear makeup.
Dottie: (glaring skeptically) so you say...
Kurama: I don't!
Fishy: tell it to the judge! Oh and by the way we have company for you. So you don't have to hang around too many girls for the night.
Kurama: what? (Remembers a familiar katana on the wall from earlier) oh god you didn't!
Dottie: (hops on his back) he's in the closet.
Fishy: that's where we keep all our pets.
Kurama: pets?!
Kurama runs to the front hall closet and pulls it open to see a black and white blob.
Kurama: Hiei? Are you all right? Hiei-
Suddenly Kurama realizes that Hiei is being squeezed tightly by a large puffy panda bear.
Hiei: help!
Dottie: Kichi! I'd forgotten about you!
Kurama: Kichi? Is that the panda? Are you even allowed to have a panda?!
Fishy: um... yes?
Kurama reaches down and pulls Hiei from Kichi's grip. Kichi growls.
Kurama: um... nice panda... good panda... (Slams door) are you all right?
Hiei: they scare me.
Dottie: oh, we can't scare you that bad!
Hiei: oh... but you do. TWISTED FREAKS!!!
Kurama: are you two crazy or something?!
Fishy: I have nothing to say to you. Except that I still have Hiei's sword! He he he...
Hiei: damn it!
Dottie: I'm tired. (falls asleep and pulls Kurama to the floor with her)
Fishy: oh... how cute.
Hiei: where is the damn sword!
Fishy: ... ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Kurama: (slaps forehead) look, if you can't see it then you don't deserve to have it all right!
Hiei: what?!
Fishy: yeah, you don't deserve it! oh, and where are you going to sleep Hiei? Dottie doesn't have a bed, she only sleeps on this rug and that newspaper over there.
Hiei: I am not sleeping in this hell hole!
Fishy: well that was just rude. For that you get to sleep with Kichi.
Hiei: what?!?!?!?
Fishy opens the closet door and shoves Hiei right into Kichi's open arms. Kichi smothers Hiei.
Fishy: sweet dreams!
Hiei: I'll get you for this!
Fishy: I'm sure you will (slams door) night Kurama.
Kurama: you're just going to leave me here!
Fishy: that was the plan. (walks away)
Dottie: (snore) (twitch)
Kurama: crap...
A/N: well, if you want to see a picture, well not a real picture of Fishy and Dottie ask us and we'll show you what they look like. Please ppl R&R we know this wasn't quite as funny as it should have been but next time it'll be a whole lot better. We promise!