Heya! Since I got a sudden stroke of inspiration, I thought I should probably write it up and publish it. This story can fit almost any universe of Megaman that features Roll and Megaman, but it makes the most (if any) sense for .EXE. I hope you enjoy it, and please leave a review!
Disclaimer: I do not own Megaman, Capcom, or your soul (working on it). If this idea has been used before, please contact me and I'll do something about it. (I don't have time to read through ALL of the stories out there,)
Queue Twilight Zone-esque music
Announcer: Have you ever wondered what happens in the universe that they don't want you to see? Have you ever thought about why you'll lose something and have it turn up much later, IN A DIFFERENT ROOM? Have you ever pondered why movie announcers in commercials all sound like seven-feet tall thirty-year old men that have smoked cigarettes since they were born? Welcome to…
Music reaches climax
THE FAFIC ZONE!
Announcer: Do you ever wonder why, inexplicably and suddenly, powerups will disappear between games? We hope to bring to light this conspiracy, and reveal their part in this.
Shift to darkened room. Two figures can be seen sitting at a table. One places a piece of paper on the table. The other places another piece, and the first figure slumps in the chair.
Figure 2: Hah! I win again! You know what come next!
Figure 1: Roll, come on! You've won three games of poker in a row! You've got to be cheating.
Roll: Less talk, more drop!
Megaman: Look, how about I give you these shiny powerups, and you stop forcing me to play Yakyuuken with you (Note: Yakyuuken is a strip game)
Roll: (pouting) Aww… you're no fun! Fine, i'll take your stupid powerups!
Roll: (to herself) he he… just two more games (the video games, not yakyuuken) and i'll have enough money to pay him to do what I want! Now to sell these to vendors all over the world, forcing him to spend countless hours and days searching for them, then I'll force him to play me again! Ha ha ha ha ha… evil cackle continues for a while
Announcer: (quietly)…I'm going to be scarred for life with this job…
Announcer: Now you know. Next week we will explore just how politicians evolved differently from humans, and how to protect yourselves from their evil mind control techniques. Until next time, this has been…
THE FAFIC ZONE!
…Wow…That was…different… Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, and please leave a review on your way out. Buh bye!
