!THIS IS A TEST! THAT MEANS IT'S A PRE-WRITE!
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Jun - nurse thingy and certified angel (haha it's a joke... or is it?)
Kazuya - awesomely hot patient )
Lee - Lee Heihachi - nasty old fool Michelle - Jun's friend (OMG)
Nina - Ho #1 (the pregnant one)
Anna - Ho #2 (The non-pregnant one)
Lei - Doctor (possibly... maybe... if he is he's a crazy doctor)
Rebecca - raging fangirl (gets shot)
Kayleigh - raging fangirl's cousin (drags corpse away)
Jin - isn't born yet (gets made though XD)
Brian - psycho in mental care
Kyo - Jun's brother that is never mentioned
Link - Hero of all Time (or whatever)
Trevor - Hot guy from Castlevania (I'll give him something to do with that whip)
Isaac - same only not as hot (He totally has my hair)
Hector - weenie (need I say more)
words blah blah blah thinking

This is in Kazuya's point of view in a sense
AN: Yes, the chemistry between Kazuya and Jun (mostly on Kazuya's side) is fast. But that's because if I don't, the world that this takes place in will explode. BOOM! Like that.
The Tekken characters and yadda yadda belong to Namco. etc etc


Chapter One - The Mess has Begun
Kazuya awoke to the sound of bustling people making their way through the halls. His head was quite groggy and he was not in a good mood. Not that he was EVER in one, but now he had quite a headache due to the noise. He looked in his surroundings and found he didn't know where he was. There was a window to his right and a small tv in front of him hanging from the ceiling. Underneath the tv was a small closet. Where the heck was he?
Kazuya groaned and looked to his left. Aparently there was someone in the room with him. His groan had suprised the woman completely clad in white. She turned to face him, her brown, kind eyes settled on his face. He frowned a bit but she smiled at him. She pulled up a chair to him and looked at his chart... oh god...

... he was in a hospital...

"Good day Mr. Mishima. Let's see..." she began to look at the chart.
"Why am I here?" Kazuya asked, obviously peeved, although his groggy sounding voice didn't give it away.
"That's what I'm looking at Mr. Mishima." She cocked her head just a bit and stuck her tongue out a little. The light from the window made an eerie yet beautiful glow in her hair and on her skin.
What the hell...?

"It says here that they found you in a ditch(!)... not in good condition. Okay. So you're gonna' have to stay here until we see that you're completely healthy, Mr. Mishima." She pondered a while. "Good lord, found you in a ditch? What happened?" She asked, looking directly at him.
She was a very naive person, this woman. Looked like someone who was very innocent, too. Kazuya found she was someone worth looking at, what, with her pale, porcelain skin and her dark hair that perfectly framed her round face... damn it what was he thinking?

"What do you care?" Kazuya inquired, trying not to get too invloved with this mystery woman.
"Because I want to know. No one should leave you in a ditch, not even you!" She raised her hand and placed it on his forehead to check his tempurature, which was rising at the moment, caused by the contact. He managed to find out her name from her nametag that was clipped to her breastpocket... no, he wasn't looking there... okay, yes he was. Her name was Jun Kazama and apparently she was a nurse... his nurse.
Hmm, nurse... you might just wanna' stay and do a little check up... devilish grin + evil thoughts

"I'm going to have to stay and do a little check up on you..." Jun sat up from her chair.
"Wha"
"Do you feel any different from before the incident?" She traveled to the other side of him and checked his IV to see if it was flowing fine, which it was if you're interested.
"Uhh... n-no. I'm actually quite fine. Can I leave now?" That nurse outfit was too form-fitting for his taste. She just clucked her tongue and playfully shoved his shoulder. "No, only the doctor can say whether or not you can leave." She smiled another beautiful smile at him. "So you feel perfectly okay?" She asked again.
"W-well I have a little headache..." he lied. It wasn't little, it was HUGE.
"Hmm..." She took his face in her hands and slowly began to rotate his head.
"What the HELL are you doing?" This was a little nervy. She was lucky she was hot.
"Does it feel funny when I do this?" She asked, her voice slightly fading in and out caused by the constant distance change.
"Well, yeah it does, wouldn't it feel funny to anyone?" Kazuya was getting a little impatient.
Well, she stopped and looked directly into his eyes. He was caught off guard by her deep stare, so he didn't have time to meet said stare. God she was beautiful. With their faces inches apart he could feel her hot breaths upon him, hands still cupping his face. He wondered what she was trying to discern but if she didn't stop soon, he was going to have to take control of this situation one way or another.

"... you're eyes are pretty"
Again, Kazuya was caught off guard. "What?"
"I said you're eyes are pretty." And she lifted herself away from him.
She obviously didn't know what she was doing to him. Her angelic-like-ness had her completely naive and unknowignly seductive. She got her purse (which was white as well) and took some pills out and gave them to him. "It's ibufrofen. For your headache. Don't tell Doctor I gave you these." She winked and left a bottle of water with him. She turned and gasped a little.

"Hello Dr. WuLong!" she waved a hand behind her back a little signaling to get rid of the pills quickly. Kazuya put the pills in his mouth and gulped down the water (with the pills, duh) almost choking himself in the process. Of course, he didn't want his pretty little nurse to get in trouble.

"Hello Ms. Kazama, how is our patient?" He looked at him momentarily but then turned his attention back to Jun. Kazuya was a little perplexed. Wasn't the doctor supposed to give attention to the patient?
"The patient says he's fine and he wants to go home now. I told him it was completely up to you." She stood there and tried to look as innocent as possible. No no, she didn't give pills without the Doctor's consent. She was a good little girl. Kazuya's mind reeled with thoughts he shouldn't be having. Kazuya's heart beat was steadily increasing, and the damn machine picked it up. Both the Doctor and Jun turned to look at him.
The Doctor took quick strides to Kazuya and was asking him so many questions Kazuya's head was spinning. Little Jun was checking his pulse, his tempurature, you name it. Kazuya was having trouble listening to the Doctor with the constant contact he was having with Jun. The doctor told Jun to go to his office and get a pen immediately. Jun nodded and ran off, the doctor smiling and watching her leave. Kazuya's heartbeat returned to normal.

"I just told her to do that because I like watching her go." admitted the Doctor. Kazuya just looked at him not wanting to admit he was doing the same thing.
"She's a pretty little thing isn't she?" he sighed. "God, I get hard ons just thinking of her." He sat at the edge of Kazuya's bed. Kazuya had immediate dislike for the man.
"Doesn't she look real good in a nurse outfit? Heh. Yeah, I wish she's come over to my house like that. Mmm mmm." Kazuya sighed. He did think she looked rather... sexy, in a nurse outfit, but he would never admit it to the doctor.
"I'd like to bone her one day, if it's at all possible. I don't think so though, she's too angelic." He coughed. "She's just one of those girls I could feel all day..."

Kazuya did NOT like this doctor. Dr. WuLong, as Jun called him, was a total perv and didn't like that he had competition with this man. At least He had more of a chance than the doctor. Hopefully anyway. She did say he had pretty eyes. That was one thing. Maybe she just said that to anybody though. Kazuya didn't like that thought so he believed he was the only one with pretty eyes. She had beautiful eyes too. And beautiful hair... and skin... and legs... and bre-
"So how'd you end up in a ditch anyways, huh?" Dr. WuLong asked.
Kazuya blinked a bit. "Don't know." Oh, but he knew.
"Huh, strange. Who were you with last?"
"Alone."
"Not much of a talker, are you?"
"Not to you."
Dr. WuLong smiled and nodded. Jun entered and saw that Kazuya was back to normal. She sighed a heavy sigh of relief.
"Lei, is the patient okay, then?" Jun inquired and gave him his pen. Kazuya noticed he already had a pen in his back pocket and placed his new pen in his front.
"I don't know, this the episode he just had, I think he should stay for a little while longer. Just until things clear up a bit." Dr. WuLong exited the small room leaving Kazuya and Jun alone. Jun turned to Kazuya and showed a simpathetic look.

Kazuya muttered a curse.


I know nothing about doctors, nurses and the like so please DON'T SUE ME I HAVE NO MONEY!

My comedic styling is lacking today. Maybe it's because I'm on my period (like you wanted to know that...)
It will be funny in the future, I promise. And more people. And more empty promises.
Haha. Kazuya is such a hunk.
R+R