!THIS IS A TEST! THAT MEANS IT'S A PRE-WRITE!

God, this is retarded. I think this chapter is even shorter than the other one. Please forgive me, I think I'm going insane.
Anyway, this chapter has yours truly in it as well as her cousin. But believe me when I say I don't think my cousin would react the same way as she would in this story. She needed to be this way to keep me looking as stupid as possible as I am. Or whatever I'm trying to say.

I own nothing that belongs to Namco. Kazuya is the sole property of Jun. That lucky gal.

Chapter Five (!) - Attack of the Fangirl
Kazuya had been greatful when Jun returned the next day, relaying what had happened the previous day. Jun had a simpathetic smile on her face and promised him she'd make it up to him someday. Kazuya chuckled. Her presence was enough, she didn't have to go out of her way to do anything for him. Not just to make him smile, anyway. Jun never left his side then. Kazuya didn't mind either. She was telling him of how she became a nurse and how she really wished she could live back in her parents' house back in Yakushima. She said it was always peaceful and serene there and it wasn't like the business of the city. She never really truly got used to the city life, but she lived here and she had to be close to where she worked.

Kazuya then made it his goal that once he was out of this wretched place, he'd take Jun to her home in Yakushima and she could quit her job. He had enough money to do so, he could make it happen. For Jun, he would. He would abandon his reality and join hers, even if that meant living away from the Zaibatsu.

"Kazuya, it's nearly lunchtime. Let me get you your meal." Jun stood up and left the small room. This time, she forgot to close the door, which was unusual for her. She respected his want of solitude.

Kazuya sat in the bed and just thought she'd be back in time and she'd close the door when she came. Litte did Kazuya know this would be the death of him. So he sat there contented. The busy talk of staff and families walking down the halls (as visiting hours had just begun) rang through his ears. There was tiny giggles emitting from the halls. Great. Teenagers. Kazuya sighed. Teenagers were such a nuisance. They were loud when they weren't supposed to be and too quiet when they ought to be talking. The age of defiance. The age of development and stupidity. Kazuya shuddered as the giggles became closer and louder.

"I can't believe grandma had to have another angioplasty! This is werid"
"Yeah, but at least she's okay. I mean, how would we have felt if she had died"
"Ugh, I don't think any of us can deal with that right now"
"I know what you mean"
Then the two adolescent girls passed his door. One, the short one, took a quick glance in Kazuya's room and stopped dead in her tracks.
Ugh, how rude. Teenagers have no control

The girl just stood there, wide-eyed. The other one was a little confused at what she was staring at. The short one... it was so weird. She blinked several times to make sure he would still be there when she opened her eyes next. When the taller one saw what she was staring at she looked at the short one once again.
"Oh god no..." And that's when it started.

"What the hell is going on here!" Kazuya demanded, and the taller one was just about to explain when the short one bolted into Kazuya's room and kneeled at his side. Her cheeks started to take on a redish tinge.
Oh god...
"K-k-k-k-k-kazuya!" The short one kneeling beside him was almost close to tears.
fangirls...

"Rebecca. Rebecca stop it now, we have to visit grandma." The taller one, obviously the one with more sense, tried to pull the rabid one up by her sweatshirt hood.
"You'll have to forgive her, you see, she's insane and she totally has a crush on you." The taller one explained while Kazuya was just disgusted by the drool pouring from the smaller one's mouth.
"Eh-- ehhhh..." was all she could say.
"Umm... not right." was all Kazuya could say.
The taller one looked around for a moment before speaking again.
"Hwoarang's not here is he? 'Cause if he is"
"Tut tut Kayleigh, Hwoarang's not alive yet, neither is Jin because Kazuya's only 28. I mean, look at him..." the shorter one's eyes were wide like saucers.
God, please shoot me...
"How did you know how old I was?" Kazuya was completely freaked out by the short one.
"I know everything about you Kazuya. I know you're blood type is AB, and so is Jun's. I know that when you have kids your son will take after you, I know you like to collect sneakers, I know how tall you are and how much you weigh, I know"

And she just kept going. This was completely wrong. There was no way in the world that some dumb teenager was going to know this much about someone's life. Especially not the quiet, keeps-to-himself Kazuya. And she just didn't shut up. She kept going and going... like the energizer bunny! These small ones just had so much energy.

"What! Hwoarang's not born yet!" The taller one shouted.
"No! He's alivewhen Jin is. And Jin isn't alive until..." and the shorter one slowly turned towards Kazuya. "... well, you know." And she burst into a fit of giggles once again. "OH MY GOD!" and continued to giggle.
"CAN YOU STOP THIS INANE BABBLE!" Kazuya shouted and the short one stopped. The taller one tried not to laugh at the shorter one's expence, but she found it quite difficult.
"Rebecca, you're so stupid..." she whispered and shook her head. The shorter one just sat there with a dumb smile on her face.
"Why are you so happy?" Kazuya was about to go crazy.
"Because I finally get to see the Kazuya Mishima..." she sniffled. "I knew you existed"

Okay, this was getting too over the edge. Jun finally came in with his meal. Kazuya sighed a heavy sigh of relief and smiled at her when she smiled at him. She had the best timing in the world. He would have to tell her later how much he appreciated her.
"Oh, I see you have more visitors! This is so nice!" She smiled at the short one and the short one gasped loudly.
"OMG JUN IS YOUR NURSE?" And she squealed quite loudly at this new discovery. The taller one tried very hard to get her to shut up as she thought it was quite annoying too.
"Come one Rebecca, we have to visit grandma!"
"No! Kayleigh! I'm so happy here!" but the taller one was too strong, much to the dismay of the short one, and dragged her away. The tall one popped in for one second longer.
"I'm sorry for being such a disturbance, but like I said earlier, my cousin is insane." And she quickly left after that, closing the door behind her.

Jun turned to Kazuya as he relaxed fully as Jun just stared quizzically at Kazuya for this quite weird experience. Kazuya looked at Jun and shook his head.
"Don't ask right now, I don't want to remember it." And Jun nodded.
"I understand. Fangirls?" Kazuya nodded.
"If they ever come back, don't hesitate to call me, we have a procedure for this type of thing." Jun began to stroke her fingers through his hair which Kazuya found quite comforting.
"Just try to eat your food, 'kay?" Jun smiled and sat down in her chair. Kazuya couldn't have been in a better place at that moment. So he ate, calmly, greatful for Jun's presence. He thought of his plans with Jun for when he was finally allowed to leave the hospital.

Little did he know, the short one was making plans of her own.

End chapter five! FIVE! This is a new record for me.
Sorry for all you teenagers, did not mean to offend, being as I am one myself. I really don't like teenagers though, not many of the ones I know anyway. You'll have to forgive me and my old lady brain.
Yes that is me. The one being dragged away. Noo! Kazuya! I must see more Kazuya! is sad
Anywho, sorry again, I think this chapter is indeed shorter than the other ones. I might be getting used to the formatting in this place though...
Oh! And I have two fans now! TWO! That is so totally awesome like wow. Yes I am aware that I cannot spell and/or I make spelling mistakes. Is that how you spell angioplasty? DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW? Ahaha. is just a little crazy

R+R