Anyway, here is part two. I will put the disclaimer at the bottom, so you guys will not know what song Wolfwood sings until you get to that part in the story. Yes, I know there ARE better songs that Wolfwood would song drunk in a karaoke bar, but I happened to have the idea while listening to this song.
No extremely harsh flames for this, okay? My ego is still in rehab.
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KARAOKE HEAVEN PT. II
"But I can't drunk, I'm too sing!" Wolfwood exclaimed. "Oh, it's not that bad..." Vash told him. "If I can do it, you can." Milly decided to push the conversation further. "Oh well, since Mr. Priest is too CHICKEN to get on stage..." Wolfwood cut her off with "Fine! I'll get on stage and sing much gooder than Vash. -hic-!" Milly gave Meryl a look of triumph. "Oooh, what song will you sing, Mr. Priest?" She Asked. "Uhm.. That for me, Myself, I... and me to know!" Wolfwood shouted at her.
Wolfwood went over to the DJ and whispered his song in his ear. The DJ gave Wolfwood a
crazy look, then shrugged his shoulders. Wolfwood walked up to the stage in a wobbly fashion.
"Nick is in da house!" He yelled into the mic. Meryl hid her face. Some drunken ladies yelled
"WHOOOOOOOOOO!" From over in the corner. Milly yelled, "Knock 'em dead, Mr.
Wolfwood!" The DJ gave Wolfwood a thumbs up as he started the song.
Some guys had been giving him applause, but stopped dead when they heard the music. The whole room got silent. Wolfwood smiled out at the crowd's disbelief, and got ready to sing.
Wolfwood: Baby, can't you see, I'm calling A guy like you should wear a warning It's dangerous, I'm falling -hic-
His speech was slightly slurred, and the men staring at Wolfwood in confusion. Some of the girls giggled. Vash looked like he was going to die of laughter. Meryl looking at Wolfwood like he was crazy, and Milly completely unphased.
Wolfwood: There's no escape, I can't wait I need a hit, baby give me it You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it Too high, can't come down Losing my head spinning round and round do you feel me now?
The drunken ladies screamed in appraisal. Vash noticed that Wolfwood's eyes were locked on him...
Wolfwood: With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
With the taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
(Wolfwood paused to lick his lips)
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Milly yelled " GO NICK!"
Wolfwood: It's getting late to give you up
I took a sip from my devil's cup
Slowly It's taking over me.
Too high, can't come down -hic-
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?
Some people looked inspired by Wolfwood's drunken bravery, enjoying the performance. Vash noticed that Nick's eyes were still on him, making him nervous. The drunken ladies were now clustered around the stage, singing along with Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
With the taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't ya know that you're toxic? -hic-
And I love what you do
Don't ya know that you're toxic?
Don't ya know that you're toxic?
Wolfwood was now attempting to sing the high-pitched vocals, voice cracking like nobody's business. Vash laughed at this. He noticed Meryl and Milly had gone to join the drunken ladies. He shrugged, giving Wolfwood a thumbs up, who gave him a smile in return.
Wolfwood: (Taste of your lips I'm on a ride) -hic-
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Even some of the guys were singing along now, including Vash!
Wolfwood: Oh the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under (Toxic)
With the taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Wolfwood now got on his hands and knees, crawling toward the audience with eyes full of lust.
Wolfwood: Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now... (when he said this Vash felt shivers go down his spine and the Drunken ladies screamed like fangirls)
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now...
The Music stopped, and Wolfwood stood up off the floor. The bar rang with as much applause Vash had gotten. Wolfwood bowed, almost falling over but catching himself. Leaving the stage one of the Drunken ladies kissed him on the cheek.
Wolfwood came over to Vash. "Nice job" Vash said, and gave him a high-five. Vash groped for his drink. "Hey, where did my drink go?" Wolfwood smiled innocently at him. "Oh, was that YOURS?" Vash smiled and stuck his tongue out at him. Wolfwood sighed and tried to sit down in the chair next to Vash, but instead sat on a black lump. "MROOOOW!" the lump howled. "Uh... oops!" Wolfwood said. The Black Cat gave Wolfwood a dirty look and jumped into Vash's lap.
"Mr. Priest, You were awesome!" Milly yelled. "Yeah, you rule, Nick!" Meryl chimed in. "Oh, now I have a fan club!" Wolfwood said. "Just how drunk ARE you guys..." Wolfwood asked them. "Like you can talk!-hic-" Meryl exclaimed. "Oh yeah, that reminds me - When I went up there to request that song, I told the DJ that the short, black haired girl wanted to go after me!" Wolfwood said, smiling evilly at Meryl. Her eyebrows went up. "you WHAT!" She yelled.
TBC...
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Disclaimer: I do not own Britney Spears or her song, "Toxic".
and voila. I personally would enjoy seeing Wolfwood this drunk. He handles his alcohol pretty well, so I don't know it he would get THIS drunk, but oh well. I doubt I will put pt. III up, because it sucks. simple as that.but, if anyone really wants to read it, be sure to let me know. I need an ego boost!