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Chapter 2: Havoc with My Sisters
Me: (in my backyard watching the Dragoons play hot potato) Oh my gosh. You guys are really bad at this game.
Meru: Just because we've never played this game and you have doesn't mean that you have to make fun of us!
Me: Did I ask you your opinion, you hyper little person? No. I didn't think so.
Lavitz: (misses ball for the fortieth million time) I GIVE UP!
Marshall: FINALLY!
Lavitz: You wanna go, human kid?
Marshall: (snorts) I'll take you any day!
Lavitz: Okay, lets go! (gets out his spear thingy and gets in a fighting stance)
Marshall: (brings out a missile launcher and blows Lavitz's head off) WUUUAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: OO
Me: (to Kristin) remind me never to make him mad again.
Kristin: OO Will do.
Meru: (to Marshall) can I borrow your rocket launcher?
Marshall: Heck no! You'd blow yourself up!
Meru: Would not!
Marshall: Would too!
Meru: Would not!
Marshall: Would too!
Meru: Would—
Miranda: Both of you shut the fuck up! I'm tired of being the referee around here! Geez!
Me: Wow. You sounded like my mom for a second.
All: (nod) Amen.
(phone rings)
Me: (picks up phone) Hello?
Mysterious Caller: You will die in three days.
Me: Sorry, I think you got the wrong number.
MC: Really? Oops! My bad! Thanks for letting me know!
Me: No prob!
(phone goes dead, I put it back in the holder thingy)
Lloyd: Who was that?
Me: Dunno. Some guy who got the wrong number.
All: Rrright. Whateva.
Me: Seriously! He had the wrong number!
(phone rings)
Me: Hello?
Sami: Hey, Sara! We're commin' home!
Me: Okay! I'll see ya in a few.
Sami: Alrighty then!
Me: Oh and Sami?
Sami: Yeah?
Me: We have visitors. Don't ask.
Sami: oO ummm…okay.
Me: bye. (hangs up phone)
Kristin: Hey, Sara?
Me: ya?
Kristin: Just out of random curiosity, are you gonna bring Lavitz back?
Me: Sure. Why not. (raises hands and says something in another language, big green light flashes and Lavitz appears) There ya go.
Lavitz: whoa! That was fun! Do it again!
Me: (un-amused glare) No.
Lavitz: (pouts)
Albert: (wins at hot potato) Yes! The King wins again!
Zieg: Oh, shut up!
Kongol: (smashes ball) Kongol no like the potato that is hot! No more play!
ME: NNNOOOOO! YOU SMASHED MY BALL! (tackles Kongol) BALL KILLER!
All: (eating popcorn) Ooo! A snack AND a movie!
Me: (pulverizes Kongol's face) BASTARD! THAT WAS THE LAST HOT POTATO BALL I HAD!
Kongol: OO
All: OO
Kristin: You have a ball that is designated as your hot potato ball?
Me: (finishes pulverizing Kongol and washes hands) Well, duh. Don' t you?
All: oO nnnnoooooo.
Me: You guys are weird.
(car pulls up in driveway and parks on the edge of the concrete)
Me: Oh to joy. My siblings are home. Lovely.
Albert: WHAT! WHY DIDN' T YOU TELL ME! MY HAIR'S MESSED UP! (runs to the bathroom to fix his hair)
All: Ooookay. That was weird.
Kelleigh: (steps out of the driver's seat) Sara! We're home!
Me: NO WAY!
Sami: OH MY GOSH! HOW DID THEY GET HERE?
Me: To make a long story short, the Genie of the Play station Wishes sent them here because I accidentally asked him too.
Sami: Okay. Whatever.