Ah, yes the third chapter to my strange saga…..kind of like Star Wars…..
Chapter 3: My siblings plus one (take two)
Disclaimer: Yeah, don't own nothin'…except all the original stuff in here…
okay, here's the scene, the house is burning down ever so slowly, all the Dragoons are here, Kris, Marshall and I are all chanting to bring back the house, and this guy pulls up but no one notices
Me, Kristin, Marshall: chanting and spinning
All: Come on, bring back the friggin' house!
M, K, M: chanting and spinning
House: OKAY! I'M BACK NOW!
All: OMG! THE HOUSE CAN TALK!
M, K, M: fall over in exhaustion ow
Guy you don't know yet: Hey everybody!
Me: IAN!
Brian: SARA!
Sami: Brian! How'd you get here?
Brian: I drove.
Kelleigh: I think I remember you….you're one of Sami's friends aren't you?
Brian: Yep. And I'm her and Sara's brother.
Me: giggles yep!
All: Awww
Meru: lalalalalalalala
All: 00
Meru: Purple elephants in my strawberry patch keep the pink dragons away.
Me: Really?
Kristin: Yeah, Sara! Take advise from a crazy Wingly!
Me: frown Good point….
Kelleigh: So, the house came back.
Marshall: Yep! And so did someone else!
All: Oh dear god….
Shana: I'm bbbaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Me: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MARSHALL HOW COULD YOU!
Marshall: well…I do have the Almighty Author Powers….
Kristin: And we should take them from you!
Marshall: Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.
Kristin: That's the idea.
Sami: So, do you guys think that you could put them back into the game?
Kristin: I don't know, I feel a little drained. How about you, Sara?
Me: pointing at Shana DEMON! DEMON!
Kristin: umm…never mind….
Kelleigh: OKAY! WHO IN THE FUCK JUST TOUCHED MY BUTT!
Haschel: giggle
Kelleigh: turns into Goddess of the Sexy Demons YOU SHALL COWER WITH FEAR, MORTAL! I SHALL KILL YOU FOR THIS DISHONORMENT! fire envelops Haschel and he burns to death
Haschel: AAHHHH! dies
Me: holds up sign with a ten on it Ten outta ten, sista!
Kristin: I second that motion.
Marshall: Third.
Me: points at Marshall YOU! dives at Marshall
Marshall: OH CRAP!
Kristin: grabs me before I tackle Marshall No. Bad girl.
Me: I am NOT a dog.
Kristin: That's what you think.
Kelleigh: goes back to her human self Soooo….
Kristin: Don't start that again!
Sami: Umm…guys? We've got a talking house here! What are we gonna tell Mom and Dad?
Me: NO TELLING MOM AND DAD ANYTHING!
Kristin: I second that motion.
Me: You're doing a lot of that lately.
Kristin: You're being smart lately.
Me: You know, that's nice and hurts at the same time.
Kristin: Yeah, it is kind of a double whammy.
Me: I'll say.
House: I'm blue.
All: Yeah. So?
House: I hate blue. Change my color.
All: No.
House: NOW!
Me: Fine! House that I live in today, make this blue color go away! Change it to…
House: Crimson.
Me: a crimson hue, instead of this ugly blue!
big flash of gold light, the house turns crimson
House: I'm pretty!
All: Uh, huh. Whatever floats your boat.
House: Soooo…what am I doing here again?
Me: You're being a house. Duh.
Sami: Hello! Can we forget the house already and go back to our predicament?
Shana: What's a predicament?
Me: It's your DEATH!
Shana: Huh?
Me: DIE BITCH! runs and tackles Shana, holding her ankle and dangling her over the side of a nearby cliff
Marshall: NO SARA! DON'T DO IT! NNNOOOOOOO!
Me: Why not?
Marshall: Cause she's my favorite character!
Me: nearly drops Shana Better reason! Or she dies.
Marshall: Um……………………………………..
Me: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Marshall: NNNOOO!
Me: drops Shana
Shana: dies
Me: YES! FREEDOM!
Marshall: YOU BITCH! DIE!
All: AUTHOR FIGHT!
Just to annoy everybody, I'm gonna stop it there! Haha! If you want me to do these faster, then email me MORE! Get it? Got it? GOOD.
All: O.O
Me: Yeah. I know. I'm weird. You get used to it after awhile.