CITIZENS! LEND ME YOUR EARS!

Here's a shout-out to Golden Sun Dragon! You rock the house! No pun intended!

Now, I left off at the author fight, so here we go...DAMMIT! I FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER! AHH!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Hocha.

Chapter 4: The Author Fight

Marshall: YOU BITCH! DIE!

All: AUTHOR FIGHT!

Me: HOLY SHIT! WHO GAVE MINIMO A HAMMER!

Marshall: (chasing after me with a hammer) I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Me: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

All: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(So, while we are all running for our lives from a hammer-wielding crazy-man, something strange happens)

KABOOMMMMMM!

All: (stops running (even the hammer-wielding psychopath)) what the hell?

KAAABOOOMMM!

All: once again, what the hell?

KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAABBBBOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

All: OKAY, WE GET IT ALREADY!

(A shiny, blue sparkly comes out of nowhere and goes up to Kristin)

Kristin: (confused) Uh? What's with the doodad?

All: We dunno.

(Shiny thing lands on Kristin's shoulder and starts talking)

Doodad: Greetings, Mistress of the Darkness, I bring amazing news from Ze Underworld.

Kristin: (points at doodad in a confused manner) It talks.

Doodad: Yes, Mistress of the Darkness, I do. I bring splendid news from Ze Underworld.

Kristin: And it calls me 'Mistress of the Darkness'.

Doodad: Yes, Mistress of the Darkness, I do. I bring spectacular news from Ze Underworld.

Kristin: (looking at the doodad) What's your name, messenger thingy?

Doodad: My name is Thanh, Mistress of the Darkness. I bring—

All: SHUT UP!

Thanh: Mistress of the Darkness, I have brought this message from the Master of Darkness. He bids you good day and wishes that you would come to Ze Underworld one last time.

Kristin: Um...

Me: (gets a serious look on...for once...) You can't take Kristin anywhere. She belongs here, with her friends and family.

Thanh: But the Mistress of the Darkness has always belonged in Ze Underworld since the beginning of time.

Me: And when exactly did time begin?

Thanh: When Ze Underworld began.

Me: And when did Ze Underworld begin?

Thanh: (astounded and confused) ...I...I do not know!

Me: EXACTLY! And why is it called 'Ze' Underworld? Who named it that?

Thanh: The Queen of All Ze Underworld.

Me: Who is?

Thanh: (points to Sami) That is The Queen of All Ze Underworld.

Sami: No shit!

Thanh: No shit.

Marshall: So all these years I've been pissing off the Queen of All Ze Underworld?

All: You got that right, little man.

TO BE CONTINUED!