What would we all do if there was no more ice cream? Seriously, we'd all die from lack of frozen goodness...
Disclaimer: Don't own characters, but I own the places that aren't in the video game.
Chapter 6: I gotta go rescue who from the what-what!
Kristin and Me: (still dancing)
Sami: I am sooo confused! What's going on!
Random Person from the Crowd: Queen of All Ze Underworld! We are honored by your presence!
(music stops, everyone looks at Sami)
Kristin and Me: (still dancing)
All: Ya know, the music stopped.
Kristin: Oh. (stops dancing)
Me: (still dancing)
Kristin: (jabs me in the side with her elbow) Cut it out!
Me: . Fine.
Sami: So...um...occupants of Ze Underworld...how's it...um...going?
Me: (whispering to Kristin) Is that all she could think of? How's it going?
Sami: (glares at me) One more peep outta you, and I'm gonna—
Me: Gonna what? Stab me with your invisible sword!
Sami: (evil voice) Keep pushing it, little one, I dare you.
Kelleigh: Ahem! Sami, they're all staring at you still!
Sami: Rrrright. . I am so screwed.
(heavy metal band plays intro)
Guy with Microphone: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Others—
Sami, Kristin, Kelleigh, Me: Others!
GwM: The Master of Ze Underworld!
Kristin: Oh fuck.
(in comes a man dressed in all black, w/ eyeliner, white hair, a nice build, muscles, a trench coat, boots, blue eyes, a slight tan, and no smile)
Master of Ze Underworld: (to Sami) Welcome back, Oh Majestic One. We have long awaited your arrival. (looks over at Kristin) My Mistress, I welcome you. (bows to both of them)
Kristin: (to Me) I could get used to this...
Sami: What's your name, Master of Ze Underworld?
Master of Ze Underworld: My name is Blaze de Morte, if it pleases you.
Kristin: (grinning) Oh, it does!
Blaze: (one of those slow masculine smiles)
Me: (giggle)
Kristin: (glares at me) what?
Me: (giggle) nothing! Nothing!
Kristin: That's what I thought.
Kelleigh: If no one minds, I'm gonna take a look around...
All: Wave to the mailman!
Sami: I don't think they have mailmen down here...and you might get lost, so I would stay here.
Kelleigh: Good point.
Me: Actually, it was a little blunt...
Blaze: Flame Goddess, there is an urgent mission that you must do.
Rose: I don't like him. I don't like him at all.
Shana: Why?
Me: Because, she—OH MY FUCKING GOD! HOW DID YOU! WHEN!
Shana: I've been here the whole time...
Rose: (shakes head) Here we go again...
Me: gotta hold back, can't kill...her...can't do...it...gotta...refrain...
Kristin: uh oh. She's gonna blow...
Me: (screams at Shana) I'M GONNA ROAST YOU, YOU EFFING WHORE!
Shana: (blinks) ya know, this is getting kinda old...
Kelleigh: You should probably hide now, Shana. Sara's really pissed off.
Me: (eyes go gold, fire spurts from hands)
Shana: Naw, she's not that mad...
Kelleigh: (rubs forehead) You're the biggest dumb-fuck daughter of a pansy that I've ever known.
Sami: Maybe we should stop her...
Kristin: (tub of popcorn in her lap) No! This is the most entertainment I've had in about three minutes! You can't stop her now! It's getting to the good part!
Blaze: (drapes arm over Kristin's shoulders) I don't think the Flame Goddess actually cares about the mission I have for her. Oh well.
Kristin: You can't win em all, hot stuff.
Blaze: Hot stuff? (nods head and smiles) I like it.
Marshall: Ew. That's just gross.
Kristin: You can shove it up your butt for all I care, you kiss ass.
Marshall: I don't like you right now.
Me: (hair looks like fire) YOU'RE GONNA BURN! AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY THAT WAY, YOU STUPID LITTLE MALINGERER!
Shana: (looking a little worried) I don't like this...I really don't like this...
Kelleigh: What the hell is a malingerer?
Me: It's somebody who you waist time on.
Kelleigh: . OHHH! I get it now :)
Crowd: (chanting) Kill the bitch, kill the bitch!
Blaze: You do realize that if she's busy killing this woman, then the man Cerberus is attacking will die?
All: What man!
Me: (just about to kill Shana but stops) Do I know him? Is he hot? Why do I care again?
Blaze: (shrugs) He says he's the Queen's Wolven Minion, but I haven't seen him before.
Sami, Kristin, Kelleigh, and Me: OH MY GOD! KEATON!
Note from Sheniqua (AKA Kristin): Hallo every one, I am the mistress to a hottie. Even though Sami is the Queen. Ya know this story really got away from Tash beating the bejingle out of the Dragoons and Whatnots. Anyways, Kill Shana, Long Live Blaze, And all the fun stuff! huggles watch out the FUZZ is ALWAYS around! Sorry I have no Idea where that came from.
Don't mind Sheniqua, she's feeling quite random at the moment. Just read and enjoy her strange, but amusing, sense of humor. Oh and by the way, when I say Sheniqua is the Mistress of Ze Underworld, I don't mean that she's the village bicycle, or that she's someone's whore. Just thought that I might clarify. Thanks for reading! If you have any ideas, questions, comments, stuff like that, then just review me! I'll be glad to answer any questions you guys might have!