CHAPTER 1:LIFE
RENO: Life…is like a lemon. It's tough and it's sour.
RUDE: But lemons are all soft on the inside.
RUFUS: A lemon's peel isn't all that sour either.
TSENG: No… life is more like a… a… a… Margarita. Once you start drinking it, you want more, right? Well, once you start living, you want more. drinks his life analogy
RUDE: I don't like margaritas.
RENO: I think we're forgetting about the lemon analogy, aren't we?
ELENA: How about a… materia? Its round and comes in different colors.
RUFUS: Wow, that is a good analogy…
TSENG: Bartender! I want more life!
RENO: Life? Is that nonalchoholic?
ELENA: Life is like Rude's sunglasses!
RUDE: How?
ELENA: They get broken a lot, people die a lot!
RENO: No, we're talking about the meaning of life, not being alive or dead.
RUFUS: People don't get broken a lot.
ELENA: Rude's glasses do!
RUFUS: What do Rude's glasses have to do with anything?
RENO: Hey, where's Tseng?
RUFUS: Oh, geez…
RENO: What?
RUFUS: Its open mic night… cover your ears everyone…
RUDE: Why is he singing about life, lemons and margaritas?
ELENA: Is his suit supposed to be purple?
RUDE: Maybe he changed clothes.
RENO: Aren't we talking about life?
RUFUS: HEY! TSENG! IF I GIVE YOU A LEMON WILL YOU SHUT UP!
TSENG: LIFE, LEMONS AND MARGARITAS! slides on his knees to the edge of the stage. Starts to cry. Tries to stand up and falls off the stage
ELENA: Bartender? I would like an egg roll, please.
RUFUS: How random…
TSENG: Now that I have managed to get back up onstage, I wold like to tell you something: If life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell "Forget you! I wanted chocolate!"
CROWD: Appluase.
A/N: I need new subjects for them to talk about, so please suggest stuff in your reviews. Please don't kill me… yet.
CHAPTER 2
School and it's worth.
RENO: I hated school. I never thought it was worth anything. But, it does teach you how to act around authority, females, males, it's, friends and enemies. Also sometimes you learn new words off the bathroom walls.
RUFUS: I went to a private school. Hated it.
ELENA: High school was troublesome. Guys kept asking me out. I already had a boyfriend.
RENO; Hey, I didn't know.
RUDE: I liked gym class.
TSENG: I think schools are good. They teach kids stuff.
RENO: Good, but the kids hate it.
ELENA: Yeah, it hurts, but its good for em.
RUFUS: It hurt really bad.