I wasn't going to write more of this, but I was really bored. So enjoy. Like the first chapter, this was written with my friend, polar815.

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Sawyer woke up to the sun streaming into his tent and an intense feeling of nausea. He shot up and ran into the jungle, where he started to throw up. Charlie saw this and ran up to help him. "Are you okay, love?"

"Don't call me that!" Sawyer shouted. "I've cheated on you with everybody else on the island!"

"But-but-but-"

"Get a hold of yourself! I think I'm pregnant!" Sawyer said seriously, looking up at Charlie.

"Am I the father?"

"How the hell am I supposed to know? With my luck, it's probably the monster or the polar bear. God, I do not want to see what this child will look like. Oh my god! I think I'm going to find out whether I want to or not!" Sawyer screamed and clutched his stomach. "I think it wants out, now!"

"But you just got morning sickness! And we haven't even been here for two months!"

"I think I would know if I'm having contractions!" Sawyer grabbed Charlie's wrist and squeezed with all his might, letting out another scream.

"OW! Just bloody relax! I've been in this situation with Claire. You need to relax. Breathe. Heee Whooo Heee Whooo….Oh God I can't do this! I'm getting Jack!"

"Hell no! I don't want Jack delivering my baby!" But Charlie was already running towards the beach. "What did I do to deserve this?"Sawyer said to himself as another contraction occurred.

"Jack! Jack! Sawyer's having a baby!" Charlie screamed, running through the camp towards Jack.

"Charlie, give 'em to me," Jack said, holding out his hand.

"What the bloody hell are you talking about?"

"Your drugs, give 'em to me!"

"I'm not bloody high! I'm serious!"

"Wait, you're serious?"

"Isn't that what I just said?"

"You know what this means, don't you?" A wide grin spread across Jack's face. "I'm going to be a father!"

"Are you crazy? I'm the bloody father!" Charlie screamed out.

"You both are crazy!" Hurley said, walking up to them. "It's obviously mine!"

"No, it's mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Has he been sleeping with the entire camp?"

"I think he mentioned something about that." Charlie stared into space, thinking for a couple moments.

"Aren't we forgetting something?" Jack asked, scratching his head.

"Something to do with Sawyer, maybe?"

"Isn't he in labor right now or something like that?"

"Oh yeah!"

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"Holy crap, Charlie was telling the truth!" Jack called out as he saw Sawyer lying on the ground, clutching his protruding stomach, which had suddenly grown in the last 30 minutes.

"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a pregnant man before?" Sawyer snapped.

Jack shook his head, "Not that I recall. At least not in this particular fanfic."

"Could you please help me here?"

"Oh yeah."

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"Push!" Jack screamed.

"I am pushing!" Sawyer looked like he was ready to choke Jack. But with one last push, out came…"Michael?"

"What am I doing here?"

"Congratulations, Sawyer." Jack said. "You may be the 1290th man to have a baby on this site, but you are the first to give birth to an adult."

"Oh sure, Mr. Henry Gale," Michael called out. "If you follow the compass bearing you'll find rescue. That little lying cheating whore! I knew he was sleeping with Zeke! But what does that have to do with anything? Oh well.Hey Walt, you coming?"

"Yeah, just a sec!" came Walt's voice from inside of Sawyer. He then climbed out of him and stood beside his dad. "Why aren't we off the island?"

"Because Henry Gale deserves to die! I wish I had shot him when I got the chance."

"Why the hell were you inside me? And please don't tell me there's more."

"Well, we saw Jin while we were coming out, but I think he wants to stay in there."

"Oh no, he don't!" Sawyer yelled. "Jin, you may not speak English, but get the hell out of me!"

"Sawyer, I'm right here," Jin said, walking up to the group.

"You speak English?"

"I'm not speaking English. You're speaking Japanese. Oh wait, aren't I Korean? I mean, you're speaking Korean."

"What? I'm confused. Oh my god!" Sawyer screamed, then out popped Kate.

"Ooh!" Sawyer squealed. "Can I hold her?" he asked, reaching out his arms.

"No you sick pervert! Get the hell away from me!"

"Don't you talk that way to me, young missy! I am your father!"

"I'm pretty sure Skate is never going to happen now!" Jack exclaimed gleefully. "It's all Jate from here!"

THE END