As the story begins the lone sound of a fax machine is heard in the distance, okay it's jus down the hall but it sounded far off in the middle of the night. Keitaro ran to pick up the fax; he read it and had an excited grin on his face. He took of down the hall yelling.
"Hey Naru, Kendo girl, Mitsune anyone!" He yelled trying to find someone. He opened the door to Naru's room without a second thought.
Naru was changing and had on nothing but a pair of panties when he burst in, she turned to and saw Keitaro with a smile on his face. "GET OUT!" She screamed before giving him a gift fist to the face.
He lay on the floor outside of the room until the other girls rolled him into the lounge."Now what was it that was so important that you'd risk a fist in the face?" Mitsune asked with a hint of lust in her voice.
Keitaro sat up and grinned "My male cousins are coming to stay for a while." He said happily.
"Too bad you are the only male who can stay here." Said Auntie Haruka. Keitaro handed his aunt the fax and the cigarette dropped from her lips. "They are coming to live here." She said as he calm and cool demeanor returned. "Kano and Gene Yukimura, strange names." All the girls complained and protested about having another Keitaro around.
"When do they get here auntie Haruka?" Keitaro asked as the protest died down. She read over the fax and said
"In fifteen hours, they are coming from the other side of the planet." Answered Haruka They all headed back to bed and slept until the next morning.
As the day began a knock on the door woke everyone and brought them downstairs. "Who the heck is pounding wood this early in the morning?" Shinobu said as she came down the steps. Laughter was heard on the other side of the door.
"Will someone answer the door.?" Asked an already agitated Motoko as she tightened her sash. Naru took a deep breath and opened the door. Two boys stood at the door, one with sun glasses and long red hair, the other with green hair and an orange hoodie.
"Hello and welcome to Hinata inn." Keitaro said happily. The boy with the sunglasses looked at Keitaro with a confused look on his face. The other just shook his head.
"My name is Gene and this is my brother Kano, I am the younger brother." Said the shorter one.
"What's wrong with your brother?" Asked Mitsune.
Kano turned to face her and spoke. "My Japanese isn't that well." He struggled to say. "The more you spill, the more I die." Everyone but Keitaro broke out laughing. "He meant speak and learn." Motoko said sternly.
As the day went along everything was alright until Naru spoke to the boys alone. "Let's get to the point; I don't want you here, in fact no one does. So do what I say and we won't have a problem." Naru said shaking her fist to Kano so he could understand without a translator.
"Now you little perverts get to your chores." She whirled around on her heel and walked away.
"What's got her panties in a bunch?" Kano asked scratching his head.
"Don't know, maybe she thinks we are like the land lord." Said Gene after finishing off a Twinkie.
Naru dove back into the room and delivered a powerful kick like she would have done if it was Keitaro but didn't expect Kano to catch her leg. "I was just testing your reflexes." She said with a fake smile.
Later that night dinner was made and served by Kano in a pink apron. "Nice apron did your mom buy it for you?" Mitsune joked. Kano turned to face the older woman, she ignored his icy glare and picked up her glass to take a sip of juice.
"Don't joke like that, we don't dishonor your family, don't dishonor ours." Gene warned her. Mitsune shrugged and got up from the table. Kano's glare pierced the air and stopped Mitsune in her tracks. His eyes were blood red and focused on the woman.
"Our mother passed and we were taken in and told we'd be treated with kindness; what a crock of shit." Kano said in English tossing the apron on the floor. He cleared the table and washed the dishes in silence. The others left the boys alone to calm down. When it was time to sleep the two brothers were so tired they fell asleep at the bottom of the steps.
The next morning a scream came from the bathroom as Motoko chased Keitaro down the hall with sword in hand. She caught him and held her blade to his throat.
Kano and Gene were upset that they were woken up and got up to help their cousin. "Hey kendo girl, bad move." Kano said pulling out an antique six shooter. He fired a shell and knocked the wind out of her.
"You are lucky that I swore on my mother's grave never to kill." said the enraged sibling. The other girls came out to see Motoko lying on the floor, clutching her side. Naru blinked as she saw a huge bruise form on the sword woman's side.
"What the hell did you shoot her with?" Naru said stomping over to Kano. She took the gun from his hand to see what he shot her friend with; she pulled a bullet from the chamber to find they were made of sponge.
"She is going to be in pain for a while but she won't try and kill him until then." Gene said bluntly. Naru growled in anger and marched off with Kano's gun in hand. She put it away for safe keeping.
Gene and his brother went to the rain station with Keitaro and the in disguise Naru. "Why are you two here?" asked a very confused Keitaro. Kano rolled his eyes. "Me and my brother are trying to get into Tokyo University; no duh cousin." Gene said as the commuter train pulled into the station.
As they boarded the train Naru stood far from them not wanting the two brothers to find out who she was. Neither Kano nor Gene said a thing until lunch. Naru sat down and studied but as she did her stomach growled. "Here woman, you can't starve for your grades." Kano said as he fed her his homemade octopus balls.
"Thanks, I owe you one." She said through a mouth full of food. A fight between two boys broke out behind them and a boy hit Naru in the back of the head. She wanted to get up and deal with them but was stopped when Gene placed a small hand on her shoulder.
"We'll handle this, don't hate us too much." He said with a wink. He rushed past the boys and all that was heard was the clink of metal against metal, then the boys' pants fell.
"What the hell?" The two boys yelled together. They picked up Gene and began to throw him to and fro.
"First you fight, then you hit an innocent girl, and now you are throwing my brother around, aegis-ender." He growled delivering well placed chops to their necks and letting them collapse on the floor.
After the school day is over Gene and Kano walked the girl to the train station. "I'm sorry." said Gene to his brother.
"I don't care how sorry you are; give them here." commanded Kano holding out his hand. Gene relinquished four swords and huffed. Naru was amazed at how he kept those swords in his hoodie, even more impressed because he was only three foot seven inches tall.
"How is your head?" Gene asked as he parted her hair. A goose egg of a lump had formed on her head.
"Gene, may I please have an ice pack?" Kano asked his brother. The smaller brother fumbled around with his hoodie before handing his brother an ice pack. Gene sat the girl down on the steps leading up to Hinata inn. He gently placed the pack to her lump and laid her head to his chest. She drifted off to sleep before protesting to her treatment.
"She's cute and all but we've got to get her home." Gene said to his brother.
Kano smiled at the girl and gently to wake her. "Wake up Ms. Narusegawa." He said his voice as smooth as lake water in the winter. Her eyes fluttered open and she saw she was in Gene's warm embrace.
"How did you figure it out?" She asked with her head snuggled into the boy's belly. She looked up in a daze as the world slowly came into view.
"One: Your hips have a distinct swivel to them when you get mad, Two: Your hands still smell of gun powder from when you took my gun." Explained Kano.
"Now get inside and rest." Naru reached and pulled herself up using Kano's braid; he winced in pain as she wrapped her arms around his neck.
"That was my bloody hair, you bitch." Kano thought as he locked his fingers under her ass for balance.
"I'm not comfortable with where this is gonna lead." Naru said as they climbed the long staircase. As they entered the inn Mitsune and Shinobu came running into the room, knocking Kano and Naru down. They shook the daze off and Kano turn red as a beet when Naru was hip to hip with him. He pushed Naru off his lap as his nose began to bleed.
"Dude she isn't worth the nose bleed." Gene said as he held a tissue to his brother's nose. Naru got up with a huff but smiled as she walked up to her room, see as she owed Kano one.
Later that night the two brothers sat in the hot spring as Kano washed his brother."Why are you acting like mom?" Gene asked his brother. "You even pulled your hair back to look like her." Kano didn't answer, he just continued to wash his brother. Gene looked into the older male's eyes, his eyes shifted from serene blue to danger yellow.
"Can I join you Motoko?" Naru said as she stepped into the water. Naru's eyes drifted upward as she relaxed. After a few minutes Naru started to wonder why the person next to her wouldn't talk. She slipped on her glasses and Looked closely at Kano and Gene who were sitting there with their eyes closed.
"Get out of here!" She screamed at the boys. Gene pulled off her glasses and the boys left. Nothing was mentioned the next morning as everyone gathered for breakfast.
The older Yukimura had gotten up before everyone and made a grand Saturday morning breakfast. "For breakfast we have: Bacon and scrambled egg stir fry, curry omelet wraps, sausage pancake bombers; Gene wait for me to finish; and fresh squeezed orange juice." Kano said as he dragged the girls back into the dinning room. They had looks of disgust as they took a bite only to find it was full of flavor.
"Hey Motoko, is it okay if I hang out with you today?" Gene asked the swords woman. Motoko's face twisted into an evil scowl.
"Never! I don't need you anywhere near me." She said grabbing her sword as she took Su and Shinobu with her. Gene followed them as they ran out the door.
"I wonder, what she has against me?" He said as he hopped a fence.
The girls were surrounded by a bunch of high school boys looking for love in all the wrong places. Motoko stepped up with her sword ready. There were too many of them they held Su and Shinobu out of her reach. A scream distracted her and a chain blindsided her and ripped the sword from her hands with the backlash.
"Damn, at least tell me what you are going to do to us." Motoko said in defeat. The boys laughed as they saw Gene squaring up with one of the boys.
With a powerful kick, a tiny pebble flew through the air like a bullet and broke the boy's jaw. "I may not have Kano's guns, but I'm still quicker than the human eye." Gene said slicing down three more boys with invisible blades.
The last few boys held Motoko as they were still trying to get some action from her. She screamed as a knife sliced open her top and soon after her bra.
Gene ran toward the scream and put his full body weight into a punch; the male attacker leaned back and threw Gene over him. "Damn, I'm too light." He said as the boy got back up and roared with anger. Shinobu and Su tackled the boy as he turn to face Gene.
"Aegis-ender!" Gene yelled as he once again threw his weight into a punch but this time he launched himself from a stone pillar and connected with both fist to a boy's nose. The last of the boys ran off and dropped Motoko who had found her sword. With a mighty swing she cut the air and sent them crashing through a brick wall.
"Motoko, we have to get you home." Gene said as he turned to see the swordswoman in all her glory. His nose began to bleed, but her still helped her back to the house to change. After she changed clothes she gave him a knee to the chest before walking off.
"And here I saved your life." He said holding his throbbing chest. She shot him a faint smile and turned to walk away.
They walked around showing Gene the sites and pulling him like a doll. (Mostly Su and Shinobu, but Motoko was thankful for his help.)
"I say we need ice cream, I'll buy." Gene said holding Motoko's hand. She wanted to pop him one, but she also wanted to kiss him.
"How old are you Gene, eleven or twelve, maybe?" She asked as they walked into a sundae shop. They sat at the table before he answered.
"I'm actually fifteen, but I'm just short." He said letting go of the young woman's hand. The three girls sat on one side leaving Gene on his own.
"I hate you so much, you are so weak." Motoko said with a huff. Gene smiled and chuckled.
"If that's true then why are your feet caressing my legs?" He asked as the foot started to massage his lap. Motoko looked at Shinobu and whispered in her ear, shortly afterwards the foot withdrew from his lap. "Shinobu, Su, please get us some ice cream." said Gene handing the girls some money. As the walked off Motoko looked more stressed.
"You hate to be around me don't you?" He asked placing a hand on her knee. She grabbed the hilt of her sword and asked him to move his hand. Gene moved his hand and slipped under the table nibbling on a Twinkie.
"I just hate perverts and you happen to be in that category." She said to the hiding Gene. He gently kissed her inner thigh as he pulled her hips closer, her face turned red as his lips to the fabric of her panties. Motoko was slightly aroused and began running her fingers through his hair as her heart began to pound like a drum. She snapped out of it and at the sudden realization of what she was doing she screamed.
"Get away from me!" She screamed in anger before kicking him from under the table.
"And here I thought you liked me." Gene said as he stood up. Shinobu and Su walked back to see the boy and girl with blades to each other's throats.
"Ms. Aoyama, Mr. Yukimura, please stop fighting." Shinobu said with tears in her eyes.
"Not until he dies!" She exclaimed press the block in anger. "Get him Motoko!" Kalloa said as she hung from a light fixture.
"Rule one: Never force a block," Gene said throwing her to the side "Rule two: A woman shows respect and cleans house." Motoko snatched an ice cream cone and shoved it in the boy's face. He pushed it off and cleaned his face with a napkin.
"That's it; I guess I'm not wanted here." Gene said as he exited the shop. When he exited the shop the others were close behind Shinobu and Su between the two hotheaded sword wielders.
As they entered Hinata inn they saw two Narus sitting and studying except one had red hair the other brown. "Kano, Why are you in a skirt?" asked the younger brother. Kano shrugged.
"Cause I don't have to wear pants." He said with a large cat like grin. He did Naru justice and acted more like a girl than she did. "I'm going to sing you a song." He said pulling a wireless microphone from behind his back. He began to sing weird Al's Ugly girl in Naru's voice. After he finished everyone was speechless. "Um, thank you for listening?" He said before sitting down. Mitsune slid him a glass of sake and winked. The night was filled with singing, dancing, and a drunken Kano.
At about two a.m. Gene, Kano, and Mitsune were the only ones still awake. "I like you two, but only as friends." Said the older woman, her would slurred in her drunken state.
"I don't care; I'm not sleeping with you." Kano said equally drunk. Mitsune took both young males by the hand and placed them to her chest. Gene moved his hand and pulled his brother's back too.
"Just leave us alone, I'm underage and he is to drunk." Gene snapped at the fox-like woman. She seemed upset but was understanding for about two seconds.
"Go to bed, and don't come back." Said Mitsune. He did as he was told and headed upstairs. She began to kiss and lick Kano as she pinned him down on his back.
"Mitsune, get off; I don't want you or any other girl here." He said as he held her away from his body.
"I'm actually scared of women." Mitsune wanted to argue but instead she sauntered to her room. "I hate my life but I'm the only one who can live it." He said taking another swig of sake before getting up to go to bed.
Gene sat on his bed looking at a family photo. "Why did she have to go?" Asked the small boy.
"It was her time, but we can't be sad forever." Kano said as he pulled on his pajamas.
The two boys slept until woken up the next morning by Keitaro. "Hey, Gene, Kano: Time to clean house." Keitaro said dressed in cleaning clothes.
Gene picked up two brooms and two mops. "I got the hall ways and windows." He said walking off.
"Then I've got the hot springs and the bathroom." Keitaro said heading out. Kano sat and thought trying to think of something to do. "I'll go clean the lounge and the bathrooms." He said pulling his hair into a bun and tossing a hat over it.
They cleaned for hours before the others got back, the inn sparkled like the early morning sun. The girls just went up to their rooms to lay down and soon after five screams emanated from their rooms. They came running into the lounge where Kano was busy sorting and folding clothes.
"Why are you folding my underwear?" Naru screamed before delivering a hard right-cross to his jaw. He went skidding across the floor but just got up and went back to folding.
"I'll let that one go Ms. Narusegawa, but I guess that marked me as a pervert." Kano said handing each girl a basket. The women all nodded in agreement.
"You come here pretending to be Keitaro's family but I only see two perverts." She said bringing all three males into the conversation.
"Your mother and father must have been dead beats."
Kano's eyes shifted from calm blue to blood lust red. She had just crossed a serious line.
"I've had it, you women are impossible to live with!" Gene yelled. "We got a drunk, a crazy sword woman, a cry baby, a mad monkey girl and last of all a half-blind, foul mood having, self centered harpy. I won't say who that last one was, cough Naru cough." Kano said flipping the bird.
Before anyone could swing Keitaro stepped in and pulled the two males from the room. "What the hell is your problem?" Keitaro asked his cousins. "You went into their rooms and washed their dirty clothes.
Kano just huffed and he and his brother went to their room and stayed there not bothering to come down for dinner. Late that night a light knock was heard at their door. "You get it Gene, I'm too tired." Kano said in his half-sleep state. The younger brother got up to open the door and Shinobu was standing there with a plate of food in her hands.
"Would you like to eat me… I mean eat with me?" She said with a red glow about her face. He invited her in and ushered her out to the balcony. As they were standing there a warm breeze lifted her nightgown, Gene's face grew red at the sight of the girl's panties. She took his hands and placed them to her hips under the nightgown.
He let his fingers trace the edges of her panties and was a little surprised that she hadn't tensed up. "Gene, I think we could start going out together, I mean would you like to go out with a cry baby?"
He placed his hands to her back and held her close. "You aren't the only cry baby." He said as he placed his lips to hers. She let herself sink into his bed as she felt he was not going to let her go for the night. She fell asleep as he hummed a light tune that had always made him feel better.
As the new morning dawned Mitsune was pounding at Shinobu's door wondering why she wasn't answering.
"What the hell is your problem?" Gene yelled down the hall. Mitsune looked into the room and saw Shinobu getting dressed. She barged in and picked her friend, dragging her from the room.
"You aren't allowed to be alone with him." Mitsune said as Shinobu pulled away.
"Great, I have Romeo and Juliet syndrome." Gene said as he threw on some clothes.
"Lucky you, I can't even see myself with a girl; I'm a natural born loser." Kano said from his bed. Down stairs Motoko was readying things for her training leave.
"Koalla please stay with the younger Yukimura." Motoko said leaving out the door. Su shrugged and went to find Gene. He was sitting in the lounger watching TV eating lava-like curry.
"Why are you eating that? I thought you only at twinkles." Su said as she hang from a ceiling fixture. Gene looked up at Su who was only inches from his face.
"They are called Twinkies, not twinkles." He said correcting her. Su dropped from the ceiling onto his lap and took the curry. "Her body is warm and small like Shinobu's." Gene thought d as she hang from a ceiling fixture. Gene looked up find Gene. ave. "ting dressed. She barged in and picked her friend, d.
Shinobu walked into the room and saw Su sitting and facing Gene, her hips grinding against his as she dodged his curry grabbing hands.
"You aren't as comfortable as Motoko." She said delivering a powerful flip kick to the boy's mandible bone. He flew and hit the wall, with a surge of pain going through his arm he got up and went after Shinobu.
"It wasn't what it looked like; she is only over me like that 'because Motoko left." He said explained holding his arm as it was still hurting. He slid his arms around her waist and pressed his fore head to the back of her neck.
"Okay, that makes sense now that I think about it." Shinobu said softly, "But I'm use to being let down." Gene placed a finger to her lips to silence here.
"I may let you down but I'll never drop you." Gene said with his lips to her neck.