Of Those Deceived By The Rat

Title: Pre-Prom

Author: rabid-yaoi-fangirl101

Pairing: Haru/Kyou

Word Count: 363

Rating: PG-13

Genre: Humor/Romance

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, and sadly, I don't think I ever will.

"Hey Kyou-koi! Come here!" Haru yelled to his boyfriend who was currently downstairs. A few moments of silence passed and his Kitty soon burst into their shared bedroom.

"What?"

"Your clothes for tonight. You like?" he motioned toward the red garment on the bed. Kyou just stared at it.

"Well, try it on." Kyou remained silent.

"Come on, Kyou. Put it on."

"Hell no!" the older boy finally spoke.

"You told me that you would wear whatever I picked out for you."

"I didn't think that it would be a dress!" Kyou glared daggers at the offending garment on the bed, hoping that it would somehow spontaneously combust.

"Just put it on."

"No." the red-head (orange-head?) stated simply, crossing his arms like a spoiled child.

Haru sat down and sighed. "Kyou, you suck…and not in the good way…at least not now. Maybe later."

The Cat-cursed rolled his eyes. "You're hilarious."

"I know." Haru stood up and embraced the older boy from behind. "You're so lucky to be with someone as funny and sexy as me." He flicked his tongue over his boyfriend's ear and earned a shiver in response. Kyou whimpered when Haru moved away.

"Now put the dress on." This was more of an order than a suggestion.

"I already told you! No!"

"Alright, but there will be consequences. If you don't, you're not getting any for…let's make it three weeks."

Kyou's eyes widened and then narrowed. "You wouldn't dare."

"Watch me." Kyou could tell that the Ox-cursed was on the verge of turning Black.

"You bastard! I'm in heat and you know it!"

"So?"

"You wouldn't be able to make it three weeks." There wasn't much fight left in the uke's voice.

"We'll see about that…"

The older boy sighed in defeat. "I'll put the damn dress on." This earned Kyou a pat on the head.

"That's a good Kitty."

(A/N) A little OOC, I know, but I hoped you liked it anyways! Feedback and requests are much appreciated!