Of Those Deceived By The Rat

Title: Haru's Plan

Author: rabid-yaoi-fangirl101

Pairing: Haru/Kyou

Word Count: 342

Rating: R

Genre: Humor/Romance

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, and sadly, I don't think I ever will.

Notes: Just a warning, my friend that read this found it pretty disturbing. I can't imagine why…

Hatsuharu had a…well, let's just all it a thing. He wanted to make it with Kyou in every room in the house. Kyou, though, knew nothing about Haru's plan. However, he did find it quite odd when the younger boy suggested that they do it in Shigure's room. And in Yuki's room. And on the front porch. (How they managed to pull that one off without getting caught, no one knew.)

The only room left for the couple to christen in the house was Tohru's room.

At first, Kyou objected to the idea. He knew damn well that if she ever found out that it would eternally scar her virginal mind. Somehow, Haru, with his manipulative ways, convinced the Cat-cursed to give in.

It was Saturday afternoon and Tohru was out shopping with her friends. Haru saw it as the perfect time to use her room.

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The two were happily going at it, Haru repeatedly pounding into the body below him. They both were being as quiet as possible, as the other occupants of the house (excluding Tohru) were just downstairs.

Kyou was nearing his peak when Tohru entered the room and threw her bag on the floor by the door. Her brand new iPod was blaring in her ears and she was lip-syncing passionately-with her eyes closed- to the song that was currently playing. The boys in the room, though, were completely oblivious to the world around them and failed to notice the intruder.

Tohru, exhausted from her long day of shopping, flopped onto her bed and the two that occupied it. There was a puff of smoke and for the first time, the girl noticed that she wasn't alone. When she realized what position the now Cat and Ox were in, she panicked and ran out of the room.

Needless to say, this left Kyou in a very uncomfortable position, as Haru was now more than ten times his size.

Kyou screamed. "Fuck, Haru! Get it out!"

In the end, this whole ordeal did eternally scar Tohru's virginal mind.

(A/N) Very sorry about the lack of updates. Damn summer homework's got me working my ass off. Plus, I've had major writer's block, so requests are much needed and appreciated at this point. Reviews are also appreciated!