Last Chapter: Like I said before…if looks could kill, Michael Kelso would already be dead.

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I'm weird. That's the only way to put it. I wanted to be mad at Kelso. I enjoyed beating on him, but then again, who doesn't? I wanted to hate him forever. He freaking stole my girlfriend. The only thing was that I wasn't mad at him.

I knew I had caused Lena to ultimately go to Kelso, which made me angry just thinking about it, but after I thought about it I wasn't angry anymore. I guess I okay with it because it cause me to meet Jackie.

Jackie was something that I feel helped me. She's got more to deal with that I do, and it made me think about what was important. Kelso ended up with my girl wasn't going to be the end of the world. I look around and still see the world, the basement, and the conniving government in all its glory. Everything is still going on. Nothing stops.

After I realized this I stopped feeling anything about my situation and I noticed things a little more. I would have thought that something as small as a break up wouldn't cause a major eye opener, but I can be wrong something. It's not often that I'm wrong, but when it does happen, it's a large mistake.

I think that's why Donna was so angry with me because she knew it wasn't a big deal. She's met Jackie and all her wonderful Jackie-ness. I know that she knows what's going on. Maybe, if I play my cards right, Jackie will come by the basement occasionally.

Wait, I thought about this and now it seems like a bad idea. I've seen Kelso drop girls no reason. And then there's Fez. He can't be trusted with anything. It's quite sad seeing the two of them everyday in their horrible, stupid ways, but it's there. It's always there.

I dunno, I think I'm just freaking out, but I do know that I would like to see more of Jackie. It's weird how strong the sensation is. It's actually scary wanting to see her all the time, every day, and right now. Her face was haunting me.

This sounds pathetic, but I think I'm falling for Jackie. Naw, that can't be right. I, Steven Hyde, don't fall for anyone. They fall for me. That's like some scientific law or something. This is all so confusing.

To stop myself from thinking anymore, I got up and walked out of my room. Donna and Eric were on the couch and I guess Kelso had left. I sat down in my chair and nodded their way. They were watching me, but I don't care. I focused on the television. Anything to keep from thinking was good.

I focused so hard that I lost myself in the television and slowly started to drift in my thoughts. Gilligan's Island was on…I'm like an island…why doesn't he just swim…why can't I just find someone who I can stick with…but then he might get eaten by sharks…I don't want to go through the trouble of breaking up….

My thoughts were dangerous and started to swarm inside of me. I can't shake them. They're too strong. Zen can't save me now. I knew what I needed to do. I didn't want to because I'm Steven Hyde, badass of Point Place. I'm a badass and I need a girlfriend.

I need someone to take my mind off of Jackie, Lena, Kelso and Love in general. I got up and shuffled out the door, taking care to get up the steps. I got into my car and shook my head, still weary from the hospital drugs. I figured I was well enough to drive and peeled out of the driveway. I need someone and I need 'em now.