A/N: Hi this is my first FFVII fic and I absolutely love the game and the movie and I absolutely love Sephiroth even though I know he would chop me up in an instant Sweatdrop Anywaz this fic is a bunch of drabbles of the clones and maybe some other people so here's the first drabble! R&R please!
One day Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz were forced to watch Sephiroth's black chocobo. Kadaj was sitting on the table glaring at it the black bird was staring right back at it, "That thing has a staring problem." Goes to pet it but it suddenly bites him, "Ow! Violent little thing."
Yazoo sat on the couch putting his feet on the table, "Your the one who kept glaring at it, I would bite you too if I was that little evil black thing that is now staring at me and I don't know why."
Loz sat crossed legged on the floor staring at it, "How'd we get stuck watching Seph's chocobo again?"
Kadaj folded his arms pouting, "Remember he had to go do things for mother." Does little finger thing.
"Wait but isn't mother just a head?" Loz asked.
"That's what I said and he hit me in the head with his sword. I hate that thing it's frickin long."
"That's probably why he went to go do stuff for her, because she can't exactlly go anywhere." Yazoo said copying Kadaj's finger thing.
Suddenly the little black chocobo ran off somewhere no where to be found, Kadaj instantly stood up looking around the room.
"Where'd it go!" He asked half-shouted totally freaking out about the situation.
"I don't know why don't you go look for it sherlock." Yazoo told him he was getting really annoyed.
"Your not even worried!"
"Um...no?"
"Ah man what do we do! Mother will be pissed when she finds out we lost her favorite son's black chocobo! Not to mention what Seph will do!"
"I don't know why your getting all worked up over this I think your taking this a little to seriously."
"Well duh! Didn't you see what mother did to Seph when he came home drunk and was totally out of it!"
Yazoo thought about it for a moment, "You have a point." He said getting up and throwing pillows all over the place trying to fine the little black bird.
About two hours later the three clones had no luck in finding the chocobo they looked everywhere the sat exhausted amongest turned over couchs and chairs and pillows inbetween.
Not long after they head the door open, all three of them look to the door wide eyed knowing who it was their big bro.
Sephiroth looked around the room and stared at them, "Who made the mess?"
Yazoo and Loz pointed to Kadaj, "KADAJ DID IT!" They both yelled.
"I don't care who the hell did it just tell me what happened! Where is Shadow you guys were suppossed to be watching him!"
"Uh well bro that's the problem...that's why the room is so messy...we were looking for it." Kadaj said shaking a little.
Seph raised an eyebrow, " Did you tell mother?"
"NO!" The three clones shouted in unison.
"Mother your little sons have something to say."
"Uh mother...we uh kinda lost Seph's black chocobo...hehehe heheh is there a problem with that?" Kadaj asked.
"BOY'S!" Jenova shouted from her perch on the kitchen counter.
"WE'RE SORRY MOTHER!" They all screamed not wanting to die at such a young age.
Seph felt something rub against his leg he looked down to see Shadow, "Oh there you are!" He picked up the little black chocobo, "Where'd you run off to?"
Kadaj glared at it, "That stupid thing is what caused us all this trouble!"
"KADAJ!" Jenova screamed. Suddenly Kadaj found himself flying out the window.
A/N: So that was the first drabble how was it you love you hate tell me. either way R&R!