Alright, for those of you who wanted more...here you go. For those of you following my other fanfics...I have writer's block. I promise, though, that by the time this story is finsihed, both my others will have at least 1 more chapter!
Disclaimer:I don't own Danny Phantom...and even if I did, not that much would be different, really.
"Gah!" Danny yelled, sitting straight up in his bed.
He looked around, seeing his bed, his model spaceship, his family photo that he treasured so much…at least, recently.
He let out a breath, lying down again. –Just another dream…- he thought to himself. –Another one so similar to the first…and the 2nd, and 3rd…and the 17th!-
This was only the latest in a series of dreams with a song in them. Sometimes the dreams were sad, sometimes happy, sometimes they didn't mean anything, occasionally they were symbolic, and Danny had a suspicion that once in a blue moon, they would be psychic. He chalked it all up to ghost powers.
That was another thing most of the dreams had in common. His parents would find out he was half ghost. Dream Danny never got to see their reaction. Real-world Danny almost never did. Even then, he could never be sure.
He looked at the clock. 9:35 AM. For once, his bad dreams had gotten him up at a decent hour. Even so, he yawned, exhausted from the plague of ghost attacks that had been streaming through town. That's why there was no school today, and Danny Fenton was finally getting a well-deserved break from real life.
Whoosh…
Danny watched as the stream of blue energy escaped from in between his lips. Then his face became serious. "I'm Going Ghost!" he shouted, standing up in bed. Two rings of brilliant white light, starting at his waist, separated from each other, revealing the hero underneath.
Danny Phantom was not getting a break. Soaring into the sky, phasing through the roof, Danny scanned the skies, looking around for whatever ghost had threatened the town now.
Said ghost was Desiree, the beautiful, sexy, smart, charming, and evil wish-granting genie. She was doomed to wander earth for all eternity, granting any wish anyone pleased. Growing jealous of other's freedom, she started to make sure that any wish anyone made would turn upon them. She quickly found out that this helped her pleasure factor immensely, and when she was happy, she grew in power. Or at least, that's what she thought.
Now she was free of that accursed Ghost Zone for another wish-granting binge. But she needed a plot behind it; otherwise the Phantom kid would find a way to stop her. Well, right now, she was busy formulating a plan, and didn't happen to notice she was sailing above the ghost boy's home. She did notice Danny, though, and disappeared before he noticed her. –I have to find a way to get out of here!- she thought.
SCREEEECH!
-And, right on cue,- she almost actually said out loud as she smirked, and as the Fenton RV drove into the driveway (more or less…), knocking over the mailbox on the way. Maddie and Jack, the infamous ghost hunters leapt out and, only seeing Danny, jumped to the conclusion he was there to hurt their family. Jazz followed, a grimace on her face and a hand on her forehead, wincing internally at the fact her parents were unknowingly hunting her brother…again.
"Eat hot plasma, ghost scum!" Fenton/Phantom's dad yelled, as he shot the bazooka he was holding at his son. Maddie pulled her ghost-pulverizing laser-powered double-bladed Fenton Sword out of her belt, which, unbeknownst to her, was just sexy enough to encourage a nearby late-teen onlooker to give a wolf-whistle. Shortly after Danny and Desiree, who was still invisible, dodged the blast, a bright light and the scream of a teenage boy came from the nearby sidewalk, followed by a bellow of "She's married, punk!"
Danny, Desiree, Jazz, and Maddie all smacked their foreheads at how predictably unpredictable that last happening was. The world must have taken a wrong turn at Randomness Drive or something in the past few months. And the fact that everyone had adjusted to this, made it all the worse.
-Light bulb!- Desiree suddenly screamed inside her head, phasing into the roof. But Danny heard the small sound phasing made, and saw a small blue flash of light. He quickly followed the mystery-to-him-but-not-to-us ghost down through one, two, three floors…wait, the third floor was the basement, and his parent's lab.
"Oh, crud!" Danny shouted. With all the anti-ghost equipment in his parent's lab, any ghost with access to it could destroy pretty much any other ghost. He looked around the lab urgently, looking for something to appear. His parents, who had just gotten downstairs, assumed, of course, that the Ghost Boy was looking for a weapon to fight back with.
For once, even Jack realized that Inviso-Bill didn't know they were here, and they could get in the first attack, and get the advantage. Jazz, also realizing he realized it, pretended to sneeze and alerted Daniel to their presence.
"Look, you don't have much time! There's an evil ghost here, trying to steal your equipment!" shouted Danny.
"Yeah, and we're lookin' at him!" yelled his mom, readying her weapon.
"Now, where have I heard that before?" said Danny, sarcastically, as he evaded another bazooka blast. "Look, you two need to listen to me, just this once!"
"So you can trick us into leading you to our son, and finish us all off at once? No way, ghost freak!" hollered Jack. "Of, course we don't actually know where is…" Jack said in a much quieter voice. Then he went back to bellowing. "But that doesn't matter!
"1," replied Danny, "I already where your son is. He's at the Nasty Burger, getting lunch, and 2) I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM, OR ANY OF YOU!"
"Yeah, right!" yelled Jack and Maddie, scoffing, then getting on the ready for battle.
"Grr!" grumbled Danny, irritated beyond belief. "Would you listen to me? I'm NOT evil! I think I proved that enough! Gah! I'm just so-I-I just wish…"
-Here it comes!- screamed Desiree in her own head.
Suddenly, Danny Phantom fell to the floor, clutching his head. His parents were still on guard, thinking it a ploy. Suddenly, the half ghost shot a plasma blast form his hand, hitting Desiree against the wall and exposing her at the same time.
"What?" she said, "How did you know I was here?'
"To be honest," the superhero replied, "I don't know."
Jack shouted something along the lines of, "Face of the fury of the Fenton Ghost Gloves!" then charged toward them at high speed, gaulents out stretched. Danny, without turning, rolled his eyes, and made a wish.
"I wish he would slip on a banana peel, hit his head, and go unconscious, but be injured in no other way whatsoever."
"So you have wished it," Desiree responded, shooting a beam of magic under Jack's foot that made him slip, and fall. "And so it was."
"Hi-yah!" Maddie shouted, nearly slicing Desiree in half with the sword, but Des dodged it and turned her hands into swords. They had a quick fight that ended in a stalemate, Maddie defending, but her sword closer to Desiree's body than Desiree's swords were to Maddie.
"Well, then, ladies," Danny commented, "If you need me, I'll be at the Nasty Burger. They're having a one-day-only sale, two for one!" He then flew off, phasing through the roof again. Maddie frowned, concerned. She had caught the hidden meaning, or at least what she thought was the hidden meaning.
"Oh no," she said, mostly to herself. "He's going to hurt my son! If only there was a way to catch him!"
Desiree chuckled, then 'stepped' back, turning her hands back to normal and sending Maddie off balance. "Close enough…"
"What do you mean?" said the female ghost-hunter, regaining her equilibrium.
"I mean," said the wishing ghost, as Jack woke up, looking up, "That I am a genie. I grant any wish I hear. And so have you wished it…" she said, a look of evil coming over her face, and a look of terror over everyone else's there. She then surrounded herself and Maddie with ghost energy, "So shall it be!"
Mwa ha cliffie I evil other stupid cliche typical stuff.
And now, somehing not so cliche: A few future lines from future chapters in this and my other fanfics:
Loyal Grunt: We're going down, sir!
Risky Boots: NO, DUH!
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Jazz: Mom's been posessed! And she's looking really good...hey, ghost, can I borrow that neckalce some time?
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Box Ghost: BEWARE!
Danny: Of what?
Box Ghost: Umm...
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Vlad: You may borrow one of my phrases, if you like.
Danny:Oh, fudge buckets.
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Max: Dunce!
Flak: Gorilla!
DK: Yes?
Flak: Not you!
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(BOOM!)
Adder: Lash has done something bad with her technology again, hasn't she?
Lash: EUREKA!
Grimm: That'd be a yes.
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Jake: Okay, she can PWN me anyday...
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And, from a future fanfic...
Sam: HOLY TURPENTINE!
Tucker: Danny got plastic surgery!
Danny: I can explain why I look like this!...actually, I can't...
Tucker: No, we don't wanna know...