A/N: Hello my great fans wow everyone loved the Jenova's head being on the kitchen counter I loved it myself I went back and read the first chapter and just got a kick out of that part. Just wait and see what I have in store for her this time! Laughs manically Anyways please R&R!

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII or it's characters they belong to Square Enix I'm just a big fan and a Seph lover.

It was really hot well of corse it would be sense it was in the middle of the summer. Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz, and even Sephiroth put up the volley ball net.

Kadaj and Sephiroth were on and team, and Yazoo and Loz were on a team.

Yazoo was first to serve, "0,0 Service!" He shouted serving it over.

Get it Kadaj get it!" Sephiroth shouted.

Kadaj ran all over the place trying to figure out where the ball was going to go but he missed as it landed on his head bounceing off and almost hitting his mother.

"Kadaj! Be careful! You could give me brain damage!" Jenova shouted from her perch on the picnic table.

"Sorry mother." Kadaj muttered.

"Just be more careful!" Suddenly birds swoped down and tried to attack her, "God blasted birds get off! I don't want your stinky smelly poop on me!" Jenova screamed.

Kadaj went to serve it, "0,1 Service!" He shouted trying to serve it over but it never did it bounced off the net hitting Seph in the face.

"Kadaj you fricking idiot!" He screamed.

They were too busy arguing to notice that Jenova was being carried off by birds, "OHH! Get off me you ugle head eating monsters!" She yelled managing to get free and fee-falling towards Kadaj.

Kadaj went to serve the ball when it was suddenly replaced by his mothers head, he never noticed even when his fellow brethern shouted at him.

"Kadaj Wait!" Sephiroth, Yazoo, and Loz all shouted.

Kadaj hit her head high into the air grabbing his knuckles wincing, "OW! That ball fucking hurts!"

"Kadaj you retard that was mother not the volley ball!" Sephiroth screamed grabbing his hair as he watched his mother fly in the air.

"KADAJ!" Jenova screamed in mid-air.

"Shit..." He muttered.

A/N: Ah I never get tired of making fun of Jenova gawd she was a pain in the ass anyways hope you enjoyed the chap Kadaj always gets into trouble hee hee. R&R!