A/N: Wow I haven't updated this in a long time. I was thinking about what I could do next and then it hit me a sand dune ride those are fun, but of course when Jenova is involved it doesn't always mean that. So people who have stuck with me on this here is your long awaited chapter!

Disclaimer: Like I said before I don't own FFVII or it's characters although I might ask to borrow Seph hee hee.

It was another hot summer day. Everyone decided to go on a sand dune ride, Sephiroth who was driving was about ready to smack the living shit out of Loz. His constant "Are we there yet?" got really annoying, really fast. Sephiroth pulled into the parking lot. They all got out and grabbed their tickets, Sephiroth carrying Jenova under his arm.

Kadaj got in his seat and look at the warning sign. It said pregnant woman should ride in the front. He thought about it for a second and turned to his so called mother, "Mother are you pregnant?"

"Kadaj, does it look like I have a stomach to you!" She screeched.

Kadaj blinked, "Well then how did you have all of us?"

"Kadaj would you just shutup!" Sephiroth yelled.

Kadaj crossed his arms and slouched in his seat pouting, "Fine mister grumpy pants..." Yazoo just rolled his eyes.

Soon after a few moments of silence they were off. They sped around twists and turns, they came to a stop on a hill.

Sephiroth handed Jenova to Kadaj, "Watch her I have to get pictures of the lake." He said walking off.

Kadaj was standing infront of the car when he saw something that amused him, he totally forgot what Seph said and placed Jenova infront of the car.

After Seph took pictures of the lake with Yazoo, they all piled back in the jeep. Sephiroth turned to Kadaj, "Where's mother?"

"Oh she's right her-" He stopper in mid-sentence when he realized he placed her infront of the car. His eyes grew wide as the driver started the car, "No wait don't move!" To late the driver started to drive the car.

Jenova sat on the ground hearing the engine of the jeep, "Why the hell am I still on the gr-" She stopped when the car impacted with her head sending her flying.

Sephiroth almost pulled out his hair when he watched his 'mother' get thrown in the air. The driver stopped the car to see her head fall in the lake.

Jenova came up from under water noticing a sign, "Man eating catfish." Suddenly a catfish jumped in the air grabbing her head. Her eyes glowed bright green, "Get off me you slimy...KADAJ!"

From up in the jeep Kadaj cowered behind Yazoo, "Mothers gonna kill me when she's gets out of there."

Yazoo looked at him, "You mean if she gets out of there."

Kadaj nodded, "If ...if is good."

"Don't worry mother I'll save you!" Sephiroth yelled jumping in the lake.

"He's so stupid jumping in there doesn't he know theres man eating catfish? He's just as dumb as mother jumping in there but you didn't hear that from me." Kadaj said.

"Um Kadaj it's your fault mother got there in the first place." Yazoo told him.

"Oh heh heh right...damn."

A/N: and so ends there fun little sand dune ride I had alot of fun with the whole pregnant thing. Hope you like the chapter. Review please ja-ne!