A Series of Unfortunate Evenings
Sokka
"Sokka, I have a present for you. All you have to do is walk into the forest where no one can see you," said an odd voice. Drawn by an insatiable hunger, the young Water Tribe Warrior ventured to its source, hoping to find meat. Instead, he found the most horrible thing in the world.
There, atop a tall tree, were Zuko and Katara, surrounded by Zutara fans. One had taken Aang's staff, and was beating him over the head with it. Toph was, at first, no where to be found, but the fans soon noticed Sokka, and began to swarm him. As they moved, Sokka saw a human skeleton the size of a young girl. Beside it was a sleeping Toph, who looked like she had a good meal.
"Sokka, you alone can save the day!" shouted the voice which had tempted him to this scene of horror. Looking up, he found none other than Momo, who everybody knows can talk, and is really large enough to carry people. Only in dreams is Momo's true nature revealed; the Flying Lemur landed, and allowed Sokka to climb upon his back. However, they were too late, as Katara's lips almost met Zuko's…
A low rumbling woke Sokka, just before a controlled avalanche buried him. "Sorry Sokka, didn't see you there!" teased Toph. "You must have been having a horrible nightmare, for it to make the almighty Water Tribe Warrior to scream like a little girl!"
Sokka shook. "Ya, I had that annoying dream again, where food eats people and Momo talks. He wasn't as mean this time, though."
AN: According to what I wrote, Sokka is messed up. Hope this is good enough for my adoring fans (or do I flatter myself?)