Chapter 6b

Disclaimer: I DO own Kingdom Hearts! Dude in a suit comes up

Dude:"Sue. You."

Uh, okay, I DON'T own Kingdom Hearts. How about that?

Dude: "Goo."

Okay, on with the story.

Upon arriving at school the first thoughts to enter Riku and Sora's infinitely minuscule brains was that this school was small (yes, like their brains). And had a lot of kids.

Not terribly unnerved but just a little out of place the twosome forced their way through the rampaging pack of student bodies and smiling teachers. It was exactly the sort of thing you would expect to see if you were a local or just used to loads of milling staff and students.

Riku and Sora were prepared for 'the worst', though if this constituted as 'the worst' then Riku and Sora found they were not very open to doing it again- Kairi or no Kairi. And they weren't even in the school yet. The big crowd was flowing into the school and strangely, Riku and Sora weren't.

Kairi and Selphie arrived just in time to see Sora pummeled by a 10th grade student inaccurately named Little Shasa. Shasa was hulking and had a really very girly name in Kairi's useless opinion. Contrary to his girly name Shasa was decidedly the least feminine looking thing on the island, including a hairy little purple plant under an old lady's shoe and a sign that said "Male" in large block letters.

Sora being pummeled was just the beginning of their bad luck unluckily enough because Riku was pummeled a total of twelve seconds later by the same Little Shasa who was not little and not feminine.

Riku, finding himself knocked off balance was so much of a surprise he literally gasped- before crashing into Selphie. Then he screamed. Sora, luckily (or unluckily if you look at it from left) fell on Kairi who unluckily tripped over own rather large feet to her butt looking less than happy and a little more than surprised.

Their thoughts about this (word describing this situation)situation are as follows:

Sora: Maybe I shouldn't have come to school.

Kairi: Maybe Sora shouldn't have come to school.

Riku: Maybe Selphie shouldn't have been born. Or maybe I just shouldn't have come to this dinky little island. Oh, wait, if I look this way I can see right up Kairi's- Ah! Bad thoughts!

Selphie: Oh my gosh! Riku fell on ME! horribly high fangirl squeal

Totally ridiculous of course. Riku didn't fall; he was pushed. Anyway, back to this absurd attempt at an actual story... THE NEXT CHAPTER!

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