A/N: Heh, finally… I know. It's been written for a while, but I was too lazy to ever type it up. I hope this one ends up being longer than the first two chapters. Oh, and for the random record, this will not be yaoi or shonen-ai or anything, sadly, at the request of the original author. But, I might – might – make another version with yaoi in it.

Thanks for reviews!

And… Enjoy!

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After a few hours of trying to gather the chibis and their counterparts, Snape finally made it to Dumbledore's office. Of course, a few spells had been in order for all the look-a-like pairs were not at all willing to go.

"Unhand me! –"Whatever Yugi's counterpart was going to say was quickly drowned out by a silencing spell. The teen settled for glaring, a small Yugi still in his arms.

Snape rolled his eyes at the childish behavior, however unnerving it might have been. He was the fearsome potions professor – nothing could unnerve him!

The stopped at a rather ugly gargoyle statue and Snape muttered the password with disgust. What was so great about muggle candies, especially these 'pop rocks?'

He walked up the spiral staircase, his actions quite superfluous because the staircase moved on its own. The others followed his at a much slower pace; Ryou's counterpart even going as far as to take a step down for every step up Snape took.

When they finally arrived outside the door to Dumbledore's office, Snape knocked on it rather forcefully and opened the door with a large bang. "Albus! Albus, I demand that you fix this!"

The old headmaster swung around in his chair, slowly for effect, and looked over his wire-rimmed glasses at the highly disgruntled potions master and the three boys with identical chibis.

As was the new trend apparently, he stared. And stared.

"Albus?" Snape mildly went over the idea that Dumbledore had died. It didn't help his position very much.

Said headmaster burst into laughter. He cheeks turned red and he had to hold his sides.

Severus Snape was not at all used to being laughed at, and certainly not by the headmaster. He had no intention of letting it continue. How embarrassing. A fearsome potions professor such as him should never be laughed at.

"W-Well, Severus," he manage to choke out, trying to get his hysterics under control. "As… dire as you seem to portray the situation, I think this is a valuable opportunity for you to learn compassion."

Snape's eyes widened in shock. To risk sounding like a five year-old girl, 'nonoNO!' he wouldn't!

Albus let out another chortle and continued. "Since Christmas break starts… Oh, tomorrow, I shall leave you in charge of the situation."

"Albus, no! I refuse! I'll quit!" He voice kept getting higher with every word, but his threats came to a crashing halt when Dumbledore uttered one knowing phrase:

"No, you won't."

Hell, his threats flew off the metaphorical broom and into the metaphorical wall. He glared at the aging headmaster and turned to stalk out of the room, ignoring the feeling of something not being right.

"Oh, and Severus?"

"What?" The fearsome potions professor muttered scathingly.

"It seems your charges have disappeared."

Snape swore.

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Bakura was having the time of his life. After being dragged to the headmaster's office, he and Chibi Ryou had committed a dastardly deed and had escaped unnoticed.

The deed?

They had stolen Pharaoh no Baka's favorite card – Black Magician – from him, right under his nose.

He couldn't wait until Pharaoh no Baka found it missing. Ah, chaos was a beautiful thing to behold.

"Hikari?"

The chibi stopped playing in the sand by the lake. They had come out there after making their escape.

"Yes, Baku-Baku?" The chibi laughed at his sand sculpture before annihilating it.

It had been of the Pharaoh. Bakura nearly smiled, but caught himself just in time. He said gruffly, "Isn't it nearly time for lunch?"

Ryou looked thoughtful. "Well, my stomie's been making noises, so… yes!" He smiled brightly and held up his arms to be picked up. "Okay, Baku-Baku, let's go!"

Bakura rolled his eyes, "You can walk just fine by yourself."

"B-but, Baku-Baku!" He whined, giving the thief the infamous chibi eyes. He stood on his tippy-toes and reached his arms out a little farther.

"What if one of those s-scary girls tries t-to…" He turned the cuteness up just a little bit more. "T-to t-take me? I'll be l-losted f-f-fowever!"

Bakura gave up and sighed. "Fine, hikari-baka." He reached over and grabbed his hikari around the stomach and picked him up, again rolling his eyes when the hikari giggled excitedly.

"Okay, Baku-Baku! Wet's go!"

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The creature tilted its head. Yugi tilted his head. The creature and he were roughly the same height and Yugi was very interested in the creature.

"Awe you a due' monstew?" He asked, "What's yew name?"

"Dobby, sir." The creature nodded. "Dobby is a house elf."

"Wassa house ewf?"

"Dobby is!"

"Oh. So you isn't a due' monstew?"

"No, sir! Dobby is a house elf!"

The other Yugi sweat dropped. This conversation was going in circles.

"Why is you wearing those funny clothes?"

"Because Dobby is a free house elf and Mr. Potter and other friends give him them."

"Oh… why does you have a tea c-c-coozy…c-co-cooz…" He looked to his other for help. "Yami, wassat word?"

Yami smiled down at him. "Cozy."

Yugi smiled brightly. "Yeah, that one! Why does you have a tea cozy on yew head?"

"Because I like it!"

Yugi made a small noise of understanding. "Oh, okay!" He turned to Yami. "Let's go!"

Yami nodded and picked Yugi up. Yugi squirmed around to wave 'bye' to Dobby, but the creature had already disappeared.

"Where did he go?" Yugi wondered.

As they left to go to the Great Hall, Yami couldn't help but think how odd his precious aibou was.

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"Sunshine-hikari?" And insane giggle soon escaped the older one's lips. Malik looked up with an innocent look on his face.

"Yes-yes?" His chibi eyes followed his yami's gaze.

A large plant which appeared to be – sleeping? – Dazed, yawned, showing rows of razor-sharp teeth.

"Lookit!" Marik said with a glint in his eye and a wand in his hand.

If you didn't realize, Marik mixed with magic is not a good combination, so when he attempted to use the spell for fire, the result was not what he wanted.

Let's just say, the Venus Flytrap was not at all happy.

It reared back and showed its awful needle teeth and took a chomp out of the nearest plant. Both of the insane look-a-likes shared a look that quite clearly said 'not good.'

They turned and ran, but the infernal flytrap would not give up so easily. It jumped, taking its large flower pot with it.

Chibi Malik nearly got pounced by the irate plant, but in a rare burst of kindness – and the knowledge that if Malik died, he would too – Malik's yami grabbed him by the collar and yanked him away.

"Silly sunshine-hikari… vicious fly-plant wants to eat you." Mari's grin widened and as they ran out the door of the greenhouse, he slammed the door in the rabid plant's… um… face. The demon fern howled and growled and thrashed.

He huffed and puffed but he – oops, wrong story.

Suddenly a large growl was heard. Malik tensed up and prepared to run.

"Oh… um, my bad."

Chibi Malik blushed enough for the both of them.

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An ominous voice was heard… ominously.

The remaining people in the room scattered.

A huge throne came into view. An albino man with red eyes and no nose was sitting on it.

Oh my God! It's Michael Jackson!

Wait! I mean Lord Voldemort! Yes, that evil man.

He cackled and his eyes glowed…or glew… I'll stick with glowed!

"Yessssss… Everything is going perrrfectly… Begin preparing the orcssss… We ssshall attack sssssoon!"

The deatheaters stared at him, wondering why he was crossing fandoms.

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Eh, sorry. I couldn't help it. The joke caaaaaalled to me.

A/N: Yes, Voldywarts just crossed fandoms. But I've been doing a lot of that in this story. Don't worry, I'll try to stop. fingers crossed

Eh, review if you like!