Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own Stargate Atlantis. sigh
A/N: This is a companion piece to 'When Plot Bunnies Attack' by BiteMeTechie. So, I would suggest you read that story first to understand mine, otherwise enjoy Carson coming back to life and being thoughally confused. :)
The Muse's Revenge
Carson's grotesque and mutilated body lay in a corridor near the embarkation room. The walls were splattered with a pink goopy cotton candy like substance. Sparkles still hung in the air but most had fallen to the ground covering everything giving it an eerily appealing like glare.
Carson sat bolt up right sending the sparkles careening every which way. His eyes snapped open and held a malice that was never seen in his eyes before.
He wiggled his fingers and looked down at his quickly repairing body. Taking a finger he wiped away some of the glitter that encased his body. He growled in disgust before getting up and
stocking away from where he had been dead moments before.
He quickly tied the wire from one side of the hallway to the other. A stirring in Carson's mind brought him to a halt for a second.
'What's happening?' a small voice asked.
"Welcome back to the land of the living, doctor." A malicious voice announced.
Carson tried to rub his head but nothing happened. Confused the doctor tried again but his arms didn't move. Actually, they were setting charges. What! Charges!
'What are you doing?' Carson asked but now he realized his voice didn't move when he spoke. 'Who are you?'
"I've just taken over your body to regain my fandom once again." the voice replied.
What the voice had just said only boggled his mind further. Then he noticed a little bit away was some beautiful woman with long flowing hair and flowery voices that tinkled when they laughed.
Suddenly, Carson got very suspicious. 'What are you doing?' he demanded.
"I think you already know." the voice cackled sinisterly.
'What about the Hippocratic Oath?' Carson demanded once again.
"The Hippocratic Oath my-" 'Gluteus maximums. There will be no swearing in my body.' Carson said sternly.
Suddenly the body snatcher got up, "Hey girls!" It called.
'No' Carson yelled. 'I demand you stop this instant!'
The Mary Sues were running at full speed now there graceful legs moving over the ground as if it were air. Readying themselves to glomp Carson once again. They were so happy he wasn't dead.
The first one hit the wire and turned into a spectacular show of sparkles, butterflies, and pink goop. All the others followed suit with the cries of Carson in the monster's head. As Carson's body went to leave the site he turned back on his work and smiled evilly. For in the goop read "The Revenge of the Muse!"
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